and what did i do, i woke up and smoked a joint with DMT though obviously and quite luckily not enough to have some serios hedonistic event take place, just enough to wonder if my cat Katniss is my spirit animal as she proudly presents me with her catch of the day....a feather.....i stroke her and tell her what a clever cat she is...after all....it is part of a bird....the best part for me having in the house...i am very pleased that she hasn't actually followed her killer cat instincts and produced a dead bird in the house...no a feather....i'm very happy with a feather
and i hardly have any more DMT to get rid of before the kids get back....so i won't have to hide it anywhere as all i shall have is an innocent pouch of tobacco....which i won't smoke as i do not smoke i vape....kids dad will come with his 2 bottles of wine....and despite having been tempted to ask my brother whilst they were stopping at mums and we had 'family traditional Paella' if i could have a glass of his wine i refrained as i do not drink....i used to...6 months ago 2 bottles of wine was the norm and sometimes even over that....but i stopped......i realised that it made me do stupid shit...like buy 2 cats in rented accomodation that does not allow pets.......so i'm a non drinker and non smoker so you'd think i'm doing all the correct things to live a healthy life....except according to warts-on-cunt i should also join narcotics annonyomous.....that will happen the day she joins weight watchers and deals with her unhealthy lifestyle....but hey, thats past now....and get this, i don't even stew over it anymore...well maybe a tiny bit at her telling me in a patronising way that i wasn't aggrophobic....but at least i said my piece to her and if i hadn't done that then i would be stewing like fuck....
even my mum considered what i said to have been 'acceptable'....my dad thinks it genius as does my kids dad .....i have not yet told my kids.....i shall only do that if they ask about it....which i'm thinking they won't as they'll want to tell me all about blackpool....i wonder if they'll mention the bit about their nan and her brandy.
so its 9am and i bit more DMT left to smoke then i'm back to having a drug free house......except of course for the prescription drugs.
get this....i pay my daughter to post my prescription....she likes the extra money but its literally just a 2 minute walk.....and i'm not aggrophobic