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Just...Can't...Get...High

LOL!!! is that from south park????

haha i dunno i've seen that format used on various sites i think here also 4chan.org /b/ it is used quite often it's a funny way of describing things! lol
 
Now that you're gone, I'm sober everynight. I can't get high. Can't get right! WP
 
Dude, try eating brownies. If you have a place you can grow, you have a place you can bake.

I find it hard to believe you have never been high but you have grown and sold.

Do you get a nic buzz off a ciggy?
 
Grab yourself a nice glass bong (preferably with an ice catcher ;) ), and just take the fattest hits you think you're able to take. You'll get blazed. And of course make sure to hold your hits in yada yada yada.
 
you get a buzz off of a ciggarette but not mj?

i thikn you are doing it wrong. or you smoke really bunk weed.

where do you live and how old are you if i may ask?
 
I live in brooklyn. Believe me, it's dank shit. I can take a pic next time I get some and post it here to prove it. My cousins smoke like beasts and they showed me around, so believe me when i say it's goot. Very goot indeed.

I'm 21
 
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I'll be another person to suggest brownies/cookies. Try that, or smoke a joint/blunt alone and with your friends. This will eliminate all other possibilities besides you just not having a pleasant high, if you insist that you're actually smoking right. If none of those things gets you high, then it's just you. I'll need to schedule you for a follow-up in precisely one week.
 
Cannaboids vs THC

...I've blazed up sour diesel, kush, purple kush, purple haze, and some unbranded stuff. However, I can't get high.

The weed you listed there - it's Medical Marijuana strains...they are NOT grown to get you wasted, they are grown - to medicate pain!

The cannaboid and THC levels are different, than perhaps what you'd imagine.
I'm a MMJ patient, and I can verify, that all it does for me is DROP my pain, and I mean fast! I then feel pretty normal, with my pain greatly eased. Those are the strains I see at the dispensary, plus are some I've smoked or eaten within the past year. Super Sour Diesel, now that stuff made me paranoid, because of how stinky it is, lol.

Sounds to me like you need a lower cannaboid ratio, so the THC can be felt. Hope that makes sense.
 
^hate to be a dick, but...

Sour Diesel gets me high as fuck, along with the kush and haze varieties. Even if the herb has been grown strictly for medicinal purposes, it's still going to get you baked.

Try smoking by yourself OP, or at least just with a few of your closest friends. Try a change of set and setting, as well.

I hope to read this in the near future and see that you got STONED. =D

Much love,
stonedandrolling89
 
Nah, you're not a dick. :)

The expected high is different, that's all. ;) Very different, but I'm pleased with the analgesic qualities. I like being creative afterwards, instead of worrying about the pain in my neck & back! Really uplifting for me. But then, drugs have never had the normal response with me.

Also, from what I've gleaned (because I have asthma, I'm cautious), you can just inhale and exhale - you don't need to hold it. Holding it in only causes nicotine and tar to accumulate. A Volcano, "vaporizing" is the best way - and no bad shit in your lungs! I used to think you have to hold it, but when I do smoke it - I've noticed nothing different, except I'm not hacking up my lungs. I just use a a little water pipe, for private smoking, when I'm not sauteing it. Eating it is sometimes too strong, and will couch-lock me.
 
maybe your buds dont no trichs? Or perhaps your not smoking properly. Any real east coast sour D when grown properly (aka not by noobs) would probably have you on the floor.
 
also I find this is pretty important with all psychoactives, maybe less so with weed but listen to this. Whenever i have too high expectations for a drug I have just taken I tend to not feel the full effects or nothing at all.

For example with ecstasy, the first time I tried it I had some of those G's up Hoes down/G spot/ Naked ladies which were supposed to be fire and my friends even had some of the same batch and said they were pretty good.

I took mine and after a ton of research I thought I knew exactly what to expect. So during the whole "come-up" i just kept asking myself if I felt anything yet, touching myself to see if it felt different, all this other stupid shit and I think I literally psychologically killed the roll. Now I tend to go into psychoactive experiences with absolutely no expectations and never ask myself "am I feeling it yet".

So try to not even think about it, just rip the bong as hard as you can. Hold it all the way down in your lungs for 5-10 seconds and exhale, after a few hard rips you should feel it. Don't worry about if your feeling it yet though, after a few hits you'll be like damn...I'm stoned :P

Good luck with gettin skeed, shouldn't be too hard
 
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