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[Melb]Cheese and wine appreciation picnic - 2nd Annual Goon & Coon - 3rd Jan

I heard Duckboy cant get off unless he bites the head off a pigeon and sprays its blood over his naked body ...

um, just something i heard
 
^those tablets i gave you. The little orange ones...
PLEASE start taking them.
Then, and only then, can granma let you out of the cage and take you shopping for baby turtles again..
 
Yeah so like anyway, Maadog is weird and Duckboy has R. E. S. P. E. C. T. for shite and stuff.

Maddog is a freak. I'm going to punch him in the pigeon box.
 
ya know, maybe, just maybe...

i've got to try and work at some stage this week, and i'm already taking the 1st and 2nd off - this would require 3rd and 4th too. but you can make me a maybe.

I AM NOT A BLUELIGHTER THOUGH I SWEAR.

(btw grant: you left a voicemail on my phone, but i need an sms... i still don't have your number you whore.)
 
yeah i know. kill me already. but since i'm already taking christmas off, boxing day off, and the nye period... well i've gotta be there at some stage!

money doesn't grow on trees young jillathan.
 
Same time as last year biatch...

Which was midday... So I'll be there from midday to watch the trickling in of lazy, addled and lost people throughout the day and then at some point beat yo little white as at bocce once more.
 
Duckboy said:
perhaps bread mixed with bicarb at pigeons.
lovely, foamy pigeons.
gasping for air.
^I'm so in. I'll provide the bircarbonated bread-crumbs and a hefty shoe for pidgeon kicking. =D

I'm thinking it's going to be a champas' kind of day for moi. I haven't drank PP for the last three years for a reason and until I forget what that reason is, I'm not touching it. :|
 
i'll be missing the

cask.jpg
& *edit* no. feel free to enter a picture of cheese, or something less offensive - kat :)

festival as i have to work..

that being said, i think my braincells could do without the messyness...
 
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katmeow said:
Goon and Coon.

Everyone.

Botanical Gardens.

3rd January.

GO to bed.

:)

Back again... Moving from Sydney to Wollongong, so no net connection. :(

Which city is this being held in? Melbourne? (wish I was back in Melbourne; grew up there) Sydney? Adelaide? Other?
 
Bugger! :(

Great for you guys tho! :D Loooove Melbourne. Grew up there until I finished my PhD, then moved to Sydney for my most recent degree. Now to The Gong (temporarily I hope!).

Soz, can't come. Would be great to hook up with some BLs at some stage... will be at Good Vibrations (Sydney, Feb) and obviously The Gong on a permanent basis :)
 
woah... I'm out of it for a little while (read:11 months. stupid work-then-study-then-no-play and not having anything useful to say because bluelight aus social is a high quality forum. truth.) umm... what was i saying?

Yeah, I'm out of it for a little while and look what happens! I'd love to get another big free 2 litre tub of cheese and probably even more cheeses for free too because the dairy has expanded it's production but forgot that family-run businesses suck because the children are inevitably inept. So there'll probably be lots and lots of left over cheese (management 'forgetting' to sell it) just waiting to get 'used' by the employees.

Last year was cool except i got so sunburnt that my nose blistered, and then when i went home early (because i was a scatter-brained hungover pansy that had to drive so couldnt drink) i spilled some oil on my pants and it looked like i had pissed myself the whole way out of melbourne on public transport (oil doesnt dry out).
But this year i'd be able to drink, cause i live much closer to the city and public transport-able.

And then theres mention of a winery tour, and like, what with knowing lots of people in that industry in the yarra valley (including my older brother, one of the winemakers at punt road winery) i could possibly provide some little insight into that.

So i'd LOVE to be of help, and to get back into the bluelighting scene.

But i'm going to france to visit my mum dec25th to jan17th :P
 
^ tease!

muzby said:
that being said, i think my braincells could do without the messyness...
My braincells could do with the Muzbyness

Any post-work possibilities?
 
Sorry m4dd0g, couldn't resist :D

However, if anyone wants to do a run up to the dairy this weekend i could hook you up with cheese then... just ask to talk to tom.

I strongly recommend the Gemello. It's a 70/30 mixture of cows and goats milk, and it's one of the creamiest and tastiest cheeses i've had. *edit->Marketing* It also comes packaged in vac-sealed plastic which means it lasts up to six months un-opened, making it a great gift!

The Persian Fetta has, unfortunately, degraded in quality. They've doubled production, and it shows :( Well, they also lowered the salt content to please supposed customers, so now it has become almost bland.
 
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bump!


so yeah...where's the botanical gardens? how to get there by public transport? N what time is this for (probably said earlier but cbf finding it)
I could ask closer to the day but I'm busy with work right up till then (cept today) so midas well ask now.
And what to bring? Are we doing a group grog run? I don't have a picnic blanket :( But I got plastic wine cups left ova from my bday. woo hoo!
But skolling from the bottle is much classier =D

skolling is the right spelling/word (to mean chug down) isn't it- I'm sure it is but not in my dictionary or on dictionary.com....
 
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