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Legless Man Kills Girlfriend.

BecomingJulie said:
Now there's an interesting theory .....

Does the inability to kick someone up the bum foment an unhealthy fascination with guns?
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I would have spelt that as "ferment" but the dictionary agrees with you. Well done.

There is sense in your theory also. If you can't outlet your rage through arse kicking, it will manifest itself through other mediums. I assume he chose to use a gun, because in a real fight she'd probably win. Knocked him on his arse.
 
I don't see why he would want to fight her. After this court case, he stands to lose everything.
 
^ er, dude, the "stand" bit - like the rest of the thread - was a deliberate pun. Read back the past few pages to see that theirs certainly no shortage. (bi-di-bum tsss)
 
It was a bit subtle so it went over my head

Something oscar has probably experienced once or twice


PS when my jokes are too bad even for a thread devoted to bad jokes its probably time to call it a day
 
bummer said:
It was a bit subtle so it went over my head

Something oscar has probably experienced once or twice


PS when my jokes are too bad even for a thread devoted to bad jokes its probably time to call it a day
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Meh. You gave it a good shot.





(damn shambles beating me to it)
 
Julie, a while back you mentioned the victim pissed herself, literally, in fear. Is that true? Because its pretty damning evidence if it is.
 
Yes. And not just bladders and bowels. All orifices. I've laid a dead body out (helped to). In my psych nursing days. You cotton wool all the orifices before fluids have chance to escape. I think, from memory, you have about 6 hours to do so (don't quote me on that but it's something in that area).

Point being Julie insinuated that victim (really sorry, Reeva?, can't remember her name) was proven to have pissed herself before dying.

Julie? Or was this a joke I missed?

EDIT In men, you also tie the penis to the leg. To stop the inevitable rigor mortis erection.
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Yes. And not just bladders and bowels. All orifices. I've laid a dead body out (helped to). In my psych nursing days. You cotton wool all the orifices before fluids have chance to escape. I think, from memory, you have about 6 hours to do so (don't quote me on that but it's something in that area).

Point being Julie insinuated that victim (really sorry, Reeva?, can't remember her name) was proven to have pissed herself before dying.

Julie? Or was this a joke I missed?

EDIT In men, you also tie the penis to the leg. To stop the inevitable rigor mortis erection.
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How the hell do you tie a penis to a leg? Actually don't answer that. I hope Oscar doesn't get executed for this. I can already foresee the problems at his chapel of rest.
 
What makes rigor mortis cause erections? No blood flow = no erection I'd've thought. Liking the detail in your postmortem post up there though =D

And I'm not sure pissing yourself whilst somebody shoots through a door at you (whilst you're already sat on the toilet - that is what she was doing anyway presumably?) doesn't really prove much of anything I can see. I once shat myself when a bloke went for me with a hammer but doesn't prove I was actually being shot by a legless athlete. When in mortal fear for your life lil expulsions from assorted orifices are quite common I suspect.
 
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