Its Chaos
Bluelighter
just thought id let ya know about some silly shit thats happened to me latelly!
This has nothing to do with E or anything close to it.Though i was on an E while one thing happened!
It has to do with violence,in a way,but doesnt get gorry or,to violent!
Nobody gets bashed or anything like that,but ill talk about the subjects above.Violence and fighting.
So if ya get turned off by the above,please dont read because it could sound a bit ruff...
Here goes...
Friday night.(saturday the 7th of October)ruffly 2am.
Just changing into my stomping gear and cought a cab to cage,and stoped at russel st at 2am.
Yeah what a place to stop while rolling on a TT! i needed to use the 24-7 store next to all the pinny machine joints(where ya can get on).the yukkie bit of russel st.across from billboard!
i was out of gum so i had to load up!
I get out of the cab.Very amusing driver
and make my way to the 24-7 store,which was 3 shop fronts away!
As soon as i walk onto the foot path i walk past the dodggiest seady bloke about 23 or so bout my hight.5.10ish!
He walks past me and mumbbles something i though was.Do you want to see my stuff,with his hands in his jacket pocket.Straight away i though he was asking if i wanted smack.But at the same time i though he was a perv asking if i wanted to see his,thing! cause he's hands in his pockets where like pointing at his crouch!
Peaking of my head,he didnt look like your normal dude on the street selling gear.and they normaly ask if ya want to get on?
So quikly i said No thanks mate,cause the amount of confution this dude just caused me in 30 seconds wasnt even worth the best E on the earth!!!
Eyes fixed on the 24-7 store,i hear the clown who now turned around say.Get ready for it cause i almost laughed,but didnt cause of the street i was in!
He asked me."What did you say about my mum?"
Trying not to laugh mainly cause i didnt think there was a dick still left in this world who could still use a line like that.i turned and asked,"what" like what the fuck.are you for real!
i think the look i gave him didnt help!
He was for real!and asked me again!
Automaticly i go into DING DING mode!(ready to cain this fucker!!!)
had a bad week already and i was mashed on E,and when im on an E,yes i can get angry and pist off.But it has to be something extreme!
this was looking extreme and it looked like it was time to cain somebody!!!
I dont know if it is the E but if someone fires me up like that while im rolling i can turn into a coked up roid freak.
Again id like to state that i dont feal like this each time i take E.But i know that while on an E,if anybody starts me,like has a nice swing at me,ill cain the dude!!!
Oh and if they start trouble with a friend or someone needing help,ill just get into DING DING mode!
Ide also like to state that ive never had to bash anybody while ive been Eing or straight!I dont get into fights and havnt been in one really!helped friends in trouble when i was young...but thats that!!!
oh yeah i have cained uhm one or two people but that was self diffence man! Really!!!
anywho as this dude starts to approach me,im still walking for the store door.He asks me to fuck'n stop walking!
DING DING.again i turn around and he goes to grab my sholder while his other hand was still in his pocket!
Man i had the fioury(sp?) of a hundred pist off Lions i was ready to cain the crap out of this dude.Instead i used my hand to grab his hand away from me,instead of smacking him in the nose.
Only because i didnt know what the hell he had in his hand in his pocket!
Was all to easy to leave this dude cained on the floor.He was so slow.But who was i to know if he had a knife in his pocket,because thats all i started thinking just before i was about to hook him!!!
Then he sort of backed off and asked me what i said?
I quikly told him, i thought he was asking me if i wanted to score smack!
"you fucken shore"he mumbbles loudly!
me thinking knife knife by now.I tell him thats that what i though he said and he then took off!
I turned round walked into the store and prosseded to buy my gum!
im prode of my self because i thought before i acted!!!
not that i dont think before my actions!
im not a violent person at all.Was so easy to cain this dude but didnt know what supprise he had for me?!?!
Was a situation i really couldnt walk away from unless i ran,ran fast and i really couldnt be bothered running!really i couldnt!
but this is the one that led me to type this post!
Wednesday the 18th of October
This is a bit of a road rage incident!
Me being a motorcycle rider i tend to get pist off at stupid car drivers!
Ive realise over the years thats screaming at dickhead drivers and the occational kick to the car, it actually gets me more pist off than if i just tooted my horn and avoided there stupidity!
So instead i just have to look out for my self alot more and be as safe as i can be!
Though if someone starts tooting and tale gateing my girlfriend while shes driving or for that case any girl or olderlly person,while im present.Well god help them!
