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I know there are probably a billion JWH-018 experiences out there but mine seems somewhat unique so I thought I'd share it.
This happened many months ago, before the ban, but I recall it very well. It was the scariest experience of my life and for half of the trip I tried to just lay down and sleep so it would go away.
Alright
(times in minutes)
-5 I pack a bowl of some "Phatpug's incense" I bought, which I know to contain JWH-018, and JWH-018 only into a home made pipe. Turn on a vent to get the smoky smell out because cops show up often due to all the parties I have, even when I'm not having parties. They always question smoke smells and even though I don't think that's probable cause, they do.
+0 I take a huge hit and hold it in for about 30 seconds. I take 3-5 smaller subsequent hits that I only hold in for 7 or so seconds. I go downstairs awaiting affects.
+10 I think to myself "This shit isn't working, what a ripoff" so just to get any chance of it working I went up and there was still a bunch of smoke left in my pipe(just a waterbottle with a bowl on top and a hole in it so it holds a fuckton of smoke) so I breathe about 5-6 hits of that but barely hold them in at all.
+25 WHAT THE FUCK? How the hell did I get in my room? What have I been doing the last 15 minutes?? The last thing I remember is taking that last hit of the lingering smoke, and all of a sudden I'm in my bedroom on my computer writing a trip report--for another forum--.
+26 After I realize I just smoked a very small amount, less than 4mg(accurately measured for sure, the guy that sells this really knows what he's doing and sells a great product with constant ratios), I finally chill out for a few seconds, only to realize this is my first time on any synthetic cannabinoid. It's nothing like bud at all! Extreme head high, virtually no body high, but I noted that I could have practically swallowed razor blades and not have felt it. Incredible analgesia.
+30 Still freaking out because I'm not at all used to this, I drink a cup of water for about the 5th time since I started the trip 15 minutes ago. I can't tell if that's my body wobbling back and forth or just my head high, I'm pretty inexperienced in natural cannabinoids, let alone synthetics, so it's hard to say anything other than this is nothing like bud.
+45 The anxiety is much too high, I lay down, hoping to sleep it out.
+55 After 10 minutes of attempting to sleep I get up and go back on my computer to reach out to people because at this point I'm having a terrible trip. Unfortunately I only got one reply and that was to just "chill". That's not going to happen.
+60 I almost throw away my $25 of good "incense" in the toilet, I have no idea what possessed me to not do it. I would, in a later trip however, freak out slightly more so and go through with it, flushing the JWH-018 into my septic system forever.
+65 I go back up and almost throw it away again, but I never succeed.
+70 I start fapping to see what kind of aphrodisiac effect this may have, it should be noted that while performance was not necessarily degraded, I felt completely disconnected from my cock. Like a dissociative for your dick. I couldn't consciously feel it but I eventually got there, not much longer than normal. No women around this time
+80 On facebook, acting like a complete 'tard, telling pretty much everyone I'm baked in a way that I later realized sounded like I had done too much nitrous. Piss away 20 minutes of the most extreme anxiety ever doing this. After this I get about my 11th glass of water and piss for the 3rd time in an hour.
+100 I try to lay down again once the anxiety and panic start overwhelming me again. This time while I don't succeed, I manage to close my eyes, and since it was 100% a head high it was like I wasn't even high, my head was clear and the only way I could still tell I was blazed was that my throat was completely numb as mentioned before.
+120 I open my eyes and stare at my dark blue curtains right next to my bed for the next 15 minutes, completing my trip with a sharp drop off. From 0 to stoned in less than 5 seconds, and the drop off was just as fast, one minute running into walls, the next ready to fly a plane.
I find it well worth mentioning that over the course of the next few experiences I had with JWH-018 I finally chilled the hell out and learned to enjoy it. My initial and only way of overcoming it was to watch Viva La Bam or some related show. Great show to watch while stoned! And total time from the time of my comeup to comedown (not time from first hit to comedown)was almost 2 hours to the second.
