Logic and Illogic!
Let's use logic!
Let...
p: You go to this event.
q: You are logical.
r: You are guaranteed ass during DJ Assault's set.
s: You are guaranteed a fantastic evening in general.
Our statement is: p -> q ^ (r ^ s)
That translates to: "If you go to this event, then you are logical and are guaranteed ass during DJ Assault's set and a fantastic evening in general."
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And since this is actually helping me understand my math homework, here's another one: slightly more complicated but infintely more entertaining.
Let...
p: I did not make it to Lady Foursquare's show in Evansville.
q: I suck.
r: I will make it to this show.
s: Lady Foursquare can kick me in the face.
Our statement is: [(p ^ q) ^ (q -> p)] ^ (r v s)
That translates to: "I did not make it to Lady Foursquare's show in Evansville and I suck, and I suck because I did not make it to Lady Foursquare's show in Evansville; AND I will make it to this show or Lady Foursquare can kick me in the face."
But since the first part in brackets is a single operator (the 'unless' operator), I can shorten it to just this: "I suck because I did not make it to Lady Foursquare's show in Evansville; AND I will make it to this show or Lady Foursquare can kick me in the face."
And that symbolic statement is shortened to (q -> p) ^ (r v s).
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I don't know why I typed all of that shit out... I should've just put "Bump, because no one should miss this."
~Decibel