doofqueen
Bluelighter
thats just the acid and the mushrooms
Its Landed! BlueTV Presents: Bluelight Big Brother
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star_beats
Bluelighter
right......
candyflip
Bluelighter
Screw this : I want evictions!!
Big Brother, I nominate Backo this week for 2 points, being a crying, whingeing, social retard (see previous posts). Now that the spa and pool have been opened up for our use, I need unrestricted access to the chicks around here and this mopey dog is cramping my style.
I further vote Aisha's Star, for one point, because her darling young face and hod girly bod are attracting too much attention away from myself in the house (plus she won't let me near her...mutter...mutter).
Also, I wanna call a house meeting and get this place in order! You guys have been sitting around here for 2 weeks doing fuck all, except popping your heads in every 72 hours or so and seeing nothing going on, leaving again! Not good enough people! Lets start entertaining our viewers shall we? They have given up their LIVES to watch our pathetic attempts at a 'real' lifestyle each night for half an hour, so the least we can do is try to reward their perseverance?!?
Now lets get in that spa, rail some lines, and have a FUCKIN PARTY!!!!...
Candyflip rushes out the door towards the empty spa and pool area, hoping someone will have been enthused enough to follow him...So far, no-one has moved an inch from their spots on the couches. Even more unfortunately, it's been lightly raining ever since he began his grandiose little speech to the other housemates and now, running full pelt onto the super slick concreted patio area, his feet begin an aquaplane across the denuded surafce that sends him hurtling 30 clear feet across the deserted backyard. In between himself and the pool, stands a large outdoor barbeque. It is this somewhat immovable object that Candyflip now crashes headlong into, buckling his knees against the BBQ stand and smashing his poor overheated mouth directly into the quite cold open grill....
Inside the laughter has started again....
Big Brother, I nominate Backo this week for 2 points, being a crying, whingeing, social retard (see previous posts). Now that the spa and pool have been opened up for our use, I need unrestricted access to the chicks around here and this mopey dog is cramping my style.
I further vote Aisha's Star, for one point, because her darling young face and hod girly bod are attracting too much attention away from myself in the house (plus she won't let me near her...mutter...mutter).
Also, I wanna call a house meeting and get this place in order! You guys have been sitting around here for 2 weeks doing fuck all, except popping your heads in every 72 hours or so and seeing nothing going on, leaving again! Not good enough people! Lets start entertaining our viewers shall we? They have given up their LIVES to watch our pathetic attempts at a 'real' lifestyle each night for half an hour, so the least we can do is try to reward their perseverance?!?
Now lets get in that spa, rail some lines, and have a FUCKIN PARTY!!!!...
Candyflip rushes out the door towards the empty spa and pool area, hoping someone will have been enthused enough to follow him...So far, no-one has moved an inch from their spots on the couches. Even more unfortunately, it's been lightly raining ever since he began his grandiose little speech to the other housemates and now, running full pelt onto the super slick concreted patio area, his feet begin an aquaplane across the denuded surafce that sends him hurtling 30 clear feet across the deserted backyard. In between himself and the pool, stands a large outdoor barbeque. It is this somewhat immovable object that Candyflip now crashes headlong into, buckling his knees against the BBQ stand and smashing his poor overheated mouth directly into the quite cold open grill....
Inside the laughter has started again....