This happened many months ago, before the ban, but I recall it very well. It was the scariest experience of my life and for half of the trip I tried to just lay down and sleep so it would go away.
Alright
(times in minutes)
-5 I pack a bowl of some "Phatpug's incense" I bought, which I know to contain JWH-018, and JWH-018 only into a home made pipe. Turn on a vent to get the smoky smell out because cops show up often due to all the parties I have, even when I'm not having parties. They always question smoke smells and even though I don't think that's probable cause, they do.
+0 I take a huge hit and hold it in for about 30 seconds. I take 3-5 smaller subsequent hits that I only hold in for 7 or so seconds. I go downstairs awaiting affects.
+10 I think to myself "This shit isn't working, what a ripoff" so just to get any chance of it working I went up and there was still a bunch of smoke left in my pipe(just a waterbottle with a bowl on top and a hole in it so it holds a fuckton of smoke) so I breathe about 5-6 hits of that but barely hold them in at all.
+25 WHAT THE FUCK? How the hell did I get in my room? What have I been doing the last 15 minutes?? The last thing I remember is taking that last hit of the lingering smoke, and all of a sudden I'm in my bedroom on my computer writing a trip report--for another forum--.
+26 After I realize I just smoked a very small amount, less than 4mg(accurately measured for sure, the guy that sells this really knows what he's doing and sells a great product with constant ratios), I finally chill out for a few seconds, only to realize this is my first time on any synthetic cannabinoid. It's nothing like bud at all! Extreme head high, virtually no body high, but I noted that I could have practically swallowed razor blades and not have felt it. Incredible analgesia.
+30 Still freaking out because I'm not at all used to this, I drink a cup of water for about the 5th time since I started the trip 15 minutes ago. I can't tell if that's my body wobbling back and forth or just my head high, I'm pretty inexperienced in natural cannabinoids, let alone synthetics, so it's hard to say anything other than this is nothing like bud.
+45 The anxiety is much too high, I lay down, hoping to sleep it out.
+55 After 10 minutes of attempting to sleep I get up and go back on my computer to reach out to people because at this point I'm having a terrible trip. Unfortunately I only got one reply and that was to just "chill". That's not going to happen.
+60 I almost throw away my $25 of good "incense" in the toilet, I have no idea what possessed me to not do it. I would, in a later trip however, freak out slightly more so and go through with it, flushing the JWH-018 into my septic system forever.
+65 I go back up and almost throw it away again, but I never succeed.
+70 I start fapping to see what kind of aphrodisiac effect this may have, it should be noted that while performance was not necessarily degraded, I felt completely disconnected from my cock. Like a dissociative for your dick. I couldn't consciously feel it but I eventually got there, not much longer than normal. No women around this time
+80 On facebook, acting like a complete 'tard, telling pretty much everyone I'm baked in a way that I later realized sounded like I had done too much nitrous. Piss away 20 minutes of the most extreme anxiety ever doing this. After this I get about my 11th glass of water and piss for the 3rd time in an hour.
+100 I try to lay down again once the anxiety and panic start overwhelming me again. This time while I don't succeed, I manage to close my eyes, and since it was 100% a head high it was like I wasn't even high, my head was clear and the only way I could still tell I was blazed was that my throat was completely numb as mentioned before.
+120 I open my eyes and stare at my dark blue curtains right next to my bed for the next 15 minutes, completing my trip with a sharp drop off. From 0 to stoned in less than 5 seconds, and the drop off was just as fast, one minute running into walls, the next ready to fly a plane.
I find it well worth mentioning that over the course of the next few experiences I had with JWH-018 I finally chilled the hell out and learned to enjoy it. My initial and only way of overcoming it was to watch Viva La Bam or some related show. Great show to watch while stoned! And total time from the time of my comeup to comedown (not time from first hit to comedown)was almost 2 hours to the second.
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