Pulpo
Bluelighter
Just a little side note, a mod has taken out the exact brand that I smoked from.. All I can say is it's the most expensive type, at about $20 for 3 G's.
About me:
Age: 17.3ish
Sex: Male
Ethnicity: German+Caucasian, 25% Mexican
Height: 6"1.5'
Weight: 180 lbs.
Build: Somewhat chubby, arms muscular legs not so much... lol
Mood: Usually depressed, thoughts of suicide and school shootouts are fun to think of, but far from happening
Sleep: 7+ hours a day
High Count: 5x on regular weed over 2 years prior to smoking JWH 8 times in 3.5 weeks
Setting: For all JWH-018 sessions, outside my house to my room, which has a TV, Futon, white walls. Music always plays from iPod to Stereo. 2 Windows, heavy curtians, always dark.
Ok, so I've been reading reports from here, especially on the stuff I have, JWH-018 for quite some time now. I'm starting to get annoyed on how all these people are talking shit on the drug, saying it's under-tested and not worth the money. It's dirt cheap, at around for 3 grams, dependent upon where you get it online. Kush generally costs more, and is definetely less effective, although it lasts longer, is probably safer, etc etc let's not argue about this though..
I'm going to talk about a lot of stuff, stuff that people new to this drug would find EXTREMELY useful to know.
Ok, so a little about myself. I have a relative who tried to secretly buy a whole bunch of online. This relative hides it somewhere really good, but I sniffed it out, and took about 6 grams. He hasn't noticed, the relative bought that damn much. I could probably take more.
I have gotten high about 5 times prior, sometimes at parties, sometimes with only a close few friends. This was over a period of 2 years, all at least a month apart. All these 5 times was with either high amounts of regular weed, or tiny amounts of high quality weed. I still had baby lungs, (prone to coughing) and no tolerance.
So a couple of weeks before school started, I got high for the first time on, using a piece of old Bible paper as a joint roll. I smoked however much a small-medium sized joint would be. I remember being waaay messed up, but I could handle it. It was the highest I've ever been up to this point (Higher then 3 bowls of Kush VERY FIRST TIME, which was at a party I was so disturbed I started to cry in front of all my friends, fucking embarrasing). There was no pains, no scary things happening, no thoughts of death. Although I am morbidly depressed, I get enough sleep at night, a lot of these bad trip reports I hear about, people don't get enough sleep, so that's a hypothesis that needs some testing.
Ok, so I got high a couple more times, the same amount each time. I noticed at the 3rd time, that I was a little less high. I was dissapointed. The 4th time, I smoked my last joint, along with a couple of hits from a water bong, which can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFZFuI4MnyY
Watch it so you can get an idea of what someone like me can handle, and what you might be expecting from this stuff. From what I smoked in the video, I was wicked messed up. I couldn't get out of that trailer and back into the house, the door was impossible to open. When I did get it open (which took a lot of courage) I ran out and into the house, kinda stealthy like, and in my head played the Indiana Jones theme song. It was G-R-E-A-T! No problems whatsoever.
Forgot to mention, the first time I got high on, I listened to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," which took me on an adventure. I closed my eyes, and imagined things that came to me. I didn't have to think about it, my thoughts played it out for me.. Wierd. I saw a giant eyeball riding a Pony, fighting off hippies with a giant pencil, can't remember much more then that.
Ok, so back to the 4th JWH-018 high... When I finally got in the house, the maximum high kicked in. I could barely walk. I got kind've scared. I'm SUPER SHY, if you know me in real life, and I live in fear. But for some godamn fucking reason, I have NO PROBLEMS with this drug. So WTF!!! As scared as I was, I knew it wasn't the drugs, it was just me naturally being afraid of my brother being suspicious. I had really bad cotton mouth and red-eyes, and I could barely speaked. I loved it. I can remember swaying my head from left to right, slowly and progressively faster, like a weightless but effective 500 yard metal pole was attached to my forehead, effecting the momentum of my head sways. My head twitched, I was bouncing my legs up and down vigoriously, and I was getting the munchies real bad, as I have had every time getting high.
The 5-7th times weren't anything special. The 6th time, I jerked off though, my mom walked in and fucking saw me. I didn't care. As a matter of fact, I laughed. I laughed, and I wasn't that high. Scared little Jacob, laughing when his mom walks in and sees him rubbing monkey. I'd normally freak out. To this day, if she wants to come in she knocks. This should give you a hint at how potent this stuff is.
