is this a weird desire...?

[MUSHET]

If a guy is repulsed when I fart then I might decide I'm repulsed by his lewd remarks toward my mom. No more threesomes for you, asshole

Unless you farted during said threesome, of course.

 

[SluttyPeach]

I'll sit on his face and fart in that bastards mouth and tell him to take it like a man.

 

[MUSHET]

In front of your mother? How vulgar.

 

[SluttyPeach]

Naw, I love my mama

It's not weird to want someone to be comfortable around you. What if you're both junkies and end up fightin over the toilet while you're both dope sick? Now that's what you call intimacy. Whoever has the runniest poop has to squat in the tub, sorry babe.

 

[MUSHET]

.... Or if two lovers lick each others brown-eyes, that's pretty fucking intimate.

 

[SluttyPeach]

Eww lol. Butt hole lickers be like, do I have any corn in my teeth? X)

 

[MUSHET]

A wee bit of sick came up into my mouth there.