- Welcome to my parlor!
- Non-religious Christian.
- Faithful Humanist.
- Born Again Virgin! Fuck yeah! But enough about me.
- To whom it may concern: I dislike religious politicians because they tend to mix politics with religious ideology far too quickly (empirical scientific evidence should never, ever, ever(!) be ignored simply because it contradicts your views and/or inconveniences your vested interests).
- Memorandum: Go fuck yourself Fox News.
- With utmost sincerity: Go fuck yourself Michelle Leonhart, Ann Coulter, Rona Ambrose, Steven Harper, and Bill O'Reilly.
- Attention Harry Anslinger, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagen, and George Bush Sr. (among others): Countless non-violent, otherwise law-abiding Americans have had their lives completely ruined because of your lust for power and control of what Americans should and should not be consuming with respect to mind altering substances, lest they be thrown in jail and/or prison amongst rapists, murderers and pedophiles. If there is a hell, perhaps a VIP section should be created and reserved just for the likes of you war criminals.
- Unlike the aforementioned tyrants, I especially respect those among us who have an opinion to share on a controversial topic (i.e. the War on [a minority group of non-violent, otherwise law abiding individuals who - for whatever reasons - prefer] Drugs [other than Alcohol and/or Nicotine]) based on first-hand/personal/practical (as well as pharmacological-literary) experience.
- By the way, I know this is really random, but regardless, if anyone manages to figure out a way of directly observing dark matter and/or dark energy, please let me know, much obliged!
- And always remember: If the landlord says, "Your rent is late!" You may just have to litigate! Don't worry... be happy!
- I'd tell you a joke about a pizza, but it's simply too cheesy. That's right!
- Thank you, I'll be here all week; try the fucking meatloaf.
Sure, sometimes!
