• 🇬🇧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
    European & African
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Let's hear some good insults

You'd make a good tramp (that's a hobo/bum to Americans) if you just smartened yourself up a bit.

:)
 
as has been mentioned "twat" is a fucking great insult - but MUST be pronounced with an a like in that, cat, mat, fat. its just pleasureable to say. "twot" sounds like a posh insult that my gran would use like "twit" or "plonker".
although plonker is a good one...

on the theme of "english" insults...
plonker
pillock
minger
muppet
munter
pikey
chav
prat! haha "YOU FUCKIN PRAT!"
trollop
slag
nutter - great one - "you nutter!"
"your nuts"
"your off your nut"
"your doing my nut in"
nutbar
bint
billy-no-mates
loner
wanker
piss-artist
penarse (very london, meaning penis, pronounced "peen" as in first part of penis and "arse" you fuckin peenarse)

thats all for now
 
i wonder what ever happened to 'pillock' and 'wassock' from the 80s? they were all the rage at the time. i'm gonna try to bring them back. %)
 
How has the classic simplicity of "Prick!" eluded this thread?

Especially with a scouse accent, say it like you're clearing your throat violently.

Ya focckkhhin' priccckkkhhhh!
 
Comedy swearing is one of the few advantages of the Scouse accent - they seem to sit well together. Then again, I don't have a Scouse accent but am quite good at swearing so my theory may be awry :\

PS: I also like "cuntybollocks" and feel it has been overlooked so far.
 
cunty-ballicks is superb too... its often a prelude to... yer ma's yer da and yer da's yer granda.. ni shut te fuck ya cunt.....
 
Radje.

As in you must be fcking radje, not always an insult but southern folk seem to take it as one
 
"You fuckin decrepo" is an emerging one in Ireland
A nice spin off of Decrepid.


Still tho a really passionate CCCCCunt cannot be beaten, it just rolls off the toungue beatifully
 
easytiger said:
nearly mate... N I... Belfast
Click to expand...

Must say the irish have us (scottish) beat on patter. Met a few boys from Belfast on holiday and it was a riot

scene from our holiday ; random bloke fea Yorkshire stotes into our room (no offense ;)) because he 'heard the music' (to be fair there was upwards of 30 people in our room)

Boys from Ireland ; Where are u fea, then?
reply: Yorkshire
Irish Boy1: You live in Emmerdale? Kick about with the Dingles?
Irish Boy1; Just walk out of this room, first left, then left again, then just keep walking
Irish Boy2; You're not being very welcoming
Irish Boy1; The Boys more than welcome...just not here.
 
WeLoveSpace said:
Must say the irish have us (scottish) beat on patter. Met a few boys from Belfast on holiday and it was a riot

scene from our holiday ; random bloke fea Yorkshire stotes into our room (no offense ;)) because he 'heard the music' (to be fair there was upwards of 30 people in our room)

Boys from Ireland ; Where are u fea, then?
reply: Yorkshire
Irish Boy1: You live in Emmerdale? Kick about with the Dingles?
Irish Boy1; Just walk out of this room, first left, then left again, then just keep walking
Irish Boy2; You're not being very welcoming
Irish Boy1; The Boys more than welcome...just not here.
Click to expand...

haha, top patter.
 
Not sure if these are west coast Scots or what....enjoy =D

scrot bag

ye scunner me ya clatty minger

heid the ba'

Ya dobber

away an sit in yer pish ya fud

roaster

numpty
 
Some good insults from "Training day"

Alonzo Harris: That's cool, I respect that. I remember what it was to have a pretty young bride. You probably still fuck her face to face, don't you?

Alonzo Harris: I'm the zig-zag man, who the fuck are you?

Alonzo Harris: Take that dick and stick it up that funky little ass of yours, bitch. Damn, I'm thirsty

Alonzo Harris: You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.

Crackhead #1: Suck my dick, bitch. I know people.

Alonzo Harris: Ooohh, you lied to me, you lied to me. Lucky I don't make you eat that, dawg

Alonzo}: [to female] You move those hands again, I'll slap the taste out of your mouth

Alonzo}: Then don't come down here again. I catch you down here again, I'ma take your vehicle. I'ma make you walk home. I'ma let the homeboys up the hill run a train on your girlfriend. You know what a train is, don't you?

Paul: It'd be my pleasure to put a hydrashock in that melon..
Click to expand...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top