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some street junkie only game me 2 for 50 the other day. i was kinda pissed about that.
 
Here's another funny one...

This guy we'll call H comes up to a high school party dealer Z is at. H is about 23, and verrry sketchy, he was old friend's with Z. So he comes in saying he was Z's cousin (major BS). No one sees him for like 20 minutes until he comes back in and tells Z someone broke his window and took his shit. Z is obviously pissed as shit. He find his shit was stolen and wonders wtf had happened. Obviously Z has an inclination it was H who did it. So he asks to search his car. "I lost my keys dude, I swear." Sketch shit. So, he gets a friend to get a flashlight. Lone behold, he flciks the flashlight on, sees his bag and 10 kids jump on top of this douche. He's left in the middle of the street looking like hell, blood EVERYWHERE, unconscious. Cops roll up, but by that time everyone had left. Moral of the story is, be smart if you're gonna jack someone. hahahaha
 
the armed forces said:
Here's another funny one...

This guy we'll call H comes up to a high school party dealer Z is at. H is about 23, and verrry sketchy, he was old friend's with Z. So he comes in saying he was Z's cousin (major BS). No one sees him for like 20 minutes until he comes back in and tells Z someone broke his window and took his shit. Z is obviously pissed as shit. He find his shit was stolen and wonders wtf had happened. Obviously Z has an inclination it was H who did it. So he asks to search his car. "I lost my keys dude, I swear." Sketch shit. So, he gets a friend to get a flashlight. Lone behold, he flciks the flashlight on, sees his bag and 10 kids jump on top of this douche. He's left in the middle of the street looking like hell, blood EVERYWHERE, unconscious. Cops roll up, but by that time everyone had left. Moral of the story is, be smart if you're gonna jack someone. hahahaha
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If you gon' jack somethin' make sure ya jack good
Cause if not, then I pop and I go get my gun
 
malachi305 said:
oh yes i'm sure they both had fully automatics, and the other two had some of the most powerful guns out there... yep. i believe that one. for sure. hahahaha.
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... In my house I have at least 3 "assault rifles" including an ar15, m1 carbine, and an omgz AK-47. As long as the rifles are semi-auto they are completely legal. They can also be modified relatively easily to fire in bursts or fully automatic.

All of these guns are easy to buy in a shop. A desert eagle .50 is also not as powerful as it's cracked up to be, and although they are somewhat expensive, it's just a matter of like $1500 dollar.
 
Yeah this is America, you can get these guns really cheap if you know what to do. Great for scaring the shit out of people.
 
Some dealer who had been hanging around in his car in my area (not a drug area surprisingly), yelled out a torrent of abuse at me one night, calling me a cop when I attempted to approach him to see what he had (fairly confident it was meth).

The next night he was back (smart guy, hey?), so I called the cops, and watched him get busted. Fucking prick.

Hope he gets arse raped in jail.
 
my friends and i got together $1000 AUD to get some e tabs - so we rang around some people but no luck - so our weed dealer said he "knows some guys" - and fuck we ended up with $1000 dollars worth of "mdma" powder - what a bunch of shit - all it did was keep us awake - im guessing mild speed dose - it sucked bad...:| fuckin dick...

p.s yeah that weed dealer is in jail or real fucked up now.. so yeah..
 
Someone was buying a 50gram from an Albanian cartel/mob whatever, they let him try the coke from the bag before them, it was the real thing for sure, when he came home it was powder.. He called them back, demanding his €1500 back. A few minutes later they were with a few at his door, gunpointing him and basically letting him know he couldn't do anything big.

Not that tough a story maybe, but C's the most expensive drug here(40-50 €/gram) and guns aren't readily available.
 
chandler said:
Some dealer who had been hanging around in his car in my area (not a drug area surprisingly), yelled out a torrent of abuse at me one night, calling me a cop when I attempted to approach him to see what he had (fairly confident it was meth).

The next night he was back (smart guy, hey?), so I called the cops, and watched him get busted. Fucking prick.

Hope he gets arse raped in jail.
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That's not straight...
 
chandler said:
Some dealer who had been hanging around in his car in my area (not a drug area surprisingly), yelled out a torrent of abuse at me one night, calling me a cop when I attempted to approach him to see what he had (fairly confident it was meth).

The next night he was back (smart guy, hey?), so I called the cops, and watched him get busted. Fucking prick.

Hope he gets arse raped in jail.
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Hmmm...if what you're saying is true then he was stupid for selling drugs to random people in a non-drug area (but I doubt this is what happened). You were probably mistaken, and he might have been selling to people he knew. If I was him and I found out you ratted like a bitch I'd probably retaliate. If you didn't know him but approached him asking about drugs, then no wonder he called you a cop. You're a narc, straight up. Round here you'd get your throat cut real quick.
 
