Iprieshe Ate It>Jam Ritual

[manic_panic]

Milo was snoopin throughout his crib
which mildly resembled a cave
He cut to the chase and flipped his lid
‘cause he was so darn eager to misbehave
He didn’t want the pop, not even the smack
and he was nauseous when he watched tv
so he hopped up from the couch and raided the kitchen
to engage in some obscene snackery

He really wanted the cheesecake
but Iprieshe ate it

yes he did he did
It ain’t his fault
he’s just a kid
Milo settled for big black jellybeans and said
“Hey squirt, it ain’t as bad as it seems!”
Iprieshe started to run around in circles
and began chanting a strange catchphrase
He’d even watch commercials with boobular vision and
in other really funny ways
but his head popped off with amazing cheese
and was soon undertaken by a nervous twitch
then Milo wailed,“I coulda ruled the world
if it weren’t for that sonofabitch!”

but
Iprieshe ate it
No, really!
what?
Iprieshe ate it
He didn’t even say please
or Thanks
Iprieshe ate it
or not?

It ain’t as bad
as it seems!
~
A banjo is bein’ picked somewhere
There’s beautiful music in the air
I’m so sorry I cannot be there
No one said life was fair
I know ya’ll are enjoyin’ yourselves
Wherever you are
Pretty girls are dancin’with hula-hoops
Wookies sellin’ strange lookin’ cookies
and gourmet somethin’s and whatnot’s
I love you all
especially ya’ll hot dready ladies
Wide smiles ear-to-ear
I’m grateful though I’m here
You’ll probably see me there next year

I know you’ll see me sometime next year...