Lyrics, Every Sperm is Sacred

[Python]

There are Jews in world, there are Buddhists.
There are Hindus, and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed, but...
I've never been one of them!
I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since before I as born.
And the one thing they say about Catholics is they'll take you as soon as you're warm!
You don't have to be a six-footer, you don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came...
Because...
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathens spill theirs
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

 

[harraser]

YAY FOR MONTY PYTHON!!!!
Galaxy Song
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

 

[Python]

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[skarazira]

werd to monty python :D
sara

 

[RaverMadness]

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin,
Who made the sharks, He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.