People stoped tooting when you pull out a set of mountain bike forks(big shocks)but thats another story of some dickead that wanted to go 100k's in the city!!!and uhm,for some reason he desided that my girl was the one holding him up!
Bad move dude!!!Not when im passenger with a set of fat ass forks in the back seat!
there i go off track,but i hate people that start road rage.You cant do anything cause there are so many laws about it now!
If i cained someone to help another person,ill still get charged!!!
Anywho.Its not worth it! and if you have to.Run a red light to get away from stupid people.
Im on the road heaps so i see it all the time!
Its just fucked!!!
as i was saying above.wed 18th Oct.
Was about 5:30pm.I was on my motorbike in my mums street.Coburg!
In that same street lives my friend and many others!
I was on my way to visit my friend!
I took off from the light.It was two lanes that merged into one after the light!
I was in the lane that ends!so i had to merge.No problem!
(add noise of screaming 2 stroke here...)
i get into the lane nice and easy useing my blinker.
Now here is where i think it gets all agro!?!?
Behind me was a Johnny Lygon in his what else,but.Commodore mate!(sorry commo drivers.i actually want a commodore ute!)
I look in my mirrors and this Gino in right up my ass.Soon i have to stop and turn right into my friends drive.So i put my blinker back on,and if you just feather touch the brakes,you can activate the brake light without realy slowing down!
So i do the flash my brake trick to let dickhead behind know that ill be slowing down soon and turning!
Yeah that did jack shit!He was still tale gateing me,and that so pisses me off man!
YOU DONT TALE GATE MOTORBIKES OR CARS!!!
So i get to my point of stop and turn.Which was now going to be slow down go wide and turn!
As i do that i give him the bird as he drives by me real close and quik.What he did there was illegal,because you are not aloud to over take on the inside(gutter side) of a single lane!
Now because i stoped on the footpath(in front of friends house),i think this dude actually though i was stoping so i could O.D at him!?!?
This dude gets out of his car screaming his head off.
(oh im straight!maybe a little stoned!)
I keep helmet on cause this dude looked like he just did lines of coke and had big hits of roids and then told him you had sex with his mum! he was pist!!!
He walks over to me screaming who knows what.I was just waiting for him to hit me.
I told him that if he hit me that he would be in a whole load of shit!
That pist him off more cause he really tensed up then!So i disided to walk backwards away from this dude and uhm...hopefully the cavellry(SP?)would come out!?!?
He backed off.I told him to chill out cause the only thing that would happen is.He'd get in loads of trouble,and i didnt want to fight!
Again,he didnt like them word either!Comes charging at me again!
I just tell him.Dont do it dude.Dont be stupid!
Again he chilled.So i told him why i gave him the bird and he though i was being a dickhead or some shit because i took off from the lights, in front of him!?!? whats that?
"gee sorry i have an advatage over you dude"
again he didnt like that!
But by know my Friend and his Dad had come out and where just waiting for the dude to just touch me!
The Gino screams,do ya wonna take me on,to my friend!
My friends like,sweet man!
had to hold him back! and for some reason hold back the Gino,beacuse it just would have started something crazy!
Our Vietnamies friends,next door where all ninja ready at the window aswell!
and sitting in his 4WD parked just away from the action was my boss!
Now we got the Sissaly(sp?) connection jetting back and making shore nothing gets to crazy!This dude could protect a foot ball team man!!!
and my Boss is also a close friend!
So i put my hand over the Ginos shoulder and pull him of the middle of the road.I then tell him that what he was doing was completly illegal and that anyone of these people,pointing at all the neighbours who had come out to watch the commotion and maybe join in,could easylly call the cops and we would be fucked just for yelling at each other!
"have ya heard of road rage"i asked him.he looked at me like,what the hell are you on about!
I then went on to tell him that if he did hit me,i wasnt going to hit him back.Mainly cause someone else would have jumped right in.
The only thing that would have done was get him charged!
and he looked at me like.Oh really?Oh.Oh!
and then when i told him the senario of,if i was a women under the helmet.That triped him out big time!and that you just cant go round screaming at people because you had a shit day!
What about old people and women?Youll scare the crap out of them!and what happens when you start the wrong person?
and by the look of it he was starting the wrong person in the wrong street!!!
He shook my hand told me his name and said sorry!
Normally i would have cained him or at least gone at it with him.Man i had motocross boots on had my body armour on and a helmet!
