MethAbuser
Greenlighter
Hey everyone. My fellow green and blue lighters!...
I've been lurking forever and today I tried to send two PMs within 180 mins and found out how we are not created equally!!!
Whether out lighters make green or blue flames.. do we not all bleed red if we get pricked by the edge of a shattered pipe...do we not all expel beautiful puffs of white smoke and vapor when we exhale... does time not slow for us all when you hear your dealers voicemail ... of course it does
Well damn it I'm not gonna stand for being treated as inferior... I'm gonna fight for my rights!!!! My right to Private Message ... to private messsage what I want, to who I want, to where I want, when ever I want with out being restricted with a 180 min limit to my communications. I have a voice and its finally time... time to release my inner Katy Perry that I've been keeping chained up... its time to say
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna hear me roar!"
Bluelight you just created an Animal!!!
Be afraid, very afraid!
Just kidding, I'm more of a gay Martha Stewart on Meth ?
️ .. with all the shortcuts and the hacks that include caring for your paraphernalia to the "best" practices (at least for me) for all the different routes of administration ...And that's what makes me a Meth Abuser everyone okayyyyy! Not a Meth Addict cause I know better (wink wink) and Not just a plan old Meth User, because I know the in and out, the tips...the tricks......
Okay okay so maybe i dont know it all but im on a quest for it..so if you know any "secrets" of Meth Use passed down from grandma that she swears by ....please share...im all ears
Here's a good one id like to share in case you didn't know....how to maintain a sparkling clean and clear oil burner that will kept your friends thinking you spend hours every night scrubbing and using dangerous chemicals on your pizzle Because it looks so freaking fresh and brand new all the time. FYI if your not using a Mr.Clean (or generic store brand )Magic Erasure "EXTRA POWER" to chill your glass piece between hits... you are doing it all wrong, trust me when I say this will change your life! WET RAGS are OUT and ENCHANTED SPONGES are IN!!! The Extra Power is the best one. Stay away from the Bathroom Foaming one because that cointains soap. Use a wet sponge during each session to cool down your pipe and your actually killing two birds with one stone and multitasking like a total boss! #winning Now To clean the inside of a dirty pipe just break off a small piece squeeze it inside the hole and use a toothpick, a skewer or q-tip to easily wipe away any stain inside. When your done, the easiest way to get a piece of magic eraser out of a pure is just blow really hard on the stem and a corner of the sponge will pop out of the hole and you just grab it with your fingers and save it to use later or toss it in the trash.
Anyways hopefully everybody that reads this isn't saying to themselves how idiotic of me to post such common knowledge It being 2017 and everything but I really felt that I need to share this knowledge because frankly I've seen tons of post on how people clean pipes with microwaves and bleach and winks , cigarette ashes, voodoo charms and even prayer but nobody ever mentions or rarely mentions theses Mr. Clean sponges which in my option is proof that God or Aliens exist cause these sponges are either made from the devine or some advance alien technology from another dimension in the future. it's one it the other!!
Anyways yeah so hello everyone and hopefully nobody took me too seriously...well except the part about the Power of Sponges cause you need to take that really seriously unless your a savage who like dirty pipes and persistence streaks of black ash in your life as evidence of your drug use cause even if you don't ever touch the bic to the glass...one of your friends do. by the way learning to use a torch lighter the proper way is way better in my opinion.. sorry to those that don't live in CA where speed is cheaper, so I worry more about getting big hits than trying to conserve every shard. no matter how many bic hits you take. You will never get as high than from some monster rips a off a torch lighter from a water bong made from a 2 liter soda bottle and a glass pipe with a down stem in it, sealed with some hot glue melted with a lighter to make an air tight seal. No glue gun needed. I really should post a tutorial!
Wow if you actually read all this. Your amazing! Now you know! That I fucking ramble!
I've been lurking forever and today I tried to send two PMs within 180 mins and found out how we are not created equally!!!
Whether out lighters make green or blue flames.. do we not all bleed red if we get pricked by the edge of a shattered pipe...do we not all expel beautiful puffs of white smoke and vapor when we exhale... does time not slow for us all when you hear your dealers voicemail ... of course it does
Well damn it I'm not gonna stand for being treated as inferior... I'm gonna fight for my rights!!!! My right to Private Message ... to private messsage what I want, to who I want, to where I want, when ever I want with out being restricted with a 180 min limit to my communications. I have a voice and its finally time... time to release my inner Katy Perry that I've been keeping chained up... its time to say
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna hear me roar!"
Bluelight you just created an Animal!!!
Be afraid, very afraid!
Just kidding, I'm more of a gay Martha Stewart on Meth ?
️ .. with all the shortcuts and the hacks that include caring for your paraphernalia to the "best" practices (at least for me) for all the different routes of administration ...And that's what makes me a Meth Abuser everyone okayyyyy! Not a Meth Addict cause I know better (wink wink) and Not just a plan old Meth User, because I know the in and out, the tips...the tricks......Okay okay so maybe i dont know it all but im on a quest for it..so if you know any "secrets" of Meth Use passed down from grandma that she swears by ....please share...im all ears
Here's a good one id like to share in case you didn't know....how to maintain a sparkling clean and clear oil burner that will kept your friends thinking you spend hours every night scrubbing and using dangerous chemicals on your pizzle Because it looks so freaking fresh and brand new all the time. FYI if your not using a Mr.Clean (or generic store brand )Magic Erasure "EXTRA POWER" to chill your glass piece between hits... you are doing it all wrong, trust me when I say this will change your life! WET RAGS are OUT and ENCHANTED SPONGES are IN!!! The Extra Power is the best one. Stay away from the Bathroom Foaming one because that cointains soap. Use a wet sponge during each session to cool down your pipe and your actually killing two birds with one stone and multitasking like a total boss! #winning Now To clean the inside of a dirty pipe just break off a small piece squeeze it inside the hole and use a toothpick, a skewer or q-tip to easily wipe away any stain inside. When your done, the easiest way to get a piece of magic eraser out of a pure is just blow really hard on the stem and a corner of the sponge will pop out of the hole and you just grab it with your fingers and save it to use later or toss it in the trash.
Anyways hopefully everybody that reads this isn't saying to themselves how idiotic of me to post such common knowledge It being 2017 and everything but I really felt that I need to share this knowledge because frankly I've seen tons of post on how people clean pipes with microwaves and bleach and winks , cigarette ashes, voodoo charms and even prayer but nobody ever mentions or rarely mentions theses Mr. Clean sponges which in my option is proof that God or Aliens exist cause these sponges are either made from the devine or some advance alien technology from another dimension in the future. it's one it the other!!
Anyways yeah so hello everyone and hopefully nobody took me too seriously...well except the part about the Power of Sponges cause you need to take that really seriously unless your a savage who like dirty pipes and persistence streaks of black ash in your life as evidence of your drug use cause even if you don't ever touch the bic to the glass...one of your friends do. by the way learning to use a torch lighter the proper way is way better in my opinion.. sorry to those that don't live in CA where speed is cheaper, so I worry more about getting big hits than trying to conserve every shard. no matter how many bic hits you take. You will never get as high than from some monster rips a off a torch lighter from a water bong made from a 2 liter soda bottle and a glass pipe with a down stem in it, sealed with some hot glue melted with a lighter to make an air tight seal. No glue gun needed. I really should post a tutorial!
Wow if you actually read all this. Your amazing! Now you know! That I fucking ramble!
