Lets help the poms deliver a special opening ceremony.

[MazDan]

Sooo, as we all know, we delivered our best kept secrets by showing off our victas and hills hoists for the lympics.

Well, I heard on the grapevine the poms need some ideas.

Obviously there will need to be plentiful supply of warm beer to stop them from freezing there bollocks off in the rain.

Maybe a parade of double decker buses and those stupid looking taxis and lots of Mr Plods.

My tip for the lighting of the flame will be some geezer holding a match in his geezer teef and lighting a ball which beckham will bend into the FA cup.

Ohh and natural the place will be full of queens.

Soooooooooo, any other suggestions?

 

[Busty St Clare]

I can't wait until for the toothless whores do their "drunk on gin" dance across some cobblestoned street and get stabbed by Jack the Ripper

 

[NickyJ]

I like gin

 

[MazDan]

Any ideas for music for the opening?

Maybe they can bring Freddy Mercury out of hibernation to sing we are the champions, or at least we were once back in 1966.

 

[Busty St Clare]

15 minute drum solo from Ringo Star would be a nice way to segway a piss break

 

[scottodoit]

Prodigy got a play so

 

[laugh]

good to see fatboy out of rehab and off the bottle for the closing ceremony, it pretty much turned to shit after him. muse are a blatant rip off of queen

 

[poledriver]

yeah and the spice girls

Not that i watched any of it, i think i watched about an hour of the whole olympics all up, via the news.