But i didnt and i actually talked to an actuall dickhead!!!instead of caining him or letting him get cained!!!
just thought id share that with ya all,cause i felt really good about myself!!!
This has nothing to do with E or anything close to it.Though i was on an E while one thing happened!
It has to do with violence,in a way,but doesnt get gorry or,to violent!
Nobody gets bashed or anything like that,but ill talk about the subjects above.Violence and fighting.
So if ya get turned off by the above,please dont read because it could sound a bit ruff...
Here goes...
Friday night.(saturday the 7th of October)ruffly 2am.
Just changing into my stomping gear and cought a cab to cage,and stoped at russel st at 2am.
Yeah what a place to stop while rolling on a TT! i needed to use the 24-7 store next to all the pinny machine joints(where ya can get on).the yukkie bit of russel st.across from billboard!
i was out of gum so i had to load up!
I get out of the cab.Very amusing driver

As soon as i walk onto the foot path i walk past the dodggiest seady bloke about 23 or so bout my hight.5.10ish!
He walks past me and mumbbles something i though was.Do you want to see my stuff,with his hands in his jacket pocket.Straight away i though he was asking if i wanted smack.But at the same time i though he was a perv asking if i wanted to see his,thing! cause he's hands in his pockets where like pointing at his crouch!
Peaking of my head,he didnt look like your normal dude on the street selling gear.and they normaly ask if ya want to get on?
So quikly i said No thanks mate,cause the amount of confution this dude just caused me in 30 seconds wasnt even worth the best E on the earth!!!
Eyes fixed on the 24-7 store,i hear the clown who now turned around say.Get ready for it cause i almost laughed,but didnt cause of the street i was in!
He asked me."What did you say about my mum?"
Trying not to laugh mainly cause i didnt think there was a dick still left in this world who could still use a line like that.i turned and asked,"what" like what the fuck.are you for real!
i think the look i gave him didnt help!
He was for real!and asked me again!
Automaticly i go into DING DING mode!(ready to cain this fucker!!!)
had a bad week already and i was mashed on E,and when im on an E,yes i can get angry and pist off.But it has to be something extreme!
this was looking extreme and it looked like it was time to cain somebody!!!
I dont know if it is the E but if someone fires me up like that while im rolling i can turn into a coked up roid freak.
Again id like to state that i dont feal like this each time i take E.But i know that while on an E,if anybody starts me,like has a nice swing at me,ill cain the dude!!!
Oh and if they start trouble with a friend or someone needing help,ill just get into DING DING mode!
Ide also like to state that ive never had to bash anybody while ive been Eing or straight!I dont get into fights and havnt been in one really!helped friends in trouble when i was young...but thats that!!!
oh yeah i have cained uhm one or two people but that was self diffence man! Really!!!

anywho as this dude starts to approach me,im still walking for the store door.He asks me to fuck'n stop walking!
DING DING.again i turn around and he goes to grab my sholder while his other hand was still in his pocket!
Man i had the fioury(sp?) of a hundred pist off Lions i was ready to cain the crap out of this dude.Instead i used my hand to grab his hand away from me,instead of smacking him in the nose.
Only because i didnt know what the hell he had in his hand in his pocket!
Was all to easy to leave this dude cained on the floor.He was so slow.But who was i to know if he had a knife in his pocket,because thats all i started thinking just before i was about to hook him!!!
Then he sort of backed off and asked me what i said?
I quikly told him, i thought he was asking me if i wanted to score smack!
"you fucken shore"he mumbbles loudly!
me thinking knife knife by now.I tell him thats that what i though he said and he then took off!
I turned round walked into the store and prosseded to buy my gum!
im prode of my self because i thought before i acted!!!
not that i dont think before my actions!

im not a violent person at all.Was so easy to cain this dude but didnt know what supprise he had for me?!?!
Was a situation i really couldnt walk away from unless i ran,ran fast and i really couldnt be bothered running!really i couldnt!
but this is the one that led me to type this post!
Wednesday the 18th of October
This is a bit of a road rage incident!
Me being a motorcycle rider i tend to get pist off at stupid car drivers!
Ive realise over the years thats screaming at dickhead drivers and the occational kick to the car, it actually gets me more pist off than if i just tooted my horn and avoided there stupidity!
So instead i just have to look out for my self alot more and be as safe as i can be!
Though if someone starts tooting and tale gateing my girlfriend while shes driving or for that case any girl or olderlly person,while im present.Well god help them!
