MC's, rhymers or people who want to MC/rhyme !!STEP UP!!

[hyperspeeding]

Ok heres the deal, i had this idea on the bus the other day. We run this a bit like they run some of the MC comps at bars (like Greenwood in north sydney, wednesday nights). Ok heres the idea...

1. A topic is posted. (i'll start it off with this post).
2. Now the next person to post has to be creative (i know you can do it ) and make an MC or rhyme that is relevant to the topic.
3. Now the person who wrote the rhyme can put a new topic at the bottom of their post.
   [/list=1] I think this will work best with random topics, such as places, items, peoples BL ID's, or strange words (not to strange, if they are provide a definition). This is all in the name of fun, so no bagging out other peoples stuff
   
   Topic:
   Germany.
   
   Hyper

 

[Adikkal]

when i think of germany i think of lederhosen,
legendary festivals in october are chosen
by backpacking map tracking knee slapping drunks
downing one then another then falling off their bunks
in a state of intoxicated mystery the topic of the history of Germany arose,
'concentration camps' weren't like the game of cards,
and it's hard to comprehend what caused the kick start
of a facist regime, ethnicity cleaned, millions were killed simply becos of a dream,
now their lives remain only in memory,
try and make sense and cause a brain hemmorage
but it causes me to think, and maybe even take a second look
at why so many took the bait of the swastika hook

TOPIC: Forests/Bush/Jungle

Adikkal

 

[Maui2k]

greenery enhances my vision of the scenery
plants dedicated to heightening your sensitivity
trees in stereo, a chorus of forests
running through the woods tripping everything looking gorgeous
or just, maybe pick some shrooms
they come in bloom whenever there is some cow poop
how low can you stoop? We dont even have to push
youll never ever catch me smoking on some bush
i stay with the dank, I love chicks who wear tanks
when their breasts pop out of their shirt i think i might faint
but i dont, I just relax and ley my mind wonder
if i could get this hot girl who listens to jungle.



New Topic: Bologna and cheese

 

[killarava2day]

I love putting cheese on topa my spaghetti
Choppin it up like i gotta machete
Just throwin it around and makin a mess
Cos i got no guests that I wanna impress
Cos when I dine- I dine alone
No interruptions not even the phone
Meat, tomatoe, and oregano
But if ya don't add the garlic it'll taste like guano
Some say that their nonna makes the best
But on that matter I must digress
Cos the shit i cook just can't be beat
The best damn spaghetti you'll ever eat.



New Topic: Addicted to Bluelight

 

[plazma]

Stand up, step up, bluelighters anonymous
Ain't found no limit to this addiction it be bottomless
People sittin round computers with their lives messed
Lookin ta get high again before they get dressed
Dot NU and I be warning you
Log in yo, and be addicted to
Slave to, that sight with tha Blue
Light, to tuck yo up in bed at night
Except when it be 3 in tha mornin
Work in 5 hours, and you is talkin
To a buncha fuckin junkies thacha ain't met yet
What you thinkin boy, you need your head read
But at least ya won't get dead
From those drugs you be eatin now
Pills, blow and trips and you're goin wow
Ain't my momma never seen shit like this
Propped gainst the bathroom wall just to take a piss
Random kiss, and you ain't sleepin tonight
Cuz you just another fiend for the bluelight

New Topic: Advertisments that suck.

-plaz out-

 

[syke]

Give me Big Brother, don't even bother
Telling me to buy a gift for my mother
She don't need no more kitchen knives
exercise machines or mail order wives
What is this crap they're showing me
An amazing display of idiocy
Selling shit that no one needs
Chuck Norris and his anal beads
Telling you to make the call
Prop your hands against the wall, don't fall
For the oldest trick in the book
I know you can't help but look
At the box you can't do without
Before hittin the number 9 cloud
Turn on, tune in, drop out

New Topic: The sound of one hand clapping

 

[alasdairm]

this tree fell in the forest
there was no one there to hear it
well, i'm your main zen florist
you need to love this rhyme, not fear it
this dalai lama dude is on the run from the chinese
they're tripping man, they don't get that he's the best of all MCs
he chills in Dharamsala with his posse of old-school buddhists
his zen shit is mindbending, his wisdom is the rudest
if you're looking for direction, drop the gun and can your bitches
get jiggy with a yellow sheet and seek internal riches
what the fuck has this to do with "the sound of one hand clapping"?
look inward for the answer, in the meantime i'll be rapping...

next topic: the space shuttle

alasdair

 

[alasdairm]

^ was my choice of topic so bad i killed this thread? i always wanted to hear a space shuttle rap

alasdair

 

[alostlittlebird]

this was in the year of 85
a decent time just to be alive
fate had known no one would survive
when the challenger took a dive/
rolling the shuttle onto the launch pad
people in the tower getting mighty mad
cause the power to the system
(hey did nobody listen?)
caused this fat fucking rocket to go a glitchin'

bitchin, listen, you hear that sound?
people screaming all around
and the crew nowhere to be found
cause they're a thousand feet above the ground -
floating in the wind,
falling in the trees,
a thousand bits of dust hanging in the breeze
so when you pray tonight drop to your knees
because you might feel the crew next time you sneeze

vaporized mutha fucka yeaaaaaah
glory to those that lost their lives
when the challenger took a dive

next topic: hot sex

 

[ice-9]

sweaty bodies intertwined
make your breasts quiver and shine
kissing your neck tracing your spine, spying to find
the sweet spots
to snake your legs around mine

with only one goal that's to please
feel ecstatic release
standing up?
you reel on your knees
and seize what you see

tease you in six degrees
while i place you on to me
do you see what i see?

two as one
one on one
me and you, having fun

pumping harder, screams are louder
collapse in a heap
the smell of heat, sweet n sour
lust overpowering
inhibitions that cower
hour after hour after hour after hour....


next topic:
The Transformers

 

[.dR spgeddi]

transformers…more than meets the eye.

Lemme go orf, I’m like a rabid piranha, tearing at the flesh of your mind with my word hammer, this is spgeddi, check my action. Sometimes furiously spouting obscenities stacks man, when I turn on you, you be shitting ya daks man.
Coz I go orf, like a man from Gaza, explode; an’ take out half the plaza.
I never go soft, running my patterns past ya, trippin as you follow the timing of my tongue twista. Flippin at the pace of the flow comin at ya. Sobbin an’ jaw droppin, and you cant stop it, wishin 2 be quippin’ as quick as this dope shit an’ watchin me poppn a lotta the top contenders, lovin the lyrical lesson from the rhyme blender, an’ bender.
(announcer) “In the blue corner, champion of the world, and title defender…”
Ding ding, we step in the ring. you take your first swing, and even the crowd are laughing. Bling bling, it sounds like a phone is ringing. But you’re seeing stars from a blow to the chin. Chin ching, time I cash in, coz the winner takes all and the loser… takes the fall.
(announcer) “And still the undefeated champion of the world…”
yeah I’m spgeddi and I’m the source, a powerful energy output resource.
that’s right, I’m a polished performer, a thousand-mega watt hydroponic grow lamp transformer.
like Bella Donna, I got poison inside. But you can’t help biting me, and being infected by my style.


new word/topic the crack house next door

 

[Raz]

9 or 10 whores in the crack house next door
One for every day of the week and some more
Wailin' and moanin' that keeps me up pacin'
That drugfucked sex action equates to frustration

See, I'm here alone while they got it goin' down
Monday through Sunday they're goin' to town
There's banging and shouting and cussing galore
24/7 in that crack house next door!

...lol...that sounds kind of like a country&western song in my head...I'm scared...

--President Raz--

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