Luck out on a UA?

[the_highest_mormon]

Has anyone ever lucked out on a drug test before?

nice lab worker, or somehow by the grace of god turning up negative when by all rights it should be positive.

my story:
so im getting drug tested because some security guard smelt me smoking pot at work (very stupid move but it was a REALLY slow day and i was bored enough to stop thinking straight.) my boss calls me into her office the next day because the prick, rent-a-cop reported me to her. i argue and protest and blah blah blah long story short, i consent to the test but i tell her i smoke pot outside work so it will be pointless anyway (although i was curious myself as to how much thc is in my system.)
when we get to the testing lab in the hospital, the technician pulls me back and starts filing out paper work. she asks me whats up and i tell her my story of woe. taken by my hardship she mutters that i might find another urine sample in the bathroom and DONT TOUCH IT, get it kid? DONT TOUCH THE OTHER URINE SAMPLE wink wink nod nod.
when walking outside i give my boss some story about how i dont really smoke pot anymore and i just needed to know if they were willing to fire someone who had worked hard for them for 5 years, just over suspicion that i smoked pot. "hell im mormon, i dont really smoke but i just needed to know how valuable i really am to you."

when the test comes back clean in a few days i win, boss is loose. epic luck

 

[-Guido-]

Yeah. Went to a lab for a UA and a Blood Test. Used dope 24 hours prior to the test because I got drunk and forgot about the drug test. I ended up talking to this lab worker, she ran the entire show only one there at this private lab for about 30 minutes, she was telling me I should be a model and just being a real sweetheart, when I just wanted to leave and fix up somewhere lol. She never made me take the blood test and I have no idea how, but I passed the UA. I think she just thought fuck it, this is a nice guy, and didn't bother testing shit.

 

[Psychlone Jack]

Came up negative on a UA for heroin the day after using, but got a false positive for meth lol.

And while on probation I admitted that I would come up positive for weed, took the test, and came up negative. Derrr.

 

[jykkE]

When I was 17, smoking bud every day. My mom found out, took me to the hospital for a piss test and it came up negative. I did drink quite a bit of water before it.

2 years ago when I was 21 during an active addiction to heroin, did a good bit of heroin IV'd then preceded to take a heroic dose of xanax. Crashed my car the next day still blacked out, took a blood test in jail. I smoked weed everyday all day along with some coke every now and again and the only thing that showed up was the Xanax. I couldn't believe it.

 

[isotopic_parody]

I was in the hospital once, due to an accident, with a head FULL of acid. This was a Monday morning.... Sunday night, I had smoked pot. Saturday, I had done coke, and friday methamphetamine. They ran a 1500 dollar drug test on me and asked me what I would fail for so they could treat me before the results came back. I assumed I was fucked and told them everything.

my results came back negative for everything. Was I lucky? Yes. Did I fuck myself anyways? Yes. Does acid have magical cleansing powers at receptor saturation levels? Possibly.

I've also passed another drug test for employment after smoking two days prior. *shrugs*

 

[evilthree]

Once I applied for a job. After finishing up routine bs, I find out there's a drug test. I start shitting bricks, as I am a daily weed smoker, being my lack of luck for finding a job, and wondering how im gonna pass. I end up drinking liquid nonstop until the day of my test. I had not smoked for 2 days after daily tokage.

Well I take my test, then begin work on a monday. After my first day I get called up by my boss and told I have to go to the administrative building(where they do the testing). When there they told me I came up dilute, and I had to retake it. This made me even more edgy since I had been smoking the night before. I told them I didn't have to pee, so they made me drink cup after cup of water(no limit, surprisingly). After this, I never heard back from them. Needless to say I was quite shocked

 

[Ason Unique]

I hope I luck out, if I do I will post a reply saying what the results are.

Anyways I had to go get a physical on Thursday, and my mom requested a drug test because the doctor brought it up or something. Anyways I took two of mom's oxycontin 20mgs and like 5 total 5mg oxys and took one Monday night. Anyways I hope they don't test me for oxy, I'm not worried about testing positive for weed, as I can pull the I smoked a month ago story.

Anyways one night after I got off work my mom shows up drunk crying and shit upset about her bf, and she fucking DRIVES me home, and starts yelling at me because I wanted to go to my dad's house. Anyways she threatens to tell my dad about "the drugs I stole from her" but never said anything again after that or anything else. I think she thinks I took it and hopes they test for it, but if I come up negative I can deny taking them, and say her bf (who abuses oxy) could of stole it.

 

[smokeymcpot42088]

^ Dude don't gank oxy's from your drug dependant mother and plant the seed of doubt on her S/O to cover your own kuniving stealing dopefiend ass.

Thats some really childish lame shit man.

Good news is you'll pass the drugtest unless they look for oxy specifically. Doesnt break down into a morphine metabolite.

*i wont be rude to other posters*

 

[Ason Unique]

Listen dude, my mom doesn't even take the pills, I believe she *doesnt incriminate herself with them* possibly, I know she used to. I was bored one day and thought she wouldn't notice me taking them so I did. I regret doing it now yes as it isn't worth in getting in trouble for, and my mom would think I was very irresponsible.

And I don't care, she needs to get rid of her abusive bf (mentally/emotionally not physically) so maybe some good would come out of it.

I'm not addicted to oxy, I was just experimenting. I don't plan on doing it anytime soon as it wasn't even that good anyway, don't believe the hype. Snorting 20mg however was ALRIGHT, but the duration is too short.

 

[kzorro]

Once I ended up in the hospital after doing some heroin coke and taking a bunch of temazepam the night before, plus I smoked weed practically daily. I didn't really luck out, but when I was tested at the hospital I came back positive for weed coke and alcohol. Idk where the hell the alcohol came from

 

[Ason Unique]

Was it a blood test?