As noted in an earlier entry, one of several girls I have been considering, found that Jackie had created a page on a social networking site. On the page were photos of her and an elderly white man who, and I am honestly trying to be objective, looks like he has been sucking on the glass dick for a good decade straight. There ARE other causes of "facial wasting," certain HIV medications, even cancer comes to mind, but- all things considered- in all probability, a man with advanced HIV/AIDs and/or cancer wouldn't be thinking of banging young Filipinas, or would he? I can't say.
That in itself was a bit suprising but what truly floored me was the fact that in her photos Jackie mentioned being pregnant, and that she was going to give birth to her CHUD in April. Now, math isn't my strong point mind you, but counting backwards for the better part of the afternoon I surmised that Jackie had to have knocked boots with Elder Tweaker in July. Having roughly an iota of sexual experience myself, I felt it reasonable to assume that Rip Van Crackhead had more than likely been humping Jackie for some time before July. It is true that it only takes a single copulation to impregnate, but, usually it takes a couple months before getting it right.
In fairness however, I assumed that they first played hide the salami in July. Now, my two regular readers (Hi Mom!) will recall that in July of 2011 I was still in power down mode from Jackie and her bag of mind fuck tricks. I had long since told her to get a life but she had persisted in swearing her undying, earth shattering love for me. "I would die before ever even looking at any other man!" Cough. Whatever. That was the same month that, after I had paid the rent on the house in Metro Manila's Quezon City, she took the money, bought her friend Kris a ferry ticket home to Mindanao and then blew the rest on clothes. Then, not telling me, told the owner of the house that she was pulling out of the lease.
I only found about this from Kris herself. Kris called me, desperate, because Jackie had disappeared, the girl is at the very least, quite consistent. A week later, still in July, Jackie sent me an IM. According to her, she didn't want to be a burden to me since I didn't love her. She had taken a job as a live in maid for a rich Tsinoy (Filipino of Chinese descent) family. Waking at 430AM seven days a week, her day consisted of hand washing clothes until almost 9PM every night, all for the lovely sum of US124 a month. Since I was kicking up twice that monthly for her rent and personal needs I was, to put it lightly, dumb founded.
She told me how she shared a room in the family's compound with one of the other maids, a girl named Amanda. She told me how the family uncle, an elderly man- hmmm, a pattern developing- was wooing her with offers of extravagant gifts, a motorbike, a trip to Hong Kong and Macau, whatever. I advised her to try and return to Mindanao and at least reconcile with her parents if not her husband and kids. "No! I gave them all up for you Raki! I can never gi back now and even if I could, I never would! I acted for our true love and I don't regret a single thing!"
Well, she eventually told me that she left the maid position and had moved in with Kris' cousins in Quezon City. There, because she had no income, she cooked and cleaned for the cousin's family, but lived as a friend, not a servant. Again, I advised her to eat crow and return home. No, she was adamant.
In September she begged me to "love" her as I once did, swearing her undying love and how she would die alone if she couldn't have me. She begged for recent photos of me. Stupidly I complied, and even more stupidly,sent it from my sidekick which has an account incorporating Joysa's name on it. I rarely use my Sidekick these days, and so it had escaped my mind that those photos would arrive with Joysa's name in the data chain. The photos wafted through cyberspace for a few seconds and then landed in the cyber cafe where Jackie was sitting...and then a shitstorm followed:
Jackie: Who the hell is 'Joysa'?
Rachamim: (kicking himself in the head) Joysa? Don't be silly Jackie, that is your Hebrew name. Jackie equals Joysa. You know that! I have only told you at least a dozen times (so much for my policy on 100% honesty).
J: You told me Hebrew doesn't even have the letter "J" in it! How could you lie!?
R: This of course would be Jackie, the girl with an extra baby and a husband I never knew about, yes? I'm telling you, it's your name.
J: After all I sacrificed for our love! You are like every other man!
R: I rather doubt that Jackie, considering how 99.9 % of men would have spat in your face after discovering your "secret" baby, but whatever. Look, I told you when you took that job as a maid and disappeared for a week that I will never be more than your friend. I'm truly sorry if I have hurt you with this but you and I are NOT a couple. I don't really know if we ever were, but either way, the past is the past.
So, while Jackie was claiming to be devastated by Joysa, she was ready in her second trimester hahaha! After the chat on IM, Jackie found out info about Joysa on that same social networking site and began cyber-stalking. Naturally, learning she was pregnant at this time was shocking to me. She began leaving notes on Joysa's page. I left notes in reply. Jackie kept saying how I lied about Joysa. I replied, "Giving birth in April, got pregnant in July, found about Joysa in September. Do the math."
I later found out that when she was supposedly a "maid" she was actually living back in Cagayan del Oro, on the military base in her parent's home. In other words, basically, everything aside from her having abandoned her poor husband and three young children has been a major lie. The only time I can lie is if it is ti avoid crushing someone emotionally, like the whole "Joysa is Hebrew for Jackie" spiel. I simply cannot manufacture stories. I wish I could say that the whole Jackie drama has taught me a lesson, even a less than valuable one. Alas, it hasn't done anything for me apart from wasting my time.
