Mephedrone is seriously like fucking god. Its so funny because every time before i'm about to do it i'm like wow this is a bad idea...and then i do it anyways and as soon as I come up i'm like how could I have thought this was a bad idea.
I am going to the club on friday with some friends.
Meph makes talking so effin difficult.
comin comin comin comin upup upperrrup comin comin uppppp cheayyy
I'm drivin down the Meph highway to heaven at speeds in excess of 1trillion, driving blinded and backwards.
Have you ever caught yourself clenching your jaw so much and was relieved to know that you caught yourself doing it...only to be caught with the fear that perhaps next time you might not realize your jaw was clenching for so long and you would crush your teeth.
If you haven't I assure you it isn't as worrisome of a thought as you may think. But merely a interesting thought in which you thought.
Welcome to bad idea central where bad ideas become good ideas and good ideas become god. END. WIN. And hence starts round 3 of a terrible awful blissfunl game I call Mephopoly. The object of the game is to be more awesome than you actually are Let the games begin!
I think I'm in the lead! But iIm gaining on myself fast. Who knows who will come out ahead in a game like this! It's anyone game tonight!
My eyes are jealous because want to dance like I do. ...and I myself am equally as jealous of their fluttering madness. They just dance and flutter and dance and I tell them to behave but who am I to ruin a high like they're experiencing. My eyes are in heaven tonight and I'm not far behind. I'm rootin for them all the way!...and they're pullin for me too! I have a feeling we're gonna be havin a good time tonight but it is only possible that it will be as good as it is, because of those zany crazy eyes.
...and Isn't it always the case that you''e never happy with what you have, you always want something that someone else has. Luckily I have developed a plan to make everyone happy. However, shortly after formulating my plan I realized my eyes and myself are one in the same....and so it was written and so it was done... and all in all it seemed to work out pretty well for the both of us.
I know a pretty unique group of individuals who are in a power struggle to decide who is feeling the most amazingest blissness heavenlike godhighmephedrone this wonderful night that we have here tonight...I don't like to point out names but I think it's critical (I would like to take a second to point out that I could not think of a suitable word to put where I currently have critical and I thought for a good long time but important would not suffice so I typed the word important into thesaurus and low and behold as I read down that list of ever so equally wonderful words I was met with my perfect match and so we've been together ever since?....I think it is critical that I let these fantastic individuals be known to the world and they are My legs, my arms, my knees, my stomach, my heart, BOTH my colons the little ovary twins and last but not least my head because he is the ring leader and without his contributions none of this could be possible.
SOMEONES teeth are going to be sore tomorrow. What else is new?
I should not have done this at all tonight but we all know that doesn't mean anything and now I am reaching that point where I should stop dosing because the euphoria has turned into a very scattered excited ADHD-like euphoria whereas the desired euphoria is concentrated and clean cut. I am a little proud of myself however because I managed to do 4 doses but not go over 400mg.
Mkitties are actually alien drones sent from outerspace to commander human brains. They are very tricky and most humans are not affected by them because only until recently when a chemist concocted a chemical called 4-Methylmethcathinone, which is the key to unlocking full and uncensored access to our brains, humans began putting this substance up their nostrils. Once there, hope was all but forgotten and the humans were enticed by their own selves to dose and redose. And once it was all over the ever so tricky kitties shut off the command and the humans were free.... except that eventually they would want to do it again and the process would just repeat itself. Luckily the only harm done the the human was physical, during the physical destruction, the human was entranced in a state of pure ecstasy.
I am going to the club on friday with some friends.
Meph makes talking so effin difficult.
comin comin comin comin upup upperrrup comin comin uppppp cheayyy
I'm drivin down the Meph highway to heaven at speeds in excess of 1trillion, driving blinded and backwards.
Have you ever caught yourself clenching your jaw so much and was relieved to know that you caught yourself doing it...only to be caught with the fear that perhaps next time you might not realize your jaw was clenching for so long and you would crush your teeth.
If you haven't I assure you it isn't as worrisome of a thought as you may think. But merely a interesting thought in which you thought.
Welcome to bad idea central where bad ideas become good ideas and good ideas become god. END. WIN. And hence starts round 3 of a terrible awful blissfunl game I call Mephopoly. The object of the game is to be more awesome than you actually are Let the games begin!
I think I'm in the lead! But iIm gaining on myself fast. Who knows who will come out ahead in a game like this! It's anyone game tonight!
My eyes are jealous because want to dance like I do. ...and I myself am equally as jealous of their fluttering madness. They just dance and flutter and dance and I tell them to behave but who am I to ruin a high like they're experiencing. My eyes are in heaven tonight and I'm not far behind. I'm rootin for them all the way!...and they're pullin for me too! I have a feeling we're gonna be havin a good time tonight but it is only possible that it will be as good as it is, because of those zany crazy eyes.
...and Isn't it always the case that you''e never happy with what you have, you always want something that someone else has. Luckily I have developed a plan to make everyone happy. However, shortly after formulating my plan I realized my eyes and myself are one in the same....and so it was written and so it was done... and all in all it seemed to work out pretty well for the both of us.
I know a pretty unique group of individuals who are in a power struggle to decide who is feeling the most amazingest blissness heavenlike godhighmephedrone this wonderful night that we have here tonight...I don't like to point out names but I think it's critical (I would like to take a second to point out that I could not think of a suitable word to put where I currently have critical and I thought for a good long time but important would not suffice so I typed the word important into thesaurus and low and behold as I read down that list of ever so equally wonderful words I was met with my perfect match and so we've been together ever since?....I think it is critical that I let these fantastic individuals be known to the world and they are My legs, my arms, my knees, my stomach, my heart, BOTH my colons the little ovary twins and last but not least my head because he is the ring leader and without his contributions none of this could be possible.
SOMEONES teeth are going to be sore tomorrow. What else is new?
I should not have done this at all tonight but we all know that doesn't mean anything and now I am reaching that point where I should stop dosing because the euphoria has turned into a very scattered excited ADHD-like euphoria whereas the desired euphoria is concentrated and clean cut. I am a little proud of myself however because I managed to do 4 doses but not go over 400mg.
Mkitties are actually alien drones sent from outerspace to commander human brains. They are very tricky and most humans are not affected by them because only until recently when a chemist concocted a chemical called 4-Methylmethcathinone, which is the key to unlocking full and uncensored access to our brains, humans began putting this substance up their nostrils. Once there, hope was all but forgotten and the humans were enticed by their own selves to dose and redose. And once it was all over the ever so tricky kitties shut off the command and the humans were free.... except that eventually they would want to do it again and the process would just repeat itself. Luckily the only harm done the the human was physical, during the physical destruction, the human was entranced in a state of pure ecstasy.
