I have never really been into comic books, but I watched the Ninja Turtles religiously as I was younger, but nothing prepared me for the Watchmen Directors cut bluray. To my knowledge the turtles lacked genitalia and thank god for that, because working nunchucks with your package dangling can really create adverse undulation.
Heman was about as homoerotic as I thought adolescent boy cartoon crap could get... I have learned a few things in the last 24 hours(Atleast Heman rode a big pussy.... cat).
Watchmen: a sexual synopsis. A few women in latex in cutscenes and flashbacks. There are two lesbians, but you get to see them bloody and dead, very nice to see the advances of Women's liberation come to the silver screen. The only striking female nudity I can recall was that $6 hooker, as you can imagine not very palatable. Speaking of hookers, one guys mom was a hooker that would beat him when he voyeured her making money... porn and child abuse SCORE. Some ridiculous fight scenes, and a midget who is the top-dawg in a prison, his end gets bloody in the prison John... surprise surprise.
Child molestation is also mentioned, plus there is a near rape scene on a pool table(The polite man does not puff on his cigar while beating her face thankfully).Then there was about 5 minutes of pendulous blue CGI cock on the dysmorphic Dr. ManJeremy(I bet this gets extended in the Watchmen Part Deux to 9 minutes). There were three hetero luffin scenes as I recall. The first involved this VERY sensual line spoken by a woman, "You're fingers taste like batteries...". The second delt with the very pertinent issue of erectile dysfunction, which is a chronic concern for the 40 something cartoon/comic enthusiast living in his mother's basement. The third featured an excessively long slow-rhythm wrangling in a space ship, the guy looked somewhat like Daniel Baldwin... fast-forward for the win.
If you liked Gran Turino or Crystal Pepsi, you may like this movie
Heman was about as homoerotic as I thought adolescent boy cartoon crap could get... I have learned a few things in the last 24 hours(Atleast Heman rode a big pussy.... cat).
Watchmen: a sexual synopsis. A few women in latex in cutscenes and flashbacks. There are two lesbians, but you get to see them bloody and dead, very nice to see the advances of Women's liberation come to the silver screen. The only striking female nudity I can recall was that $6 hooker, as you can imagine not very palatable. Speaking of hookers, one guys mom was a hooker that would beat him when he voyeured her making money... porn and child abuse SCORE. Some ridiculous fight scenes, and a midget who is the top-dawg in a prison, his end gets bloody in the prison John... surprise surprise.
Child molestation is also mentioned, plus there is a near rape scene on a pool table(The polite man does not puff on his cigar while beating her face thankfully).Then there was about 5 minutes of pendulous blue CGI cock on the dysmorphic Dr. ManJeremy(I bet this gets extended in the Watchmen Part Deux to 9 minutes). There were three hetero luffin scenes as I recall. The first involved this VERY sensual line spoken by a woman, "You're fingers taste like batteries...". The second delt with the very pertinent issue of erectile dysfunction, which is a chronic concern for the 40 something cartoon/comic enthusiast living in his mother's basement. The third featured an excessively long slow-rhythm wrangling in a space ship, the guy looked somewhat like Daniel Baldwin... fast-forward for the win.
If you liked Gran Turino or Crystal Pepsi, you may like this movie
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