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'Like' and other abominations of the English language

Fuckin' A is kind of just they American way of sayin fuckin'g oath. It's got nothing to do with ay.

I like it because of Office Space.
 
Next time someone finishes off a sentance with the word "sooo...." don't be so polite in filling in the empty space where their intelligence has vacated. Instead wait for what will be an agonizing 3 seconds for them (as they try gauge whether their statement is acceptable to our conformist social structure) and then ask "....soooo?" and make them bastards PAY for the privilage of your company. If you want me to fill in the blanks for your lack of creative thought, then I might as well just tell the whole story myself.....

.....not really, I do it as much as the next mug. And I hate it, it truly shows that you lack the confidence to be free from what others expect of you.

I do however like to preface a strong personal view by saying "...See, this is the thing, ......(insert emphatical, empirical and un-equivical POV here..."
 
I had a friend who used to always ask me if i was going out "OR NOT" Or if i wanted to have lunch "OR NOT" ect. . .

I think it sounds rude.
 
Ya know what I mean. I fucking hate it when people say ya know what I mean, after every sentence, ya know what i mean. Fuxking shits me to tears, ya know what I mean.
 
^^ FUCK YES.


or "I could care less" when they actually COULDN'T care less.


and for some reason when people say "good times" I want to slap them with a table.
 
^^ werd.

same goes for "random"... I LOVE the word random, its a perfect explanation for something unexpected, but queenslanders use it to describe EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING isn't fucking random. /end rant

...kytnism...:|
 
i fucking hate the immature pricks who say things like "oh man i am so random!" or "omigod youre so random!" "haha that was so random"

"random" is not a synonym with "odd", "spontaneous" or "unexpected"
and the people who use it in that way up here (northampton [midlands], england) are looked down upon as much as someone who says "man that's radical" - same issue.
tbh its usually little kids or those greebo/emo faggots.
 
"it is what it is" The ultimate cop-out answer when someone doesn't want to take responsibility for their actions and give an intelligent response to a serious question- usually said by the dumbest among us....
 
I always say yeah multiple times, and so does my housemate....like someone will ask me a question and I will be all "yeah yeah!" like the advanced hair mans. Sometimes I am openly mocked because of it. :(

Also, I say "eh" a lot.....one of my friends asked me when he first me if I was from Darwin or the country or something because of my broad ockerisms which hide beneath my blatant americanisms.

I have found recently that I always write "aye" instead of "yes" in emails and text messages and such.....and also I speak more and more like a lolcat as time goes on...like "I have rage inside my face! Rarr!!!" and always calling the internet "teh intarwebs" and so on and so forth.

That's my contribution for now but I'll be back....really I'm a breeding ground for horrible spoken english. :)
 
xcidium said:
^^ FUCK YES.


or "I could care less" when they actually COULDN'T care less.

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Ahhh that pisses me off to. Also another one is using the word 'except' when its meant to be 'accept' and usually its not meant to be a mistake either!!:X
 
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