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It's October - I don't think it's too early to start a christmas thread

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For those folk that are unlucky enough to have to steal to get buy,just a reminder that there is now only 20 shoplifting days left until Xmas.

=D

I find it's the best time of the year for cheap booze & meat from all the grafters I know, 2 years ago it was me doing the rounds in the pubs selling the vodka etc cheap so I will give the grafters enough for a 1/2 gram per bottle this Xmas.
Used to drive me fucking nuts to have some guy hassle you down £3/£4 per 1litre of whiskey etc when I was asking only 50% of the shop price in the start.

Yes kids shoplifting is bad & illegal but times were tough back then, I don't promote illegal theft from Asda etc but..............................=D
 
I got offered stolen meat in a pub in Bethnal Green last December when I was visiting, the two guys selling it were munky as hell, so I passed on the offer, they did have some nice cuts though
 
I got offered stolen meat in a pub in Bethnal Green last December when I was visiting, the two guys selling it were munky as hell, so I passed on the offer, they did have some nice cuts though

My missus was truly shocked on her 1st trip to where I lived & saw all the people with cheap meat & booze for sale.
she said why would anyone buy it from them as it could have had anything done to it but why would someone thats ill want to fuck with it?......all you want is a quick sale, go score then go home.

Bet I am going to get cussed for this tbh but I don't care, yes it is bad & I am not proud of what I did but people have no idea the crazy stuff you will do for a score when your ill unless they been in the same boat.

So glad all that shit is behind me now though :)
 
round here it's more razor blades, after shaves and batteries. Sometimes packs of bacon.

Everyone in the pub knows someone who legitimately produces cheap meats and bacon anyway, so they have to concentrate on razor blades and batteries more.
 
I'd buy anything that was going cheap because it was bumped, but not meat. Packets of bacon are always a favourite for junkies to steal, fuck buying bacon off a jagger in the pub though lol. Bottle of vodka/whisky? Aye, no danger.

The last time a dude tried to sell me a bottle of whisky he'd literally just knocked it out the shop 30 seconds earlier (we were walking past the shop at the time!) & was carrying it wrapped up in his jacket like it was a baby haha. He must have been too used to buying/selling gear because instead of saying "It's a litre bottle of x" he said "It's a 20 bottle, I'll sell you it for a tenner" as though he was saying "It's a 20 bag" lol.

On the way home one night after work a jakey tried to punt me a pair on Timbies! His sales pitch was so odd though, I had no idea he was trying to sell me something. I stopped outside a pub to ask an old boy for a light, then this guy rocks up "Here mate, what size shoe are you?" "Ehm, a 9 bud, why?" "Dae ye like Timberland boots?" Haha, get to the point cunto!
 
A jakey is a jakey lol. I don't know any other way to describe it really. Someone who is not particularly clean & is most likely addicted to opiates or alcohol? The sort of person who you'd expect to see selling packets of bacon in a pub haha.

A jagger is someone who jags (shoots up), ie a heroin addict. My mate got chased down the street by some bird in Whitley Bay for saying "You're a pure Mick Jagger" to her =D


Basically a jakey could mean any sort of alky, smackhead, tramp etc. Whereas a jagger would specifically refer to a heroin addict.
 
Don't wind him up PT, it's not like he needs it is it?

Aren't you proud to be a toker, despite all the reefer madness shit that were subjected to each day?

It's the same thing times one thousand. One part of Farmaz knows that being a heroin user under prohibition is shit. Another part thinks "fuck you" because of all the negative shit from idiots who know nothing.
 
Crisps aren't illegal and subject to rubbish propaganda day in day out. I think you're missing my point. Never mind.

It's just a kickback. Nobody's marching around with a banner.
 
I'm a proud pork crackling eater.

Well, I'm more proud that these chest pains haven't developed into a heart attack.
 
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