The 8th time... Double Dosage of hell. My cousin came over, wanting some after I told him all about it. Apparently he has all these stories of getting high with friends, and I told him he should come over. He did. At night, parents drunk and sleep, we walked out the window with the bong from the video, and shared a bowl. We came back in, I was definetely high, I felt kinda higher then usual compared to the 5-7th times, most likely because 2 weeks had passed, and all 1-7th times, I smoked within 2 weeks. Let time pass, and immunities will partially fade...
So we came back in through the window, laughing. This was the first time I got the giggles, something I had been reading about for a while, but never got, more then likely because this was the first time I smoked with someone else. We were both laughing our asses off.
Out of nowhere, he says, "Let's go smoke another bowl." I told him a lot, prior to this date, "One hit is enough, but you can have more if you want." He took about 2-3 hits from the first bowl. He wanted more, I was like WTF I'm high as hell how can you handle anymore...
We went back out, I thought I would regret this, I thought I would finally overdose...
I was scared for him too.
We lit it up, he took much bigger hits, as did I. After the bowl was gone, the world was melting away, second by second, into the abyss. I was swaying around, and hit my head on the side of the house, that fucking hurt I have a scab under my hair still. I thought I should stop fucking around and get back in the house. It was very very VERY hard to concentrate, after smoking 1 1/2 bowls.
I threw the bottle across the yard, and kept the crayola pen piece and the tool thingy that is the bowl. We went back in the house, through the window, beyond high. All I can remember after that, is attempting to play the piano, which I failed miserably at (I play really good). After that, me and cousin talked about something, I forgot what. I put the rest of the on top of my dresser, in plain site, and didn't even realise that. I then decided that my cousin would trip out on Pink Floyd: Mistake!
He fell asleep. I tried talking to him one time, while he was laying down, he said, "Shut up i'm tripping." or something, not those exact words...
I just shut off the lights, and let my mind melt, into the abyss... Into the Abyss, that kept repeating in my mind. I put on Slayer's, "Hell Awaits," hoping to get a bad trip. I was a little scared, I closed my eyes and saw a firey hell with gnarled teeth, a bunch of sick and twisted hellish images surged through the back of my eyes. I was scared, but it was nothing to be considered a bad trip. After like 40 seconds of the song, I turned it off (too scary) and fell asleep.
Also, everytime I used the iPod to change the music, it was very complicated to change the albums. I couldn't think, I had to scroll through the albums one by one, look at the cover art (I have cover art on all 120 of my non-pirated albums) and decide in 5 seconds if it was good or not. When I get high, I can't concentrate so well. Some people can, some can't. I think at like the 7th time getting high, I tried to watch a movie, and gave up after 10 minutes of listening to, "Wha-wha-wha-whaa-wha-whaaaa." (Charlie Brown)
It should be noted that I have never had any side effects. Every time I fall asleep high on JWH-018, I woke up, feeling fantastic. Every time I smoked in the middle of the day, it just faded away, over about 3-5 hours, depending on how high I had gotten.
Some bad things I need to say about though: everytime I got really high, "Except for the last time for some reason," I had a sick feeling in my stomach. Ever since this started to happen, after about the 3rd time getting high, Smoking makes me shiver slightly, like the smell of alcohol to someone who just upchucked 15 cans of booze. But not NEARLY as bad, I just get the chills a little bit. It's a minor thing.
2 Bowls is pushing the limits, I would start with 4-6 hits, but if you want to be safe (some people seem to be prone to O.D.'s) Start with one hit. My cousin genetically is kinda the same to me, so I wasn't all paranoid about him smoking as much as he did, but someone else, I definetely would be.
Also, TO GET THE MOST OUT OF, YOU MUST HOLD IN THE SMOKE FOR MINIMUM 10 SECONDS. I've tested this, and ever since the 4th time, I hold for 5-10 seconds, usually around 7 just because I hate watching what's in the bowl smoke it's own way out. Shit burns fast.
...I'll edit this as I see fit later. Please post a comment to bump this so others may get some positive information on a drug under suspicion of not being worth the time.. It most definetely is!
