I was touched that some of you were shocked that I haven't found anything. Perhaps I haven't always put my best foot forward, either. I'm rather bohemian and to fit into the art world or be an interior decorator, I'd have to be dressing up all the time and be perfectly done up. It's just not me.
As far as working in a gallery is concerned, it's mainly very elegant young women and posh homosexual men. Jobs at Christie's or Sotheby's are almost impossible to come by; they mostly only offer six-month long temporary contracts at best. The museum world is even more competative. I'm in a catch 22 because I fucked off for 15 years after I got my Bachelor's degree. I worked as a temp then cycle couriered for 9 years; I've been working at this tourbus company for three years. I'm now 41 and am competing with young applicants in their early to mid 20s who are straight out of schools like Oxford, Cambridge and the Courtauld; People my age and older are already far more established than I and better connected in the art world. There are simply too far jobs in relation to the number of applicants. The only way I'm going to be able to 'make it' is by going freelance.
And as one other said, I sometimes feel bitter that I have to make do with a pokey little flat in South London rather than a Georgian town house or Palladian villa. But that's life...

As far as working in a gallery is concerned, it's mainly very elegant young women and posh homosexual men. Jobs at Christie's or Sotheby's are almost impossible to come by; they mostly only offer six-month long temporary contracts at best. The museum world is even more competative. I'm in a catch 22 because I fucked off for 15 years after I got my Bachelor's degree. I worked as a temp then cycle couriered for 9 years; I've been working at this tourbus company for three years. I'm now 41 and am competing with young applicants in their early to mid 20s who are straight out of schools like Oxford, Cambridge and the Courtauld; People my age and older are already far more established than I and better connected in the art world. There are simply too far jobs in relation to the number of applicants. The only way I'm going to be able to 'make it' is by going freelance.
And as one other said, I sometimes feel bitter that I have to make do with a pokey little flat in South London rather than a Georgian town house or Palladian villa. But that's life...

