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when living with a friend on the 13th floor of a skyrise council flat, both of us in the midst of heroin addictions and therefore rather tight on the old monetary front.. i had begun to notice an ever-increasing need for our (granted, largely empty) shared fridge's frozen compartment to undergo a thorough defrosting.. the fact the freezer door would no longer close was my clue

anyway, being a lazy junkie.. i happened upon the idea of avoiding the drawn out common methodology with the aid of.. thats right folks, a claw hammer

all was proceeding smoothly till i happened to tap a little too hard - i mean, who knew freezers required poisonous gas to work, right? cue queasy, removal of toxic fridge to the symphony of dry-heaves & blasphemous cursing from said flatmate


i probably have more, will give it some thought


so, any hindsight facepalm moments you look back now and laugh at?

nothin major though.. blonde dumb moments only. divorcees, junkies etc.. take your laments elsewhere
 
Are you saying the title of this thread could be 'what retarded stuff have you done'?

in which case, opening this thread ranks high on my own list.

setting up google sync on a brand new mobile on a 24 month contract was pretty fucking stupid.
 
I picked up quite an amount of weed went to stash it at my mums house but I realised she had company so I put it in the bags on the back of her bike and went in to say hello to the family........after a while my mum said "I'm of to the shops does anyone want anything" I said no and carried on talking to my family...........after about half hour I finally twigged she'd gone to the shops on her bike!!!!.......so I legged it down there and there was her bike unlocked outside the co op I grabbed said parcel and took it away......(could you lmagine the headline OAP FOUND WITH TWO K##O OF CANNABIS IN BIKE BAGS)........I chuckle about it now though....
 
mickeyfinn79 said:
I picked up quite an amount of weed went to stash it at my mums house but I realised she had company so I put it in the bags on the back of her bike and went in to say hello to the family........after a while my mum said "I'm of to the shops does anyone want anything" I said no and carried on talking to my family...........after about half hour I finally twigged she'd gone to the shops on her bike!!!!.......so I legged it down there and there was her bike unlocked outside the co op I grabbed said parcel and took it away......(could you lmagine the headline OAP FOUND WITH TWO K##O OF CANNABIS IN BIKE BAGS)........I chuckle about it now though....
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It would have been even funnier if you'd have got nicked stealing your own stash from your mum's bike - how would you have explained that one??
 
Not with a claw hammer, can't remember exactly what it was, something equally stupid, but I've done exactly the same thing defrosting a fridge as BHM.

Left £200 in my g/f's purse (she was making me look after it as it was my cash) about 500ft up a mountain before realizing I hadn't got it anymore. Oh the joy of climbing back up something you've already knackered yourself out on.
 
^^shit I never thought of that!........mind you it was the old compressed African weed the old bill would of probably laughed as well.
 
ceres - for someone with such a low opinion of my topics, you certainly have an aptitude for being the first to reply each time, having said that.. ive no inherent problem with masochists, so keep it up! programming to-do list a bit sparse today is it? ;)


shm - yeah, i know that stomach churning, rollercoaster-drop-esque, oh shit god no moment you realise somethings' gone pretty well myself. however, after you recovered you breath - i bet you did at least a minor jig upon locking eyes on the purse again, right? i guess thats the benefit of losing something on a mountain as opposed to where i live.. in which dropped items commonly get swiped before theyve had chance to hit the floor


dopemaster said:
Are all your post this coherent BHM?
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cant tell if serious. but in any case, i thought the op was rather cognizant, actually :?
 
Not with a claw hammer either but done the same thing with a carving knife. They don't like it up 'em apparently.

Am sure I must have far worse to mention but can't think of owt off the top of me head at the moment.
 
I do my freezer with a hammer and chisel (well, and a couple of bowls of boiling water left on each shelf with the door closed to get the defrosting going). Got it down to a gentle fine art. I know where the pipes are situated at the top and just avoid that bit with the chisel. %)


Ceres said:
setting up google sync on a brand new mobile on a 24 month contract was pretty fucking stupid.
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I can beat that. Try accidentally synching your phone with uTorrent 3.0.vwtfever.

Used my usb>laptop cable to charge my phone and came back to everyone of my contacts sitting in the 'mobile device' section in uTorrent's window.

yeah. wasn't happy about that one.