People stoped tooting when you pull out a set of mountain bike forks(big shocks)but thats another story of some dickead that wanted to go 100k's in the city!!!and uhm,for some reason he desided that my girl was the one holding him up!
Bad move dude!!!Not when im passenger with a set of fat ass forks in the back seat!
there i go off track,but i hate people that start road rage.You cant do anything cause there are so many laws about it now!
If i cained someone to help another person,ill still get charged!!!
Anywho.Its not worth it! and if you have to.Run a red light to get away from stupid people.
Im on the road heaps so i see it all the time!
Its just fucked!!!

as i was saying above.wed 18th Oct.
Was about 5:30pm.I was on my motorbike in my mums street.Coburg!
In that same street lives my friend and many others!
I was on my way to visit my friend!
I took off from the light.It was two lanes that merged into one after the light!
I was in the lane that ends!so i had to merge.No problem!
(add noise of screaming 2 stroke here...)
i get into the lane nice and easy useing my blinker.
Now here is where i think it gets all agro!?!?
Behind me was a Johnny Lygon in his what else,but.Commodore mate!(sorry commo drivers.i actually want a commodore ute!)
I look in my mirrors and this Gino in right up my ass.Soon i have to stop and turn right into my friends drive.So i put my blinker back on,and if you just feather touch the brakes,you can activate the brake light without realy slowing down!
So i do the flash my brake trick to let dickhead behind know that ill be slowing down soon and turning!
Yeah that did jack shit!He was still tale gateing me,and that so pisses me off man!
YOU DONT TALE GATE MOTORBIKES OR CARS!!!
So i get to my point of stop and turn.Which was now going to be slow down go wide and turn!
As i do that i give him the bird as he drives by me real close and quik.What he did there was illegal,because you are not aloud to over take on the inside(gutter side) of a single lane!
Now because i stoped on the footpath(in front of friends house),i think this dude actually though i was stoping so i could O.D at him!?!?
This dude gets out of his car screaming his head off.
(oh im straight!maybe a little stoned!)
I keep helmet on cause this dude looked like he just did lines of coke and had big hits of roids and then told him you had sex with his mum! he was pist!!!
He walks over to me screaming who knows what.I was just waiting for him to hit me.
I told him that if he hit me that he would be in a whole load of shit!
That pist him off more cause he really tensed up then!So i disided to walk backwards away from this dude and uhm...hopefully the cavellry(SP?)would come out!?!?
He backed off.I told him to chill out cause the only thing that would happen is.He'd get in loads of trouble,and i didnt want to fight!
Again,he didnt like them word either!Comes charging at me again!
I just tell him.Dont do it dude.Dont be stupid!
Again he chilled.So i told him why i gave him the bird and he though i was being a dickhead or some shit because i took off from the lights, in front of him!?!? whats that?
"gee sorry i have an advatage over you dude"
again he didnt like that!
But by know my Friend and his Dad had come out and where just waiting for the dude to just touch me!
The Gino screams,do ya wonna take me on,to my friend!
My friends like,sweet man!

Our Vietnamies friends,next door where all ninja ready at the window aswell!
and sitting in his 4WD parked just away from the action was my boss!
Now we got the Sissaly(sp?) connection jetting back and making shore nothing gets to crazy!This dude could protect a foot ball team man!!!

and my Boss is also a close friend!
So i put my hand over the Ginos shoulder and pull him of the middle of the road.I then tell him that what he was doing was completly illegal and that anyone of these people,pointing at all the neighbours who had come out to watch the commotion and maybe join in,could easylly call the cops and we would be fucked just for yelling at each other!
"have ya heard of road rage"i asked him.he looked at me like,what the hell are you on about!
I then went on to tell him that if he did hit me,i wasnt going to hit him back.Mainly cause someone else would have jumped right in.
The only thing that would have done was get him charged!
and he looked at me like.Oh really?Oh.Oh!
and then when i told him the senario of,if i was a women under the helmet.That triped him out big time!and that you just cant go round screaming at people because you had a shit day!
What about old people and women?Youll scare the crap out of them!and what happens when you start the wrong person?
and by the look of it he was starting the wrong person in the wrong street!!!
He shook my hand told me his name and said sorry!
Normally i would have cained him or at least gone at it with him.Man i had motocross boots on had my body armour on and a helmet!
But i didnt and i actually talked to an actuall dickhead!!!instead of caining him or letting him get cained!!!
just thought id share that with ya all,cause i felt really good about myself!!!
