600 Morning Glory Seeds and Weed – First Time – Holy Shit it Works ! ! !
Sorry about the length of this report, I'm not a good writer
600 Morning Glory Seeds and Weed – First Time – Holy Shit it Works ! ! !
Just a bit of info to set the scene so to speak. Before the event I’m about to tell you about the only drugs I have done is weed (doesn’t everyone do this these days) and a horse tranquillizer that could have been Ketamine I’m not to sure (knocked me out cold but that’s another story). I had been looking on the net for info about DMT that I have been wanting to try but unfortunately where I live (The Channel Islands in the UK) it is as far as I know impossible to get hold off, however in my research I read about Morning Glory Seeds. Now I thought no fucking way this is to good to be true, a haluecagenic LSA containing seed that you can buy freely over here J I have got to try this. So I tell my mate Big Man about this and he basically says “BULLSHIT I don’t believe it ! ! !” And to be honest I didn’t believe it but we both agreed to try it and see what happens.
So anyway we planned to do it on a Saturday during the day so we can have the Sunday to recover.
Thursday.
I call round some local garden centers and find one that stocks the things so on my way home from work I visit the place at about 6 o’clock and buy up all the packets they have left which equals about 20 packs I ask the kind lady at customer service if they have anymore kicking about the place to which she replies “I’m sorry sir but they seem to be flying off the shelves at the moment” Hmm I wonder why?. I get home and start to sort the seeds out when my mate arrives for a night of pot smoking as per usual, however when he realizes I have the seeds already we both decide to bite the bullet and do it then and screw waiting for Saturday.
This is where I shall refer to the pathetic notes I made to try and remember what happened and when.
The whole event will be taking place in my flat, kindly tidied by my girlfriend that day, she will be there to keep us safe and make sure we come to know wrong J
7:00pm
I have roughly 600 seeds which I grind in the newly purchased coffee grinder just for this event, I then add water to the ground seeds, the amount I didn’t write down but it was roughly 4 small cups worth, me mate Big Man is still not willing to believe these seed bought in a well known Garden Center Chain Store could have any affect what so ever but I’m optimistic ( to be honest I’m praying they do work just to prove him wrong)
7:40pm
We proceed to strain the fluid off using a hastily put together funnel affair into two glasses which we then proceed to drink, I choose to add some Robinson’s Blackcurrant juice to try and make it taste better, Big Man drinks it as is. It has an almost metallic taste not that unpleasant but it sure isn’t gonna win any awards.
7:50pm
The remaining pulp is added to some yogurt and consumed by us both, hmm that don’t taste to bad now does it, we sit down to watch TV and to see what exactly is gonna happen if anything. Big Man is still very doubtful moans about having to eat this shit when it isn’t even gonna work, bah he should have more faith in me and my crazy ideas
8:00pm
Something is afoot, Big Man says he feels “Funny” I ask him what exactly he means and he says he feels a little lightheaded and that his stomach is feeling dodgy, thank god thought it was just me for a while there, but no worries I read about the nausea on the net. “Not to worry Big Man have a toke on the Ice Twist Bong, it helps with the nausea” I say so I load it up and he has a couple of tokes, but I finish it off, yes things are certainly afoot…..
Now there is a gap in my notes off about 3 hours so I will try to write it all in the order that it happened.
My god something is definitely happening, we both feel very stoned however we only had one bowl, we normally do 6 or 7 bowls and never feel this fucked, my gf notices this and thinks it is extremely funny, Big Man also notices it, hell he can’t help but notice it he says he feels wasted. At around this time we start acting goofy especially Big Man who normally when weed stoned just giggles at me being a twat, however he is being a twat in ample amounts much to mine and the gf amusement. I decide to call a girl from work who was helping me to try and get some shrooms or DMT, so there I ‘am waiting for her to answer however when she does I have difficulty speaking to her because I’m so happy to be talking to someone on the outside world, so happy in fact that I start crying with laughter and happiness the gf takes the phone and says goodbye to her for me. Big Man can’t believe the seeds are actually doing something but they are, nothing visual yet but sounds are definitely distorted.