About me:
Age: 17.3ish
Sex: Male
Ethnicity: German+Caucasian, 25% Mexican
Height: 6"1.5'
Weight: 180 lbs.
Build: Somewhat chubby, arms muscular legs not so much... lol
Mood: Usually depressed, thoughts of suicide and school shootouts are fun to think of, but far from happening
Sleep: 7+ hours a day
High Count: 5x on regular weed over 2 years prior to smoking JWH 8 times in 3.5 weeks
Setting: For all JWH-018 sessions, outside my house to my room, which has a TV, Futon, white walls. Music always plays from iPod to Stereo. 2 Windows, heavy curtians, always dark.
Ok, so I've been reading reports from here, especially on the stuff I have, JWH-018 for quite some time now. I'm starting to get annoyed on how all these people are talking shit on the drug, saying it's under-tested and not worth the money. It's dirt cheap, at around for 3 grams, dependent upon where you get it online. Kush generally costs more, and is definetely less effective, although it lasts longer, is probably safer, etc etc let's not argue about this though..
I'm going to talk about a lot of stuff, stuff that people new to this drug would find EXTREMELY useful to know.
Ok, so a little about myself. I have a relative who tried to secretly buy a whole bunch of online. This relative hides it somewhere really good, but I sniffed it out, and took about 6 grams. He hasn't noticed, the relative bought that damn much. I could probably take more.
I have gotten high about 5 times prior, sometimes at parties, sometimes with only a close few friends. This was over a period of 2 years, all at least a month apart. All these 5 times was with either high amounts of regular weed, or tiny amounts of high quality weed. I still had baby lungs, (prone to coughing) and no tolerance.
So a couple of weeks before school started, I got high for the first time on, using a piece of old Bible paper as a joint roll. I smoked however much a small-medium sized joint would be. I remember being waaay messed up, but I could handle it. It was the highest I've ever been up to this point (Higher then 3 bowls of Kush VERY FIRST TIME, which was at a party I was so disturbed I started to cry in front of all my friends, fucking embarrasing). There was no pains, no scary things happening, no thoughts of death. Although I am morbidly depressed, I get enough sleep at night, a lot of these bad trip reports I hear about, people don't get enough sleep, so that's a hypothesis that needs some testing.
Ok, so I got high a couple more times, the same amount each time. I noticed at the 3rd time, that I was a little less high. I was dissapointed. The 4th time, I smoked my last joint, along with a couple of hits from a water bong, which can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFZFuI4MnyY
Watch it so you can get an idea of what someone like me can handle, and what you might be expecting from this stuff. From what I smoked in the video, I was wicked messed up. I couldn't get out of that trailer and back into the house, the door was impossible to open. When I did get it open (which took a lot of courage) I ran out and into the house, kinda stealthy like, and in my head played the Indiana Jones theme song. It was G-R-E-A-T! No problems whatsoever.
Forgot to mention, the first time I got high on, I listened to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," which took me on an adventure. I closed my eyes, and imagined things that came to me. I didn't have to think about it, my thoughts played it out for me.. Wierd. I saw a giant eyeball riding a Pony, fighting off hippies with a giant pencil, can't remember much more then that.
Ok, so back to the 4th JWH-018 high... When I finally got in the house, the maximum high kicked in. I could barely walk. I got kind've scared. I'm SUPER SHY, if you know me in real life, and I live in fear. But for some godamn fucking reason, I have NO PROBLEMS with this drug. So WTF!!! As scared as I was, I knew it wasn't the drugs, it was just me naturally being afraid of my brother being suspicious. I had really bad cotton mouth and red-eyes, and I could barely speaked. I loved it. I can remember swaying my head from left to right, slowly and progressively faster, like a weightless but effective 500 yard metal pole was attached to my forehead, effecting the momentum of my head sways. My head twitched, I was bouncing my legs up and down vigoriously, and I was getting the munchies real bad, as I have had every time getting high.
The 5-7th times weren't anything special. The 6th time, I jerked off though, my mom walked in and fucking saw me. I didn't care. As a matter of fact, I laughed. I laughed, and I wasn't that high. Scared little Jacob, laughing when his mom walks in and sees him rubbing monkey. I'd normally freak out. To this day, if she wants to come in she knocks. This should give you a hint at how potent this stuff is.
