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Ketamine and Cannabis -- Somewhat Experienced -- Gettin high and fucked up at the zoo

Hiss

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cannabis and special k- somewhat experienced- gettin high and fucked up at the zoo

haha man, earlier today me and my friends had such a crazy ass time at the zoo. heres the story:

1pm: i'm chillen at my house when my best bud J calls me up. he says him, S, L and T are heading to the city zoo to enjoy the sunny day and get fucked up. they have weed and L has a few lines of ket. J asks if i want to go. i say fuck yes.

1:45 we finally arrive at the zoo, all 5 of us packed into the small car. we wait in the parking lot and S fires up a huge joint, which probably has 4 grams in it. we wind down the windows and start tokin. no one is around so its safe. as we are hitting the smoke, L busts out a cd case with 5 fat rails on it. he says 'here guys pass this shit around' and we all laugh and are like 'yea! awesome!'

1:50 i get passed the cd case and a bill. i sniff the rail up my nose and it really fucking burns. after holding my nose a minute and finishing the joint, we emerge from the cramped up car. we look fucked up, and i wonder how well we can maintain all going up to the entrance.

we start walking and laughing. J comments how we look like a bunch of drug blasted fools walking in the zoo. we all laughed. i felt pretty good but the k was starting to make me dizzy and uncoordinated. the k hit pretty hard and i felt not completely in my body. i also got a dry mouth really bad but that was probably from the weed. funny images would start to dance through my head, like it does on just weed but much more intense. the k made everything seem dreamier.

after 2: some funny shit happens. S walks up to a large cage holding various tropical looking birds. he picks up a glob of dirt and gravel and hurls it at the birds as hard as he can yelling 'take that ya bunch of fucken squeaks!' and the birds start squeaking. one of the birds were hit with debris and seemed like it got injured.

i walked up to a bobcat caged area and looked at the bobcat. it was walking pretty close to me at the end of his cage. i was laughing at how it looked at me and i took my pepsi and splashed the bobcat through the cage with it! it ran! i laughed my ass off for a long time. then my friends came over asking what i was lauging at and i told them, then they started falling on the ground laughing! at times we would laugh like 10 minutes straight, not only because of the funny things but the drugs making everything so much funnier.

then S picked up a big cup out of a garbage can and threw it up over the bobcat's fence into where it lived, and yelled 'humans like to litter!' this sent us on another fit of laughter.

later S spit on a raccoon and threw rocks at it through the bars. it hissed and ran back further into its caged area. we laughed so hard. J told S 'stop terrorizing the zoo!' and yet again laughter broke out.

we then walked home around 5, after having lots of fun playing at the zoo. if they found out what all we did, we would probably be kicked out and had the cops called on us!

by the way i just found this awesome website and this is my first post.

peace,,

Hiss
 
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thats mean.

dont you think those animals lives are shitty enough already? try not to give drug users a bad name while getting high in public.
 
count chocula said:
thats mean.

dont you think those animals lives are shitty enough already? try not to give drug users a bad name while getting high in public.
those animals have it made. they get a continuous supply of food and water, they have some space, they aren't in danger...

besides, all i did was splash a bobcat with pepsi and threw some dirt at the raccoon, steve did all the other stuff.
 
^Yea but you have no right to injure them. Grow up and try not to kill some endangered animal that's caged and can't defend itself. Thats my piece anyway. Also, thats the type of shit that'll come back at you.
 
hiss and his crew are obviously underaged sadistic little wanks, probly got pushed around in kindergarden by the bigger kids and never got over it.

suffice to say, if i catch you at the zoo...
 
heheh, you guys take it so seriously like you got nothing better to do than bitch online. i didnt harm any animal. my friend slightly injured a bird thats all. i'm sure its fine now. we all have jobs and are responsible people. we just like to get a little crazy sometimes, and i love it :)
 
Harming animals aint cool, I would recomend the same as everyone else - Grow up - most people past the age 7 wouldnt do this.
 
Sounds like you're one of the users that give the rest a bad name. Way to harm defenceless animals, Did it make you children feel like big men? You're a joke. .As for 'bitching online' I'm sure many Bluelighters wouldn't have an issue of knocking you upside your head if it were offline as well. I know I wouldn't. ;)
 
I'm not taking sides, but this conversation isn't exactly on-topic or going anywhere. It was dumb, he even knows it was , he was off his head on a DISSOCIATIVE.
 
Yes it is dumb to keep saying I harmed an animal, i didn't, my friend did sort of. i just kind of teased them in a joking way, not in a mean way. and this is not something i would have done sober, like splatt said, i did a huge line of k with a fat joint. end of story
 
in my book, you are responsible for your friends actions.

being fucked up on a dissociative is a lame-ass excuse if i ever saw one, and my monkey would give that same ass a severe what-for in a rather translinguistic fashion...
 
i'm responsible for my friends? shut the fuck up idiot.
 
Why dont you just throw pepsi, dirt 'n shit on youre friends instead...
That would make me laught, not throwing shit on caged animals.
 
the walk back

hehe, that reminds me of our walk back. S was blabbering on about how his socks felt all sticky, and T said "mine feel fine" and S took his sierra mist and fucking dumped it all over T's leg, socks and shoes! like half a bottle! he just kept dumping even after T said "aww man you fuckhead" and moved his leg. then S said "hows your fucking socks feel now! hhaha!" and T was like fuck you. T is a whimpy guy and didn't do anything back but was definately pissed.

I could tell so many stories and give tons of trip reports but i'll do that when i am more bored.
 
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