OK here's some lightweight pap to fill the gap. Not quite as good as the man who cemented his head inside a microwave, but about the same as the gold/blue dress debate.
Do you hear Laurel or Yanny?
Do you hear Laurel or Yanny?
'Laurel' or 'Yanny'? People can't decide
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a "laurel". Or a "yanny". No one can decide.
A widely shared audio clip has divided the internet into two warring tribes - those who hear "yanny" and those who hear "laurel".
The rival factions, the Yannies and the Laurels let's say, have been locked in a bitter battle for aural supremacy since at least Monday, when Reddit user RolandCamry - the anonymous harbinger of internet meltdown - posted the clip online.
After the video migrated to Twitter, the armies' numbers swelled. In the last 24 hours, "yanny" has been mentioned more than 310,000 times. The Laurels are currently edging it with closer to 330,000 uses of the word.