Hurray it's Friday, the only day with a letter F!

And F stands for:
- Finance!
- Flap!

and
- Fringe!
Which is relevant as my nephew and a girl he knows (I think they're on kissing terms

) are visiting, staying at mine (better clean up

) and going to shows and shit in the Edinburgh Festival, which has a fringe longer than it's mane - how queer!

- and I'm invited. Tonight we're going to see Alpha Papa and something called banksy:elephant, and other things tomorrow. F also stands for Feline Fatality which is bad as Lasercat is at the vet having a growth removed. Oh well. New avatar time, sorry avatar status quoists! Another F is Fuck! And Flowers, which are found in gardens, of which my one is getting cleared a bit more today and I'll be paying the Fee. We (the gardener and I) will also be making Further plans for the garden. And I'm sending a Fiscal reward to the man who Found my wallet! This Friday Feels Firmly Frantic! For a Fanny like me anyway. Did you know there are no synonyms of "loafer" which start with the letter F?