Lettuce Opium actually works!(kinda)

[xxanxx]

Hey there, evr heard of that crap they sell in High Times called lettuce opium, or "lopium?" Well, after reading up on how to make and how most people think it's bunk, I decided to make a little just for fun. I used Romaine lettuce hearts and froze them, thawed them, and put them through a blender. After that I dried the nasty brownish crap and smoked it out of a lightbulb. Results? 5 hits = a nice mellow feeling(very suttle), 15 hits = a sedated feeling like taking one or two hits of shitty opium, 30 hits = wow, not too bad, really resembles opium but not nearly as strong. I am impressed! Anyone else done this?
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[Deus121]

Intresting, however I still think most of us prefer going to our pharmacuetical connection and buying a few tabs of dilaudid and loading up a nice rig, this does provide highschoolers anoter way to get "high" on household material.

 

[xxanxx]

hehe, I guess it is kinda sad that I am getting high off lettuce! Damn, oh well, I am young and allowed to be stupid! And, after all, where I live it is rare to get even weed, so what the hell.....
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[AbraMontague]

Maybe you just don't have any connections.

 

[Dr. Quack]

Lettuce opium (Lactuca Virosa) and Romaine lettuce (Lactuca Sativa) are two totally different things. The former being a weak psychoactive, and the later intended for salads.
People do the strangest shit sometimes. I thought I had heard it all. But smoking 30 F&%$ing hits of a crude extract of Romaine lettuce hearts out of a light bulb! You need a hobby. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
[This message has been edited by Dr. Quack (edited 20 November 2001).]

 

[xxanxx]

hehe, damn I feel like a fool. Sometimes I really can't believe how powerful the placebo affect can be! Someone I know told me Romaine would work, so I thought it did. Damn.
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After all, if theres anything worth doing, it's worth doing right.

 

[xxanxx]

I do need a hobby, by the way, my lungs feel like they are going to implode!
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[JosephTHeSequel]

30 hits, thats alot. Even though it was lettuce your lungs must been hurtin!

 

[impulsive_state]

i want to post a funny and witty responce to this but its to late and my brain isnt working right, so just laugh at me, ok?
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[Dr. Quack]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehhehehehe ahhhh.... that felt good.

 

[MDMA desciple]

are you sure it was the lettuce getting you high? you remembered to clean the white shit out of the bulb right?

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[xxanxx]

Yeah, I used salt to clean it. I have made vaporizers before out of bulbs. I gave some to my friend and he said it got him kinda numb. Bottom line - I am a weak minded fool who will believe anything!!! I was trying to smoke Romaine lettuce for god's sake!! Everyone laugh at me! hahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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[impulsive_state]

i once try'd smoking grass. real grass that grows in fields n stuff, idiot.

 

[jellie bellie]

you posted this because.........?!?

 

[impulsive_state]

if your refering to me,...
Because i wanted to!!!!
if not,.....
keh?

 

[jellie bellie]

not you impulsive i was referring to our friend who smokes lettuce to get high...

 

[xxanxx]

Just cuz I thought i'd share my exploits with all of you so you all could get a good laugh!! C'mon have a sense of humor. Hmmmm.....grass, 'eh? hehe
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After all, if theres anything worth doing, it's worth doing right.

 

[min]

When I was a kid, I smoked a hollow reed of some meadow grass once. The smoke just irritated my throat.

 

[HTK]

On a year 9 camp when i was a youngen all the "cool" kids rolled up gum leaves and smoked them, all the people with half a brain laughed at the dumbasses.
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[[u.k neuronauticals inc]]

while i was at school we used to smoke matches and eat shoe polish.(among other things).