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Mail broken into ( house owner ) what's the email address that I need to contact before I kill a mother fucker..

FallenOne86

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So what's the email address to whoever it is I have to contact and let them know that this is the millionth time that someone's been breaking into our mail and I want it inside the gate so who's in charge of fixing all that shit because the first time I almost killed the guy I was about 30 feet away but my father and the other neighbors all stopped me from murdering the fucker and honestly one of these days that piece of shit isn't going to be so lucky so how do I get the mailbox inside the gate so this type of shit doesn't happen again?
 
wut?

how would a bunch of random strangers on the internet know wtf you're talking about?

which gate? whose house is it?

alasdair
 
Not sure what it would take for you to put in a mail slot inside your door. Dunno if that is something you can do then contact the post office.
 
So what's the email address to whoever it is I have to contact and let them know that this is the millionth time that someone's been breaking into our mail

If you're being serious, and contacting the police wouldn't be detrimental to your living situation, I suggest you do. Mail theft is a VERY serious federal crime, and they will treat it as such.
 
wut?

how would a bunch of random strangers on the internet know wtf you're talking about?

which gate? whose house is it?

alasdair
Don’t worry man I took care of it sorry for asking. I was just looking for the number to call and let them know of the issue but it’s taken care of. Thanks to the rest of the replies! You could end this thread like I end my life hah! Only half kidding! Laaaaaate!
 
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generally, if you need a number to call, a great first step would be not to ask for an email address :)

glad you got it sorted.

alasdair
Only reason why I asked for an email address if the post office had one is because I’d rather email someone then call lol don’t know why because I’m pretty social but I guess I just like to type then pick up the phone to dial. Plus I have this weird quirk about me where I have to speak in an English accent when I call someone I’ve never called before. It helps if I’m feeling anxious over the whole situation lol it’s weird I know but that’s me lol
 
Only reason why I asked for an email address if the post office had one is because I’d rather email someone then call lol don’t know why because I’m pretty social but I guess I just like to type then pick up the phone to dial. Plus I have this weird quirk about me where I have to speak in an English accent when I call someone I’ve never called before. It helps if I’m feeling anxious over the whole situation lol it’s weird I know but that’s me lol
Email your landlord to sort it out if you are renting.
If you own your house then find your local post offices website and contact them via email and then move the post box wherever you said you would.

Simple as.
 
I’d sit there with a pistol in my lap waiting by the window, but I’m old fashioned that way.

This shits getting bad though lately, poverty mixed with lots of mail orders equals lots of mail theft.

I’ve stopped purchasing things I actually give a shit about through the mail unless it’s absolutely needed. The “workers” they got right now in these shipping places are shady as fuck, for awhile all my boxes were coming opened up like someone just ripped up the tape to see what was inside.

-GC
 
I’d sit there with a pistol in my lap waiting by the window, but I’m old fashioned that way.

This shits getting bad though lately, poverty mixed with lots of mail orders equals lots of mail theft.

I’ve stopped purchasing things I actually give a shit about through the mail unless it’s absolutely needed. The “workers” they got right now in these shipping places are shady as fuck, for awhile all my boxes were coming opened up like someone just ripped up the tape to see what was inside.

-GC
Ha! Funny you say that because I was sitting down earlier with a pistol on my lap.. only it ended up in my mouth and I was so damn close to pulling the trigger but than an old friend decided to surprise me and let's just say I'm still here and I got an earful. But it's only cuz I'm pretty pissed off at myself right now due to slamming meth in the same fucking arm and now I've got this huge fucking knot on my arm and I swear if I end up like Jared Leto from Requiem For A Dream my brains will splatter on someone's wall if not my own! Tired of being a dumb fuck is all I'm saying.
 
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