Now I do know that at 10:00pm we sat down to watch the repeat of Eastenders (an English soap for those not in the know) Now what I can say about this episode is that it is the craziest one in a long while, I mean some real weird shit is happening in it we Big Man nor me can get our heads round. I do remember that the TV and everything else is looking sharper then usual, more real almost. The episode is drawing to a close and one female character is about to confront another because they borrowed/stole some money to buy a till for their chip shop (can’t be arsed to remember names) however the one being confronted launches in to a tirade of abuse at the other woman, now why the hell should you care about that I hear you ask, well it was such an evil verbal attack that Big Man and I started to cry ! ! ! Holly shit these seeds are fucked up man, crying at Eastenders whatever next.
Now at this point we put on some music (Iron Butterfly In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida for those interested) and the lava lamp projector. “Jesus Christ get off me” Big Man shouts out scaring the shit outta me and the gf, we ask what’s wrong and he says that the lava lamp projected image came off the ceiling and wrapped it self round his face and he had to pull it off. Now he believes the things work, I calm him down and tell him not to fight it as it will only make things worse, and not to worry what ever happens he won’t get hurt.
Things start to take a turn for the worse for me. I can get very paranoid when stoned and this starts to worry me, what with Big Man starting to trip his balls off I know it will be my turn soon, and sure enough things start to happen…… the wall is rippling like water, no correct that everything starts to ripple Big Man the gf hell even the TV, but my rational mind wants none of that. I start freaking my eyes say the world it’s a rippling my rational mind says don’t be a twat of course it isn’t.
I should be taking my own advice and going with the flow, but Big Man is freaking me out telling me what he is seeing, lasers and all sorts of shit, I have tracers and rippling walls. Going for a piss is not easy, my mind has trouble keeping me standing concentrating on not pissing on myself, wondering why it can’t actually feel my dick (is it mine???) and wondering why the toilet is acting like its made from liquid.
Now Big Man makes some notes on events
23:30
He writes that both of us are fucked and that he is seeing shit and that he keeps saying dude! Which he was, and it really pissed him off as he hates the word, which is understandable, I hate it to. Round about this time I start to get my shit back together and start to go with the flow. Shit this is cool, the walls are rippling, I bought this stuff from a garden center and we are tripping our balls off on it J Looking at the notes I remember that we where both convinced that our writing was exactly the same, which now with a sober mind is as different as can be.
23:45pm
Big Man writes that I’m having delusions, what he means is that my gf had a phone call from a friend asking if she can pick em up, nothing outta the ordinary I hear you say but it is 11:45 at night and she won’t say who it is. Paranoia kicks in “Its him isn’t it” referring to a bloke at her work who a month back I was convinced she was gonna leave me for (she wasn’t and didn’t)
So She leaves and for the third time I burst into tears (what is going on with me head) Big Man does not know what the fuck is going on , he is still tripping and seeing all sorts of shit, walls are still rippling for me which is good cos it takes my mind off the gf.
The gf comes back and sits there sulking while we trip for ages until about 1:00 when Big Man decides to drive home, I try to convince him not to but he wants to go to work in the morning so off he goes still seeing shit (crazy son of a bitch) and off to bed me and the gf go.
Now what happens is some crazy shit, especially seeing as the walls are still going. My gf admits that it was this guy she picked up and that she thinks we should maybe break up, I won’t go into details but basically in trying to convince her it was the wrong thing to do I convinced myself that it was the right thing to do J This all took until 4:00 in the morning because I was still tripping and I kept stopping to stare at the walls rippling away, I went to sleep with em still going J
Neither me nor Big Man made it to work on the Friday, as we were both still fucked, not seeing shit but feeling really wasted.
So the moral of the story is, you wanna trip but don’t want to do anything illegal and deal with all that shit get ya self some Morning Glory Seeds and you shouldn’t be disappointed.
