Let's hear some good insults

[DS_]

I quite like "get to fuck"

 

[parttime crackhead]

I quite like "get to fuck"

aye that's a favourite of mine as well, simple & to the point.

"your patter's like spunk, it takes a wank to produce it"

or

"your patter's like spunk, it comes out a dick"

 

[parttime crackhead]

surprised this hasn't been mentioned before, some of the best insults ever heard on tv. the thick of it. tucker & jamie have got some of the best patter ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7K23uQQTWU

"would you like a drink?"
"I'll have a pint of fuck right off & die you miserable tosser"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAIF7HB8xaU

"SHUT IT LOVE ACTUALLY! want me to hole punch your face"

"right, Butch & Gaydance ..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LugJd6uGJqI

"you get sarcastic with me again & i'll stuff so much cotton wool down your throat it'll come out your arse like the wee tail on a playboy bunny"

he calls a bird a "leaky fucking minge box" hahaha

i challenge anyone to produce better swearing or insults than that movie/tv show.

 

[cletus]

Git yersel tae fuck, ya wee radge spunk juggler

 

[Riklet]

jizzcock/pisskidney for true nonsensical awesomeness... :D

I quite like shitehawk %)

cum-bubble-blowing-cunty-faced-bawbag also rolls off the tongue

 

[Too many doses]

I gotta say bawbag is one of the best I've heard :D, Im so using that next time I can lol.

 

[WeLoveSpace]

I used to have a T-shirt that said "I'm drunk, and you're ugly, but tomorrow I'll be sober". Always fun to wear out.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

 

[Ham420]

I don't give a fuckin monkeys if you think your mohammed "im 'ard" bruce lee

Now.... WAKE, THE FUCK, UP!

 

[Vivian]

"you must have real low self esteem"

 

[poparopaliss]

Some classics in this thread!

When having a slaggin' match I like to use:

" You have a face like a bag of smashed crabs"

"You're a fucking knob gobbler"

" Yeah well your mother is a cum guzzler and your da's bent"

 

[koneko]

fuckwit

 

[jinx9000]

"Just because you have a cunt, doesn't mean you have to be one"

^never used!

 

[4-OH]

I would fuck your mother but by the looks of you I can imagine it would be almost impossible to gain an erection.

 

[Too many doses]

Some classics in this thread!

When having a slaggin' match I like to use:

" You have a face like a bag of smashed crabs"

"You're a fucking knob gobbler"

" Yeah well your mother is a cum guzzler and your da's bent"

lol :D, damn I love this thread. Never heard so many good insults, you guys defanitly are more creative than Americans I must say.
Oh and I got to use bawbag on a person, the just looked at me like wtf???? Classic, it shut him right up. He was thinking about wtf is a bawbag so much he didnt have a retort. Thanks EADD you gave me a laugh .

 

[WeLoveSpace]

'She's got a face like a melted wellie' has always been a favourite of mine


as someone already mentioned 'yer maws got baws and yer da loves it' is a classic.

 

[cletus]

^or "She's got a fud like a burst wellie".

I once heard a bloke from Middlesbrough advising a fellow Scot to "Fuck off you porridge gobbling cunt". Haha!

 

[parttime crackhead]

^or "She's got a fud like a burst wellie".

I once heard a bloke from Middlesbrough advising a fellow Scot to "Fuck off you porridge gobbling cunt". Haha!

i hope you stabbed him

 

[cletus]

Nah, he was from boro, he had enough problems of his own.

 

[TheSpade]

The aussies love saying 'Fuck off you tourist CUNT'

I thought the Scots over used the word cunt but the aussies win hands down.

 

[Too many doses]

That's cause cunt is the perfect insult, can you improve on perfection lol?