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Losing shit

Gormur

Gormur

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Do you lose shit when you're high? I never seem to be able to find my keys..like i put them in all these weird places and forget..takes me an hour to find them sometimes haha. Never lost any weed tho.
 
Nope only while drunk, but I can't find my Oblivion DVD, so I guess that's from smoking weed because I forget where I put it. I once was looking for my bowl but it turns out one of my fatass friends was laying on it lmao.
 
^^^

Oh man, haha, I know what that's like. "Where the fuck is the joint?" ... "Under your foot/knee/elbow/ass."
 
One time my friend Joe and I were smoking in a park in Brooklyn up on a hill sitting on a rock. My car was parked in the parking lot and since it was dark the park was closed. Of course, the cops come and start looking in my car to see if there was any identification or illegal substances out in the open. We were 3/4ths done with this sweet ass blunt and we had to stash it next to the rock so we didn't have it on us.

Long story short, we slide down the hill and go to meet the cops. This is easier said than done when you're fucked up and it's a steep, rocky, and wet hill covered in dead leaves. We make it down without breaking anything and walk over to the car. I'm started to feel sick, I was way too fucked up to get out of this.

They lean out the window and ask us what we were doing up on the hill. I start to stutter because I am baked as fuck and have no idea what to say, as I'd never come across a cop when I was stoned before. Out of nowhere, my friend Joe leans towards the cop and goes "... kinda making out." The cop laughed and told us to get our stuff and leave.

Anyway, we went back to go get the blunt and we couldn't find it. All we could find were dead leaves. ;_; RIP little bluntie.
 
Allllllllll the fuckin time! I always hide stuff when high/drunk and it always takes me a while to find it. Sucks.. lol
 
Group up all your possessions, keys, phone, wallet etc and put them in 1 spot before you smoke.

I always get paranoid that I have lost something when high, but this seems to be a good remedy.
 
Just repeat where you're putting something 3 times and you should be safe.

"My keys are in my back pocket, my keys are in my back pocket, my keys are in my back pocket."

"The keys are in the freezer, the keys are in the freezer, the keys are in the freezer."
 
All the time, I remember storming around the house once for fucking ages looking for a key to the backdoor, and I'd been holding it in my hand the entire time :)
 
Knowing I'm more likely to lose things makes me more paranoid about it, which makes me careful enough to not really have a problem with it. Always checking my pockets, etc. And the first thing I do when I wake up after a heavy night out is locate my wallet, ipod and phone.

Also, I find it helps to have specific places for my important stuff. If I'm at my house, they're usually on the entry-way table or the dresser in the bedroom. Car is console and door pockets. Etc.

I have plenty of friends who are absolutely terrible and keeping their shit together, but that happened way before they got into pot.
 
I've lost SO many fucking lighters. I usually find them laying on the floor a couple days later ;)
 
here's one...

got my friend high..i stayed sober...we still lost two lighters.... wtf:!
 
Yeah I misplace my bud sometimes becuase i get sketched out that my Prents are gonna find it. I just retrace my thoughts on where to hide shit and I find it. Usally while yelling out curse words in the process.
 
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