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masturbation techniques

This thread made me dry heave at points. :( It's so odd what people will do to bust a nut.

But stranger things have happened I guess..
 
Right handed wanker here. I'm very tightly circumcised so I always use a little lube. I often like to stick a dildo inside, and sometimes I use a really large one. When using a large dildo I often read some porn until I'm ready to blow and then huff some poppers.
 
augustaB said:
Right handed wanker here. I'm very tightly circumcised so I always use a little lube. I often like to stick a dildo inside, and sometimes I use a really large one. When using a large dildo I often read some porn until I'm ready to blow and then huff some poppers.
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see i never need lube. thats the use of a foreskin...
 
Bearlove said:
Don't just 'stick a finger up your ass' - search out your prostate :D.
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This.

Never really got into it before I was with my ex & I won't go into detail as I think I will be banned but yeah 100% agree.
Too many guys think it's "Gay" or something else stupid to do that kinda thing which is dumb, it's not called the male clit for no reason.

drancer said:
I use a vibrating ring around my cock and jack off at the same time, love it.
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Used them for sex & wanking, don't really do it for me but each to their own I say.
 
I have a long, stretchy foreskin, so I strap a vibrating bullet to my shaft and let it vibrate me to orgasm. It's all hands-free and it's fuckin' mindblowin'
 
I mostly play with my clit, but lately, I have to have a little penetration too. So what I do is, I put on some good porn (what's good is up to you, people have different tastes and preferences) and get in a comfortable position. I think about the porn and how hot it is, and about someone I would want to do those things with while I rub my clit slow at first, gradually getting faster. Then, once I'm good and wet I'll stick 2 fingers in, curl them and fuck myself hard and fast because that's how I like it. Then I pull out and rub my clit some more until BAM orgasm.

You're welcome.
 
I once fucked a pocket pussy for nearly 16 hrs watching porno on an assload of adderall valium and drinking vodka straight outta the bottle bringing myself to the brink of orgasm over and over again I had a cock ring on making my dick engorged beyond belief once I allowed myself to cum I was lying on my back completely nude spread eagle and I pulled my prick out of the pocket pussy and blew a load all over my chest neck and face like the nasty man whore I am I swear I saw Jesus at that moment the euphoria was indescribable I ended up passing out right then and there drenched in my own spunk.....God Damn I love myself!!!
 
Keep it simple. Go slow, get to the edge, slow down/relax as much as possible.. this allows for further arousal to the point where you think your dick with explode in a bloody mess. Spooge. The end.
 
DOB said:
i like to put raw spaghetti in my japs eye then twist my dick until the spaghetti is broken into small pieces
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"What ever happened to simply dry humping the floor?"

That's how I started as a kid, but then I read somewhere that that could lead to ED, so I stopped. Now I abstain for long periods of time (months), and either transmute the saved up energy into love/kundalini energy, or do some really long, tantric multiple orgasms sesh. Or both. Yum.
 
I feel so tame compared to some of the posters here.lol
Prostate stimulation is awesome but better when someone else is doing it.
Apart from that, I like to do the bringing yourself to the 'edge' over and over until I cant wait any longer.. The risk of that is the 'let down' ie, bringing yourself to the edge and going just one stroke too far and ending in a disappointing orgasm. Anyone else experience this?lol
 
lmao!
WOW, I sure am glad I staggered upon this thread! lol
This is the most entertaining stuff I've had all night..besides that dose earlier..
Also..
I think my favorite is "the quickie of shame", that spontaneous urge that happens in the most un-expected places...like spotting that little cute-as-f***, "My-type-of-chick, chick at the air-port between flights and just saying to self "Fuck I just want to bust all over her perfect body....and then strutting through the crowd to the public restroom to play imagination!
 
RhythmSpring said:
"What ever happened to simply dry humping the floor?"

That's how I started as a kid, but then I read somewhere that that could lead to ED, so I stopped.
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So ... wait. As a floor humping child you read that the practice could lead to erectile dysfunction? I don't think so, which seems to indicate you were dry humping the floor as a grown man. That's fine. If the floor gets you off more power to you, but I've not really heard much about linoleum or hardwood fetishes and the like...
 
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