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Maybe your housemate and his friends are actually school girls and retarded monkeys. You just haven't noticed. The noises combine such that your perception of them is distorted as it annoys you so much - you can't think clearly enough to see that you've been living with school girls and monkeys all along.
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Maybe your housemate and his friends are actually school girls and retarded monkeys. You just haven't noticed. The noises combine such that your perception of them is distorted as it annoys you so much - you can't think clearly enough to see that you've been living with school girls and monkeys all along.

