That is complete nonsense, maybe thats how YOU feel when you smoke..
but thats not what smoking feels like at all.
OK, something fucked up's going on here.
Marijuana is a drug. I just don't see how it could affect me soooo soooo sooooooo much differently than it does all y'all. For example, you give someone opiates, their pain goes away, they become sedated, and their mood is one of contentment. You give someone cocaine, they become uplifted, outgoing, and chatty. See what I mean? Drugs have certain "standard" effects.
Therefore, since MJ causes in me the following symptoms, I assume it MUST for all of y'all.
1.
Physical coldness; not unlike the "chills" from opiate WD's, where not even heavy blankets or hot tubs can restore comfort.
2.
Mental confusion; a very bizzare mental state, where one no longer perceives differences between, say, cats and people, or cars and tables, etc, etc.
3.
Difficulty breathing; very similar to how one feels when one has exercised to the point of being out of breath.
4.
Chest pains; here, there is a mixture of pains. The most notable one is a distinct feeling of "pressure" in the chest cavity. Similar to how laying a couple 80 lb bags of concrete across your chest feels. The second type of chest pain is more "intermittent", and feels like what I would imagine being stabbed feels like.
5.
Feelings of impending heart attack or death; which I believe is the result of the mind making "rational" (of course, the mind is so fucked in this state, who knows, right?) conclusions concerning the last four symptoms.
And if weed affects some of y'all differently than that...the only conclusion I can make is that there must be something WRONG...seriously wrong...with you. My best hypothesis ATM would be lack of self awareness (ie, inability to recognize that their thinking has becomed fucked, that their breathing and cardiovascular system has gone to hell, etc etc).
Now, if someone is so self UN aware that he does not experience those symptoms with MJ use, then who knows how the buzz affects him. However, I can only imagine that someone with a modicum of self awareness would experience those symptoms I mentioned. And hence, would be driven IMMEDIATELY to resume pill/opiate use.