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other stupid shit I've done. Getting a puppy :| :| :|
 
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when fairly young & yes... even somewhat innocent, whilst on the obligatory generic spanish-island family holiday. i had wandered outside while my old man went to do his uno cerveza por favor routine (yes i realise thats about as incorrectly typed as it probably was spoken at the time) - to my absolute amazement.. i glimpsed a praying-mantis in the scrub by the roadside. now to a spaniard this was probably akin to someone here getting excited over seeing a woodpigeon, but having only read of them, i couldnt believe my eyes & instantly wanted my dad to share in this momentous occasion of my own making

so, very gently & with utmost care - i cradled the tiny mantis in my hand & went to locate my father, coo'ing at my find en route.. now as soon as i had done this, i wouldve returned the lil guy. anyway, i looked up for one second & it had disappeared from my hand. in panic, i spun round, straining my eyes on the alabaster pavement..





yup, i found him - underneath my shoe :(
 
The one thing that comes to mind is sleeping with a friends ex, but I really don't want to get into that one! I do have a nice drug related story however!

In 2011 I went to Bestival. Having heard there were sniffer drugs at the entrance I'd bought these dog proof bags (they're covered in metal and have to be ironed shut) to keep my drugs in.

The day before the fest I was working, and a girl from work had sorted me out with 15 pills (this was back in the £10er 'superpill' days so £150s worth), so on our lunch break we went to her house to pick up the pills and iron my bag shut. Into the bag goes 1/2 oz of weed, my pills, a gram of coke and a gram of ket and I'm sorted.

After work I fancied a spliff, so I went across to Tesco car park, ripped open the bag and rolled myself a joint. Anyway I threw the dogproof bag out of the window, and set off home chonging away. I got halfway down the motorway, when I looked at the weed, coke and ket sat on my passenger seat, and thats when it hit me, where the fuck are my pills!?! I turned round at the next junction, and bombed it back to the tesco. I was scrambling around that carpark for half an hour until I saw a baggy rolling across the car park with some very crushed pink pills inside! I can't tell you the relief I felt inside!! Especially seeing as 12 of them were for my mates! So yeah, I regret rolling that spliff.... or at least littering Tesco's carpark!!
 
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sniffer dog-proof bags eh? sure beats the ol faux clipper with hollow bottom. never quite the same after youve jammed one too many pills inside and were reduced to smacking the shit out of said clipper in order to extricate the trapped mdma once-pills-now-powder
 
Yup, I'm not sure how effective they are... but the dog didn't wag his tail! I've still got about 10 of those bags left, I thought they'd be small but it looks like they're designed for transporting kilo's!

Haha I've never heard of that trick, but I'm gonna pinch it! Its gotta beat the ballbag tasting pills after shoving them down your crotch going into a club
 
BlindHelperMonkey said:
when living with a friend on the 13th floor of a skyrise council flat, both of us in the midst of heroin addictions and therefore rather tight on the old monetary front.. i had begun to notice an ever-increasing need for our (granted, largely empty) shared fridge's frozen compartment to undergo a thorough defrosting.. the fact the freezer door would no longer close was my clue

anyway, being a lazy junkie.. i happened upon the idea of avoiding the drawn out common methodology with the aid of.. thats right folks, a claw hammer

all was proceeding smoothly till i happened to tap a little too hard - i mean, who knew freezers required poisonous gas to work, right? cue queasy, removal of toxic fridge to the symphony of dry-heaves & blasphemous cursing from said flatmate


i probably have more, will give it some thought


so, any hindsight facepalm moments you look back now and laugh at?

nothin major though.. blonde dumb moments only. divorcees, junkies etc.. take your laments elsewhere
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Freon gas is really not a good thing to breath in, reading the Kurt Cobain journals he did the same thing.
The most common representative is dichlorodifluoromethane (R-12 or Freon-12).
 
black_paw said:
Freon gas is really not a good thing to breath in, reading the Kurt Cobain journals he did the same thing.
The most common representative is dichlorodifluoromethane (R-12 or Freon-12).
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Welcome to the site 'Black Paw' - are you a long time lurker or just found the site and thought you would chime in?
 
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