Man who hid 7 grams of cocaine under his foreskin jailed

[David Wooderson]

Nicole Morley for Metro.co.ukThursday 28 Jul 2016 10:01 am


Joshua Hare hid a wrap of cocaine under his foreskin (Picture: Police Handout) A guy who tried to hide several grams of cocaine under his foreskin has been jailed.
Joshua Hare was found naked – and with no other place to hide his drugs, tucking them in his foreskin seemed the only option. Of course it did, why wouldn’t it?



Police were called after a member of the public spotted the 24-year-old making a nuisance of himself in a carpark outside Homebase at around 8.30am.
He put up a little bit of a fight with officers and was arrested and taken to hospital on June 17, the court heard.
During the trial Keith Ballinger, prosecuting, described how the wrap of drugs slowly ’emerged’ from Hare’s genitals.
Sorry. Just try not to picture it.

He was arrested in a car park near Homebase in Swindon (Picture: GoogleMaps) Hare pleaded guilty to being in possession of 7.2 grams of cocaine and failing to surrender to bail and was jailed for a total of 12 weeks.



The substance stashed by Hare’s manhood was later tested and confirmed to be cocaine.
Defending, Nick Redhead said Hare has a troubled background and has had problems with drugs and alcohol. He is currently being assessed for mental health issues.
Following the offence, Swindon Magistrates activated a 12-week suspended sentence Hare had previously been given for aggravated taking of a vehicle without consent, and added a £115 victim surcharge.
For the possession of a Class A drug Hare, of no fixed abode, was ordered to spend one week in custody which he will serve alongside the 12 weeks.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/28/man-who-hid-7-grams-of-cocaine-under-his-foreskin-jailed-6034163/

 

[David Wooderson]

We're talking a little more than half that bag

 

['medicine cabinet']

Lmao..it had to have been a compressed piece, I don't know how he could even physically do that unless his dick is like a snuffalufagus

 

[slimvictor]

his dick is like a snuffalufagus
his dick is like a snuffalufagus
his dick is like a snuffalufagus
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[Small_town_casual]

We're talking a little more than half that bag

Depends how pure it was, the purer it is the bigger it will be but if it's pub grub shite it will be smaller, as bash has a higher density I'm led to believe either way it still be a fair size!!

Why was he naked too the weirdo?

 

[David Wooderson]

I hope the kid gets help, everyone has done unspeakable cringe worthy things when high, but most of us don't get our picture slapped on the cover of newspapers.

Dude had to of known about his special ability before he decided to stash his coke in his dick.

I highly doubt you would just happen to be naked, happen to be fleeing police, when all of a sudden you discover a hiding spot like that.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

lol