Haha got my fair share of these stories. heres one:
The scene is Christmas day and, seeing as though my family are big drinkers and I'd been up for 3 days, I thought I'd better have a line before joining them for lunch.
This perked me up and gave me the chatiness I needed to face the relies but, worried that the alcohol would make a tired, blithering mess, I cunningly added pinches of crystal meth to my beer over the afternoon.
What I great idea! I thought, not realising I had gradually drank away nearly .5g of meth and half a carton of beer. When it was later in the afternoon I volunteered to do the videoing because I thought my profuse sweating would be too obvious if I was in the video myself (not that any of my family noticed - they all thought I was just drunk). And video I did, for about 2 hours, infact. I thought no one would ever find out of my extreme state of fuckedness.
That is until everyone watched the video... well tried to. You could hardly see anything at all because I had been shaking so damn much I couldn't hold the camera still. My efforts of videoing the 'opening of presents' sequence was one of a shakey montage starring peoples chests and knees, not to mention the fact I kept pausing every two seconds. The funny thing was everyone just thought I was blind drunk and gave me shit for my videoing. If only they knew....
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