Sorry for going on for so long and cheers for getting this far.
Over and Out
Sorry about the length of this report, I'm not a good writer

600 Morning Glory Seeds and Weed – First Time – Holy Shit it Works ! ! !
Just a bit of info to set the scene so to speak. Before the event I’m about to tell you about the only drugs I have done is weed (doesn’t everyone do this these days) and a horse tranquillizer that could have been Ketamine I’m not to sure (knocked me out cold but that’s another story). I had been looking on the net for info about DMT that I have been wanting to try but unfortunately where I live (The Channel Islands in the UK) it is as far as I know impossible to get hold off, however in my research I read about Morning Glory Seeds. Now I thought no fucking way this is to good to be true, a haluecagenic LSA containing seed that you can buy freely over here J I have got to try this. So I tell my mate Big Man about this and he basically says “BULLSHIT I don’t believe it ! ! !” And to be honest I didn’t believe it but we both agreed to try it and see what happens.
So anyway we planned to do it on a Saturday during the day so we can have the Sunday to recover.
Thursday.
I call round some local garden centers and find one that stocks the things so on my way home from work I visit the place at about 6 o’clock and buy up all the packets they have left which equals about 20 packs I ask the kind lady at customer service if they have anymore kicking about the place to which she replies “I’m sorry sir but they seem to be flying off the shelves at the moment” Hmm I wonder why?. I get home and start to sort the seeds out when my mate arrives for a night of pot smoking as per usual, however when he realizes I have the seeds already we both decide to bite the bullet and do it then and screw waiting for Saturday.
This is where I shall refer to the pathetic notes I made to try and remember what happened and when.
The whole event will be taking place in my flat, kindly tidied by my girlfriend that day, she will be there to keep us safe and make sure we come to know wrong J
7:00pm
I have roughly 600 seeds which I grind in the newly purchased coffee grinder just for this event, I then add water to the ground seeds, the amount I didn’t write down but it was roughly 4 small cups worth, me mate Big Man is still not willing to believe these seed bought in a well known Garden Center Chain Store could have any affect what so ever but I’m optimistic ( to be honest I’m praying they do work just to prove him wrong)
7:40pm
We proceed to strain the fluid off using a hastily put together funnel affair into two glasses which we then proceed to drink, I choose to add some Robinson’s Blackcurrant juice to try and make it taste better, Big Man drinks it as is. It has an almost metallic taste not that unpleasant but it sure isn’t gonna win any awards.
7:50pm
The remaining pulp is added to some yogurt and consumed by us both, hmm that don’t taste to bad now does it, we sit down to watch TV and to see what exactly is gonna happen if anything. Big Man is still very doubtful moans about having to eat this shit when it isn’t even gonna work, bah he should have more faith in me and my crazy ideas
8:00pm
Something is afoot, Big Man says he feels “Funny” I ask him what exactly he means and he says he feels a little lightheaded and that his stomach is feeling dodgy, thank god thought it was just me for a while there, but no worries I read about the nausea on the net. “Not to worry Big Man have a toke on the Ice Twist Bong, it helps with the nausea” I say so I load it up and he has a couple of tokes, but I finish it off, yes things are certainly afoot…..
Now there is a gap in my notes off about 3 hours so I will try to write it all in the order that it happened.
My god something is definitely happening, we both feel very stoned however we only had one bowl, we normally do 6 or 7 bowls and never feel this fucked, my gf notices this and thinks it is extremely funny, Big Man also notices it, hell he can’t help but notice it he says he feels wasted. At around this time we start acting goofy especially Big Man who normally when weed stoned just giggles at me being a twat, however he is being a twat in ample amounts much to mine and the gf amusement. I decide to call a girl from work who was helping me to try and get some shrooms or DMT, so there I ‘am waiting for her to answer however when she does I have difficulty speaking to her because I’m so happy to be talking to someone on the outside world, so happy in fact that I start crying with laughter and happiness the gf takes the phone and says goodbye to her for me. Big Man can’t believe the seeds are actually doing something but they are, nothing visual yet but sounds are definitely distorted.
