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is there anything you ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW?

Oh! I thought it was everything you coulden't give them :D
 
"what colour does a smurf go when you choke it?"
A nice healthy skin colour.

"why did the quick brown fox jump over the lazy dog?"
It's an old typing phrase. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Supposedly it uses every letter in the alphabet and helps you learn to type. As to why. You'll have to ask the fox.

"how do boats float?"
If the volume of water that the boats hull displaces weighs equal or more than the weight of the boat it will float. It's Archimedes principal.

"how does a shopping car park hold soooo many cars?"
They're constucted like the tardus.

"how the hell can I stand in Australia and talk to someone on a mobile in the US?"
It's called international roaming and not all phone networks in Australia support it and it won't work in all countries.

"What do women want?"
Me, they just don't know it yet ;) No, they do know what they want but it's affected by various factors like hunger, hormones, time of day, amount of free radicals in their body, the season, the phase of the moon and gravitational pull of jupiter amongst other things.
 
I've always wondered...
where the stork goes before it picks up the babies to distribute to their respective parents and households. Is there some colossal Baby-Establishment where all stork's meet and collect their babies?
 
ian_strong said:
suppoedly uses all the letters of the alphabet but one jumped out before the fox could, and that letter is S!
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i've always known it as

'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

and that has every letter of the alphabet in it :p
 
ian_strong said:
why is it when im drunk i always bump into someone when walking through a nightclub? (as in ooops sorry) but when tweakin i can dance through the whole place with four drinks to get back to our table and not spill a drop??
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Because alcohol diminishes your co-ordination by slowing your reflexes and reducing your sense of balance, whilt speed and MDMA trigger the release of a brain chemical called dopamine, which is involved in movement and coordination and improves your coordination (except when munted ;))

:)Smiley
 
Murphy's Law: prov. The correct, original Murphy's Law reads: "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it." This is a principle of defensive design, cited here because it is usually given in mutant forms less descriptive of the challenges of design for lusers. For example, you don't make a two-pin plug symmetrical and then label it `THIS WAY UP'; if it matters which way it is plugged in, then you make the design asymmetrical.

Edward A. Murphy, Jr. was one of the engineers on the rocket-sled experiments that were done by the U.S. Air Force in 1949 to test human acceleration tolerances (USAF project MX981). One experiment involved a set of 16 accelerometers mounted to different parts of the subject's body. There were two ways each sensor could be glued to its mount, and somebody methodically installed all 16 the wrong way around. Murphy then made the original form of his pronouncement, which the test subject (Major John Paul Stapp) quoted at a news conference a few days later.

Within months `Murphy's Law' had spread to various technical cultures connected to aerospace engineering. Before too many years had gone by variants had passed into the popular imagination, changing as they went. Most of these are variants on "Anything that can go wrong, will"; this is sometimes referred to as Finagle's Law. The memetic drift apparent in these mutants clearly demonstrates Murphy's Law acting on itself
 
nice one wazza =D

this thread really goes against all that "use the fucking search function" stuff that so many mods scream about so often... i really could have used google to find that out.. as could most of these people with most of these questions... but i figure this way it teaches others too... i wasnt lazy, i was doing it for the good of mankind. yes i was.
 
astrosmurf said:
i've always known it as

'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

and that has every letter of the alphabet in it :p
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My bad. Could have avoided looking stupid by checking first. But instead I used that saved minute and a half to try and justify me looking stupid in the first place. :\
 
I've thought about this. I'd make them touch the colours. For grey I'd give them a cold piece of metal, red something hot, blue water or something cold, green something soft like moss etc etc.
 
Pseudo G - ohoh, I saw a movie where they did that... maybe the story of Helen Keller, I'm not sure.
 
But I want to know. Don't make me throw a tantrum.
In days/hours/minutes.
Has somebody tried this out?
Years/months.
I do not have the tools to try this one out myself.
Or a subject to experiment on.
I do not have any spoons in my house.
I eat with chop-Sticks.
And I wear a barrel and suspenders, But I want to know the answer!
 
Well if you want an answer you're going to have to be more specific. Yeah, sure we've all stabbed someone to death with a blunt spoon before, but are we talking a big spoon or a small spoon. Stabbing them in the eye, or in the funny bone. Using the spoon end, or the handle end. If you're not specific, I have no idea which dinnercutleryacide incident you'd want to know about.
 
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