That in itself was a bit suprising but what truly floored me was the fact that in her photos Jackie mentioned being pregnant, and that she was going to give birth to her CHUD in April. Now, math isn't my strong point mind you, but counting backwards for the better part of the afternoon I surmised that Jackie had to have knocked boots with Elder Tweaker in July. Having roughly an iota of sexual experience myself, I felt it reasonable to assume that Rip Van Crackhead had more than likely been humping Jackie for some time before July. It is true that it only takes a single copulation to impregnate, but, usually it takes a couple months before getting it right.
In fairness however, I assumed that they first played hide the salami in July. Now, my two regular readers (Hi Mom!) will recall that in July of 2011 I was still in power down mode from Jackie and her bag of mind fuck tricks. I had long since told her to get a life but she had persisted in swearing her undying, earth shattering love for me. "I would die before ever even looking at any other man!" Cough. Whatever. That was the same month that, after I had paid the rent on the house in Metro Manila's Quezon City, she took the money, bought her friend Kris a ferry ticket home to Mindanao and then blew the rest on clothes. Then, not telling me, told the owner of the house that she was pulling out of the lease.
I only found about this from Kris herself. Kris called me, desperate, because Jackie had disappeared, the girl is at the very least, quite consistent. A week later, still in July, Jackie sent me an IM. According to her, she didn't want to be a burden to me since I didn't love her. She had taken a job as a live in maid for a rich Tsinoy (Filipino of Chinese descent) family. Waking at 430AM seven days a week, her day consisted of hand washing clothes until almost 9PM every night, all for the lovely sum of US124 a month. Since I was kicking up twice that monthly for her rent and personal needs I was, to put it lightly, dumb founded.
She told me how she shared a room in the family's compound with one of the other maids, a girl named Amanda. She told me how the family uncle, an elderly man- hmmm, a pattern developing- was wooing her with offers of extravagant gifts, a motorbike, a trip to Hong Kong and Macau, whatever. I advised her to try and return to Mindanao and at least reconcile with her parents if not her husband and kids. "No! I gave them all up for you Raki! I can never gi back now and even if I could, I never would! I acted for our true love and I don't regret a single thing!"
Well, she eventually told me that she left the maid position and had moved in with Kris' cousins in Quezon City. There, because she had no income, she cooked and cleaned for the cousin's family, but lived as a friend, not a servant. Again, I advised her to eat crow and return home. No, she was adamant.
In September she begged me to "love" her as I once did, swearing her undying love and how she would die alone if she couldn't have me. She begged for recent photos of me. Stupidly I complied, and even more stupidly,sent it from my sidekick which has an account incorporating Joysa's name on it. I rarely use my Sidekick these days, and so it had escaped my mind that those photos would arrive with Joysa's name in the data chain. The photos wafted through cyberspace for a few seconds and then landed in the cyber cafe where Jackie was sitting...and then a shitstorm followed:
Jackie: Who the hell is 'Joysa'?
Rachamim: (kicking himself in the head) Joysa? Don't be silly Jackie, that is your Hebrew name. Jackie equals Joysa. You know that! I have only told you at least a dozen times (so much for my policy on 100% honesty).
J: You told me Hebrew doesn't even have the letter "J" in it! How could you lie!?
R: This of course would be Jackie, the girl with an extra baby and a husband I never knew about, yes? I'm telling you, it's your name.
J: After all I sacrificed for our love! You are like every other man!
R: I rather doubt that Jackie, considering how 99.9 % of men would have spat in your face after discovering your "secret" baby, but whatever. Look, I told you when you took that job as a maid and disappeared for a week that I will never be more than your friend. I'm truly sorry if I have hurt you with this but you and I are NOT a couple. I don't really know if we ever were, but either way, the past is the past.
So, while Jackie was claiming to be devastated by Joysa, she was ready in her second trimester hahaha! After the chat on IM, Jackie found out info about Joysa on that same social networking site and began cyber-stalking. Naturally, learning she was pregnant at this time was shocking to me. She began leaving notes on Joysa's page. I left notes in reply. Jackie kept saying how I lied about Joysa. I replied, "Giving birth in April, got pregnant in July, found about Joysa in September. Do the math."
I later found out that when she was supposedly a "maid" she was actually living back in Cagayan del Oro, on the military base in her parent's home. In other words, basically, everything aside from her having abandoned her poor husband and three young children has been a major lie. The only time I can lie is if it is ti avoid crushing someone emotionally, like the whole "Joysa is Hebrew for Jackie" spiel. I simply cannot manufacture stories. I wish I could say that the whole Jackie drama has taught me a lesson, even a less than valuable one. Alas, it hasn't done anything for me apart from wasting my time.