<^I'm in agreement with the last two posters, if you had such a problem with the guy hurling a torrent of abuse at you then you should have jacked him for his stash or at most beat the shit out of him but nobody deserves to go to prision for a long time just for yelling at some strange random who approached him about drugs.
 
the only time i have ever actually been robbed was last weekend. we were in the 'hood' getting a sac with MY 20 dollars, and my friend goes in the dudes house, and like 15 fuckin huge guys were in there and one said that my friend was a snitch(which hes fucking not) and then the guy hit him once in the eye and once in the mouth, and took my money. its not like 20 dollars is a lot of money or anything but it still pissed me the fuck off because it was MY money and then i didn't have any weed.

once my friend was getting 2 g's for 80$ and when the dude gave him the shit he tasted it and it was fake. and the dude just ran away with his money and left him with 2 grams of fucking baking soda
 
Oh yeah..I forgot one. This really fucking pissed me off.
One night I got 5 blues from one of my friends (I'll call him C) I've known him for like 3 years, and he was one of my good friends. When I was getting my money out to buy the blues (which he fucking overpriced me for anyway) I had about 70 dollars and he was like "Damn..you have more money than I do" and I just laughed and he was like 'no really' (because this motherfucker has no job, car, or house) and I just kinda laughed again. Anyways..so I left and ended up taking all 5 and smoked like 2 blunts, and I went back over to the house where C was at. There was only 4 guys there and me. When I got to the house I just threw my purse on the kitchen table thinking no one would fuck with it (acutally I dont remember what i was thinking haha) and i was soo fucked up..and C and this other dude were the only ones in the kitchen the whole night. Well I somehow got home and the next day I woke up around 4 feeling all groggy and shitty, and plus my dad had made me aware of that I had had a conversation with him the night before, and I didn't remember it at all so I was kinda in trouble..and I got in my purse and fucking realized that my wallet wasnt in there! I wouldve thought I just lost it, but my permit and the other things in my wallet were all in my purse, just not the wallet or money. I called C as soon as I woke up, and i was like "shit dude someone fucking stole 46 dollars out of my wallet, do you have any idea who it was" and he was just like no....and then the next night I was hanging out with them again and I heard him and another guy talking and the other guy was like man we need some bud, and C was like lets go get some, and the other dude was like we aint got no fuckin money, and C was just like 'oh dont worry i got it' and they got a half...AND JUST THE NIGHT BEFORE HE TOLD ME HE WAS FUCKING BROKE. so I just guessed that he stole it...but i never asked him about it just because he was one of my good friends and I didn't know HOW to ask him ya know? I'm just a 15 year old girl trying to get my money back from a 20 year old, its not like he wouldve given it back to me..but it really fucking pissed me off.

BUT the funny thing is...they went to go get a half, and they came back with a fucking dime because the dude that they got it from had a gun in his lap when he gave them the bud, so they didn't do shit because they didnt want to get shot. HAHAHA thats what them shady motherfuckers get.
 
you are 15 and think a 20 year old guy is one of your good friends? lol no wonder they took the money from you...
 
Coke Head said:
you are 15 and think a 20 year old guy is one of your good friends? lol no wonder they took the money from you...
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ding ding ding

i'm about 20 and while I'd consider it possible to have a good friend that is 15, this girl would probably fall under "stupid underage whores to hang around with"
 
what the fuck does age have to do with anything? i have friends that are like 21 and 22, and they don't treat me different just because i'm younger..i can't really help it that i'm 15 and you guys dont have to be such fucking assholes. damn. do you LIKE trying to make 15 year old girls feel like fucking shit when they didn't do shit to you? bastards
 
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jar4ever said:
I really haven't been ripped off or anything (i've had good and bad deals though). But I have a good story about a "friend" jacking somebody. My friend knew this dealer that lived a state away from us. This dealer was a total ass and scammed people whenever he could and we knew some people personally that got ripped off by this guy. Well, my friend wanted to get this guy back (and it would get him some money and drugs, but that was just a bonus). So my friend gets a group together and they head done there with 4 people, a M-4 assault rifle, an AK-47, a Desert Eagle 50 AE, and a 12 gauge pump shotgun. They figure if they are going to jack this guy they might as well do it right. They know this guy has a safe in his house with the drugs, and a lockbox with the money, plus whatever they happen to have out and on them.

Now I wasn't there, so this is just what my friend told me. He said they got there at 1 AM and they see there are a couple cars there and the lights are on. They're pretty sure this guy doesn't have guns, and they're well armed enough that they think it's safe. So they knock on the door, a guy answers it and they immidiately bust in with all guns drawn. They bust in a sweep the house in pairs, lock-tieing everyone and putting them in the bathroom. They told them all if the door moved at all they would kill them all, and got the main guy (who lived there) and told him to open the safe with a shotgun to his head. He opened it. They stuffed their duffle bags and got out of there.

I know this sounds like a movie, but that is what they were going for. They wanted to make sure this guy thinks twice about ever dealing again. Plus they got several pounds in weed, a QP of coke, and 20 grand. Nobody was hurt, it went exactly as planned. I told him it wouldn't work and somebody was gonna get killed, but guess I was wrong. Anyways, I would never do this and I don't recommend doing it. Still a good story.
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sounds like the movie Wonderland
 
tokeitUP420 said:
what the fuck does age have to do with anything? i have friends that are like 21 and 22, and they don't treat me different just because i'm younger..i can't really help it that i'm 15 and you guys dont have to be such fucking assholes. damn. do you LIKE trying to make 15 year old girls feel like fucking shit when they didn't do shit to you? bastards
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Age doesn't have shit to do with it. Maybe some guys would look at it like a couple other posters described, but I know a bunch who wouldn't. That's fucking shady, and if I was friends with you in person and some kids pulled some shit like that I'd probably say something myself. I'm 18 and I also have friends from 16-25 or so. The moral of the story is to watch where you put your purse, no matter how fucked up you are, because there are always punk ass thieves around.
 
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