The 8th time... Double Dosage of hell. My cousin came over, wanting some after I told him all about it. Apparently he has all these stories of getting high with friends, and I told him he should come over. He did. At night, parents drunk and sleep, we walked out the window with the bong from the video, and shared a bowl. We came back in, I was definetely high, I felt kinda higher then usual compared to the 5-7th times, most likely because 2 weeks had passed, and all 1-7th times, I smoked within 2 weeks. Let time pass, and immunities will partially fade...
So we came back in through the window, laughing. This was the first time I got the giggles, something I had been reading about for a while, but never got, more then likely because this was the first time I smoked with someone else. We were both laughing our asses off.
Out of nowhere, he says, "Let's go smoke another bowl." I told him a lot, prior to this date, "One hit is enough, but you can have more if you want." He took about 2-3 hits from the first bowl. He wanted more, I was like WTF I'm high as hell how can you handle anymore...
We went back out, I thought I would regret this, I thought I would finally overdose...
I was scared for him too.
We lit it up, he took much bigger hits, as did I. After the bowl was gone, the world was melting away, second by second, into the abyss. I was swaying around, and hit my head on the side of the house, that fucking hurt I have a scab under my hair still. I thought I should stop fucking around and get back in the house. It was very very VERY hard to concentrate, after smoking 1 1/2 bowls.
I threw the bottle across the yard, and kept the crayola pen piece and the tool thingy that is the bowl. We went back in the house, through the window, beyond high. All I can remember after that, is attempting to play the piano, which I failed miserably at (I play really good). After that, me and cousin talked about something, I forgot what. I put the rest of the on top of my dresser, in plain site, and didn't even realise that. I then decided that my cousin would trip out on Pink Floyd: Mistake!
He fell asleep. I tried talking to him one time, while he was laying down, he said, "Shut up i'm tripping." or something, not those exact words...
I just shut off the lights, and let my mind melt, into the abyss... Into the Abyss, that kept repeating in my mind. I put on Slayer's, "Hell Awaits," hoping to get a bad trip. I was a little scared, I closed my eyes and saw a firey hell with gnarled teeth, a bunch of sick and twisted hellish images surged through the back of my eyes. I was scared, but it was nothing to be considered a bad trip. After like 40 seconds of the song, I turned it off (too scary) and fell asleep.
Also, everytime I used the iPod to change the music, it was very complicated to change the albums. I couldn't think, I had to scroll through the albums one by one, look at the cover art (I have cover art on all 120 of my non-pirated albums) and decide in 5 seconds if it was good or not. When I get high, I can't concentrate so well. Some people can, some can't. I think at like the 7th time getting high, I tried to watch a movie, and gave up after 10 minutes of listening to, "Wha-wha-wha-whaa-wha-whaaaa." (Charlie Brown)
It should be noted that I have never had any side effects. Every time I fall asleep high on JWH-018, I woke up, feeling fantastic. Every time I smoked in the middle of the day, it just faded away, over about 3-5 hours, depending on how high I had gotten.
Some bad things I need to say about though: everytime I got really high, "Except for the last time for some reason," I had a sick feeling in my stomach. Ever since this started to happen, after about the 3rd time getting high, Smoking makes me shiver slightly, like the smell of alcohol to someone who just upchucked 15 cans of booze. But not NEARLY as bad, I just get the chills a little bit. It's a minor thing.
2 Bowls is pushing the limits, I would start with 4-6 hits, but if you want to be safe (some people seem to be prone to O.D.'s) Start with one hit. My cousin genetically is kinda the same to me, so I wasn't all paranoid about him smoking as much as he did, but someone else, I definetely would be.
Also, TO GET THE MOST OUT OF, YOU MUST HOLD IN THE SMOKE FOR MINIMUM 10 SECONDS. I've tested this, and ever since the 4th time, I hold for 5-10 seconds, usually around 7 just because I hate watching what's in the bowl smoke it's own way out. Shit burns fast.
...I'll edit this as I see fit later. Please post a comment to bump this so others may get some positive information on a drug under suspicion of not being worth the time.. It most definetely is!
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My sincerest apologies to the busy man wasting his time on my opinions, but if you find it boring, then you propably aren't really interested in this drug.
Sorry if I sound like a salesman, but really, I've only tried, and if you go off of anything else, then don't read my trip report read another directly related to your product. There is a lot, I've heard from youtube like.
