Jumping Little Happy Cats

[supertrav77]

Jumping Little Happy Cats
by Travis E. LeBlanc

Jumping little happy cats
Jumping little happy cats
Eat them up, they make you fat
Jumping little happy cats

Playing with their balls of string
Playing with their anythings
Kitty cats with kitty wings
Doing silly little things

Kitty cats are kitty cute
Kittens loud and kittens mute
Kitty horns make kitty toots
Like a little puss-in-boots

A kitten house of kitten bricks
Inside eating candy sticks
Their little paws and their playful kicks
Sucking big fat kitty dick.

 

[UnfortunateSquid]

I laughed

 

[New]

Amusing, I must say.

 

[supertrav77]

It's not supposed to be funny, damn it! The kittens are a metaphore for the urban proletariat and the dicks at the end represent society!!!

 

[Thou]

That's heavy, man.

 

[Thou]

Wait, societal urban dicks? Are you trying to sandbag me?

 

[New]

I'm sorry, I don't quite see the metaphor...