Life as the real 40year old virgin...

[Markomarkh]

Hi all,

Well I’m the real 40year old virgin, since January I turned the real 40year old virgin. Do I get a medal or something? Dunno why I am but it could be to do with my :-

1. Asperger’s syndrome and awkwardness to keep friends with people,

2. not going out drunk on a Friday night or weekend anymore since I was 20 (thanks to internet, who needs to go out anymore!),

3. My overweight body I ain’t attractive anymore like I was before 18. Because I’m so fat and weigh 15.10stone. I know there are fatter but it don’t suit me as I used to be thin younger. Maybe it’s the medicine I’m on for my mental health and addiction to takeaway food.

4. My mental health like depression and anxiety and mild psychotic episodes I had when in my 20s and 30s.

5. The fear of intimacy and getting an STD or getting someone pregnant.

6. NOt a clue how to please a woman. Little experience.

7. Internet porn relieves my sex urges. So I have no energy left to seek a real woman.

All my life when I was at college I dreamed of meeting a nice girlfriend or soulmate and having nice sex getting a good education and living a happy ever after life together but none of it happened and at 40 I’ve pretty much given up on that dream! The girls I met at school or college where pretty much bullies and bitches which left me disappointed in women. Very rare I’ve met women who ain’t bitches or I’ve just been unlucky I don’t know. Sure there are nice women out there.

But maybe there is reincarnation and I’ll get a better chance in next life to find love, who knows or maybe I will die a virgin, my mate says dont worry about sex it is overrated and you ain’t missing much. It’s just like chocolate, you can live without it, so what if you get a taste of it or not.

Now I’m a lonely 40year old virgin, still live with my parents, no job and just want life to end!

Sad or what! Sure there are others like me. What you think?

 

[Jabberwocky]

in this case, it would not be a good ideea to try some prostitutes, frequent some until you have more experience. your confidence seems really low, chicks dig confident dudes, try some dating apps or go out to meet real chicks, but there is no shame in going to hookers, a lot of people do it. I don't, but you can find here people who do.

yeah it wll not be like the soulmate you imagined, but at least you got that monkey of your back and now maybe you'll be more confident

 

[LadyAlkaline]

Love yourself. That is the first step. There are lots of guys and girls who like big fellas. One of my ex boyfriends was pushing 400 pounds. I loved straddling him for hugs, like my big, soft squishy mountain. I would just lay there in that position for awhile, so comfy and so safe.

Everyone loved him. He is still my best friend. He is extremely confident in himself and is completely unapologetic for who he is. We couldn't walk 5 feet in town without someone stopping us to say hello.

Try joining a dating site. Don't be apologetic about who you are. Someone will come along and scoop you up. Take care of your hygiene, smile and hold your head up.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

I agree with morpheus - get a prostitute. It'll give you the confidence and experience.

Or drink
I don't remember losing my virginity :/...well, I was raped as a kid, but I don't count that..but then I was so scared as a teen I was always extremely drunk.
Only sober sex I had was my ex who was my soulmate.

Actually, my advice is terrible. Listen to morpheus lol.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

But maybe there is reincarnation and I’ll get a better chance in next life

My friend we are all sent this time around to learn something BEFORE we can move on, maybe this time around you gotta learn what it is to not have sex.

Now I’m a lonely 40year old virgin, still live with my parents, no job and just want life to end!

Sad or what! Sure there are others like me. What you think?

How is it "sad" I wonder?
Sad in your eyes maybe but who is anyone else to judge you? It isn't like you are a horrific person that kills animals for sexual kicks is it? Anyone that judges you tell them to go eat a bag of huge black dicks.

1. Asperger’s syndrome and awkwardness to keep friends with people,

2. not going out drunk on a Friday night or weekend anymore since I was 20 (thanks to internet, who needs to go out anymore!),

3. My overweight body I ain’t attractive anymore like I was before 18. Because I’m so fat and weigh 15.10stone. I know there are fatter but it don’t suit me as I used to be thin younger. Maybe it’s the medicine I’m on for my mental health and addiction to takeaway food.

4. My mental health like depression and anxiety and mild psychotic episodes I had when in my 20s and 30s.

5. The fear of intimacy and getting an STD or getting someone pregnant.

6. NOt a clue how to please a woman. Little experience.

7. Internet porn relieves my sex urges. So I have no energy left to seek a real woman.

1) Though I don't have what you got I suffer from dyspraxia so when people first meet me they notice how awkward I am & when I get nervous it becomes even worse but fuck these people, what God takes away with one hand he gives you back something else with another. With Asperger’s syndrome maybe learn slight of hand tricks with cards or learn to count cards & go have off a Casino. One of the only people I've known with that could do the most truly amazing close up magic tricks & make cards dance like you never seen believe me. Put your time into something worth while. Turns out I am really good at languages & can count the beat to really fucked up music like Aphex Twin I learned at the weekend I have a natural ability to drum somehow, fuck knows how I got that (maybe air drumming for years to edited breaks helped) The look on a persons face when you are bang on beat with Aphex twin - Vordhosbn is quite something. Find what your natural God given skill is & fucking use it.

2) Who the hell wants to do that anyway? Those kinda places only lure in the worst of humanity. Nobody really likes to pay over a lot of cash for some weak as piss 4% beer while chart music is played at them & people walk around like a fucking peacock, those bars are NOT fun.

3) Heavy meds tend to do that to folks, takeaway food isn't good for you anyway & to eat it a lot will kill you.

4) Now your making excuses up, I went fucking nuts to the wall mad once, I've done all kinds of weird shit on drugs too. That is NO excuse, half of the people that give you these labels don't have a clue anyway, fuck these people & take no notice of them.

5) Well yeah getting someone pregnant is a worry but use something like a coil, condom, pill etc. Once someone seen you naked all fear goes away.

6) Just Google "How lesbians give oral sex" or go talk to some lesbians & ask them how they eat pussy. I'm no sex expert but I've been told several times by women that were bi "You eat pussy like a lesbian" well where the fuck you think I learned that technique from in the first place?

7) No energy left after wanking off to internet porn? Jesus wept how many times a day you doing it? I bet your dirty socks must be like a really old poppadum.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I'm having a really hard time trying to get over this part myself
"2. not going out drunk on a Friday night or weekend anymore since I was 20"

I mean really OP? You think you gonna have fun at those kinda places my friend? They draw the most average people on the planet to those kinda things. I'd prefer to have my teeth pulled out with pliers than go to a nightclub. The people there are all the same kind & they are horrible.

The choice between going to a nightclub or drinking Henbane for me would be so easy to answer..........pass the Goddamn cup over right away.