Now I do know that at 10:00pm we sat down to watch the repeat of Eastenders (an English soap for those not in the know) Now what I can say about this episode is that it is the craziest one in a long while, I mean some real weird shit is happening in it we Big Man nor me can get our heads round. I do remember that the TV and everything else is looking sharper then usual, more real almost. The episode is drawing to a close and one female character is about to confront another because they borrowed/stole some money to buy a till for their chip shop (can’t be arsed to remember names) however the one being confronted launches in to a tirade of abuse at the other woman, now why the hell should you care about that I hear you ask, well it was such an evil verbal attack that Big Man and I started to cry ! ! ! Holly shit these seeds are fucked up man, crying at Eastenders whatever next.
Now at this point we put on some music (Iron Butterfly In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida for those interested) and the lava lamp projector. “Jesus Christ get off me” Big Man shouts out scaring the shit outta me and the gf, we ask what’s wrong and he says that the lava lamp projected image came off the ceiling and wrapped it self round his face and he had to pull it off. Now he believes the things work, I calm him down and tell him not to fight it as it will only make things worse, and not to worry what ever happens he won’t get hurt.
Things start to take a turn for the worse for me. I can get very paranoid when stoned and this starts to worry me, what with Big Man starting to trip his balls off I know it will be my turn soon, and sure enough things start to happen…… the wall is rippling like water, no correct that everything starts to ripple Big Man the gf hell even the TV, but my rational mind wants none of that. I start freaking my eyes say the world it’s a rippling my rational mind says don’t be a twat of course it isn’t.
I should be taking my own advice and going with the flow, but Big Man is freaking me out telling me what he is seeing, lasers and all sorts of shit, I have tracers and rippling walls. Going for a piss is not easy, my mind has trouble keeping me standing concentrating on not pissing on myself, wondering why it can’t actually feel my dick (is it mine???) and wondering why the toilet is acting like its made from liquid.
Now Big Man makes some notes on events
23:30
He writes that both of us are fucked and that he is seeing shit and that he keeps saying dude! Which he was, and it really pissed him off as he hates the word, which is understandable, I hate it to. Round about this time I start to get my shit back together and start to go with the flow. Shit this is cool, the walls are rippling, I bought this stuff from a garden center and we are tripping our balls off on it J Looking at the notes I remember that we where both convinced that our writing was exactly the same, which now with a sober mind is as different as can be.
23:45pm
Big Man writes that I’m having delusions, what he means is that my gf had a phone call from a friend asking if she can pick em up, nothing outta the ordinary I hear you say but it is 11:45 at night and she won’t say who it is. Paranoia kicks in “Its him isn’t it” referring to a bloke at her work who a month back I was convinced she was gonna leave me for (she wasn’t and didn’t)
So She leaves and for the third time I burst into tears (what is going on with me head) Big Man does not know what the fuck is going on , he is still tripping and seeing all sorts of shit, walls are still rippling for me which is good cos it takes my mind off the gf.
The gf comes back and sits there sulking while we trip for ages until about 1:00 when Big Man decides to drive home, I try to convince him not to but he wants to go to work in the morning so off he goes still seeing shit (crazy son of a bitch) and off to bed me and the gf go.
Now what happens is some crazy shit, especially seeing as the walls are still going. My gf admits that it was this guy she picked up and that she thinks we should maybe break up, I won’t go into details but basically in trying to convince her it was the wrong thing to do I convinced myself that it was the right thing to do J This all took until 4:00 in the morning because I was still tripping and I kept stopping to stare at the walls rippling away, I went to sleep with em still going J
Neither me nor Big Man made it to work on the Friday, as we were both still fucked, not seeing shit but feeling really wasted.
So the moral of the story is, you wanna trip but don’t want to do anything illegal and deal with all that shit get ya self some Morning Glory Seeds and you shouldn’t be disappointed.
Sorry for going on for so long and cheers for getting this far.
Over and Out