i was at this dude's party one night hanging in the backyard, the dumbass was already drunk and started huffing gasoline, something he does regularly i was told, getting it all over himself and having a good old time. i mean the guy was drenched in the shit. then he puts a cig in his mouth and asks me for a light.
of course i gave it to him, hoping natural selection would finish the job. i mean ive done some stupid stuff to get high, but it takes a certain kind of stupid to first, huff gasoline and second, tell the reaper to suck it and light a smoke. all the while i was hoping dude had some marshmallows in his cupboard.