Tokey-tokerson
Bluelighter
This a nostalgia trip. This took place last summer, right after I turned 19.
These two girls I knew in highschool and I were in this huge fixer upper house. Everything about this place is pretty shitty, but that's probably beside the point. These girls do not live with me anymore either.
I had in my possesion 3.5g of pure ketamine one day. The girls were in the living room doing coke and smoking weed when it came into my posession. Of course I had to do this k right away because I was excited as hell. So I smoked a blunt with them in the living room to get my mind loosened up and ready for what was going to happen. I got very high, because their weed was always of better quality than mine. I was originally intending on giving these girls some K and try and somehow to have a threesome, but they were acting way to talkative and flamboyant for me to try to do that while I was high as fucking hell. So I went to my room and locked the door, and cleaned my room up.
After all this was done I took a coffee mug and some water out, along with a 1g baggie full of pure K. I put 250 mg in about 3ml of water, shook it up, drew it back into a needless syringe. Then I shot the mixture up into my AssHole.
After about 5 minutes I could not recognize any of the posters in my room, because there were like 3 of everything. The letters did not look like any letters I could read. I was pretty disappointed in my ketamine experience so far, as I didn't think it would be very fun laying around my room and just staring at shit that didn't make any sense.
5 minutes later, I awoke from a dream I was having about reality being real. My bed turned into the ocean, and just like that I was floating in the ocean on a sunny day. The sun didn't hurt my eyes and I could breath fine despite being in water.
However long lator I was back in my room, probably 10 minutes had passed. My room seemed even more confusing this time,so, I put a pillow over my head.
This time when I awoke I was on the inside of a tornado. I was slowly being pulled toward the very top of the funnel. On the way to the top, I saw a couple of things I will try and describe.
I saw nirvana, the band, playing heart shaped box. At first I could not see it, but as I looked closer everything seemed to fall into place and it looked very real, and was amazing.
The second thing I saw were 2 older men talking politics over coffee. I looked very hard at this, and the two people personified themselves as Einstein, and Hitler. They were having a heated arguement about something, but I could not understand any of the words.
Then I was at the top of the funnel, and I saw GOD. Or at least knew he was there, but I could not look at him directly because my eyes wern't working correctly.
All of this felt like it took 10 minutes, but in real time 2 hours had passed. I came back to sobriety very quickly. I went to the bathroom and looked at myself but could not recognize any characteristics of me. Just a person. My legs were wobbling all over the place.
The first lines of the song Zero, by the Smashing pumpkins will always remind me of looking into the mirror on ketamine:
"No reflection, dirty mirror, has no connection to myself... "
After this I went and smoked more weed with the girls in the living room, and I never got that threesome. But lator I would go on to have sex with the skinny one while we were both drunk.
And everyone lived happily ever after!
The end.
These two girls I knew in highschool and I were in this huge fixer upper house. Everything about this place is pretty shitty, but that's probably beside the point. These girls do not live with me anymore either.
I had in my possesion 3.5g of pure ketamine one day. The girls were in the living room doing coke and smoking weed when it came into my posession. Of course I had to do this k right away because I was excited as hell. So I smoked a blunt with them in the living room to get my mind loosened up and ready for what was going to happen. I got very high, because their weed was always of better quality than mine. I was originally intending on giving these girls some K and try and somehow to have a threesome, but they were acting way to talkative and flamboyant for me to try to do that while I was high as fucking hell. So I went to my room and locked the door, and cleaned my room up.
After all this was done I took a coffee mug and some water out, along with a 1g baggie full of pure K. I put 250 mg in about 3ml of water, shook it up, drew it back into a needless syringe. Then I shot the mixture up into my AssHole.
After about 5 minutes I could not recognize any of the posters in my room, because there were like 3 of everything. The letters did not look like any letters I could read. I was pretty disappointed in my ketamine experience so far, as I didn't think it would be very fun laying around my room and just staring at shit that didn't make any sense.
5 minutes later, I awoke from a dream I was having about reality being real. My bed turned into the ocean, and just like that I was floating in the ocean on a sunny day. The sun didn't hurt my eyes and I could breath fine despite being in water.
However long lator I was back in my room, probably 10 minutes had passed. My room seemed even more confusing this time,so, I put a pillow over my head.
This time when I awoke I was on the inside of a tornado. I was slowly being pulled toward the very top of the funnel. On the way to the top, I saw a couple of things I will try and describe.
I saw nirvana, the band, playing heart shaped box. At first I could not see it, but as I looked closer everything seemed to fall into place and it looked very real, and was amazing.
The second thing I saw were 2 older men talking politics over coffee. I looked very hard at this, and the two people personified themselves as Einstein, and Hitler. They were having a heated arguement about something, but I could not understand any of the words.
Then I was at the top of the funnel, and I saw GOD. Or at least knew he was there, but I could not look at him directly because my eyes wern't working correctly.
All of this felt like it took 10 minutes, but in real time 2 hours had passed. I came back to sobriety very quickly. I went to the bathroom and looked at myself but could not recognize any characteristics of me. Just a person. My legs were wobbling all over the place.
The first lines of the song Zero, by the Smashing pumpkins will always remind me of looking into the mirror on ketamine:
"No reflection, dirty mirror, has no connection to myself... "
After this I went and smoked more weed with the girls in the living room, and I never got that threesome. But lator I would go on to have sex with the skinny one while we were both drunk.
And everyone lived happily ever after!
The end.
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