Jewish Haiku

[Zjabo]

In the throes of ecstasy
The young wife exclaims
Ira, the ceiling needs painting

 

[poezante]

very, very, very, witty and did i mention very witty?

 

[Mr. Sticky]

5
7
5
That's the proper number of syllables...but still amusing.

 

[Zjabo]

Let's try again then...
Seven foot Jews in
the NBA slam dunking
my alarm clock rings
How's that?

 

[PixieGirl]

I have to admit my favorite is still the one liner
"jewish chinaman"
Sorry that was the best ever and will always keep me smiling

 

[L O V E L I F E]

LOL Zjabo's second effort.

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Don't worry. I won't
Sue you. You did kick my balls.
But they were matzoh.