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If you could have an endless supply of/only use one drug for the rest of your life...

well, i can't see myself knocking hell out of my ancient body with stimulants for the rest of my life. but there is one drug that will ALWAYS be a part of my life. the thought of never having it again is out of the question! therefore:

L.S.D. :)
 
So...stuck on a desert island for TWO days with the following:

So as the subject states, SWIY seems to be stuck on a desert island for two full days/nights alone; no internet, phones, gameboy advanced, etc. A chest (that exhibits genie-like behavior for this thread 8)) is on the island with the following contents:

- Six 10mg tablets of Valium (Mylan)
- Three 30mg capsules of Adderall XR (Shire)
- Lots of bottled water
- 3 Different snacks of your choice, within reason
- A few lanterns that will last two nights
- An energy drink of your choice (16oz)
- Four 20mg tablets of Adderall IR (Barr)
- A slurpee, with the rounded lid and silly 'spoon straw.'
- A lighter and one pack of cigarettes (if a smoker.)

So given the ridiculous specifics above, story-tell SWIM how these two days/nights would be spent. Assume the adventure ends at 3pm after the second night.

Let's hear it! =D
 
I'd be really fucking bored. Give me an 8 ball of powder heroin, a quarter oz of some dank haze or sour diesel, and a few bucks for food and I'd be good for at least 2 days.
 
I'd just take the Valium intermittently to sleep for as much of the two days as I could cuz that chest sucks. And I'd eat that food and slurpee when I was awake..
 
ya who wants to be spun while on a desert island?? i would at least need some bud or something. fuck adderall! bud and liquor/benzos would be my choice.
 
ok then. i would take half the speedy stuff and explore the island. i would build myself a shelter and a fire (probably set fire to the chest) with all that energy. and be devastated that my slurpee has melted in the heat, what with there being no freezer on the island. :(

then i would chill by the fire & a lantern with one or two of the valiums and eat some of the snacks. i would take some more valium to get some sleep.

the next day i would take the other half of the speedy stuff, then go swimming and try to catch a fish. and be devastated that i'd run out of smokes already. :(

then i would cook the fish and eat it once the speedy stuff had worn off. then i would take the rest of the valium and just chill the fuck out, puking my guts up cos i hadn't cooked the fish properly.

good times man, good times. %)
 
Knowing my own personal habits I would not want to be too up nor too down so I would swallow everything at once. Unfortunatelly my seizure threashold is very low due to heavy IV cocaine abuse and I would prolly have a nice seizure about 45 mins into the amp. After I woke up from said seizure I would feel awful and sleep for roughly 36 hours. Unfortunatelly I would have roughly 11 hours to go so...I would then masturbate vigorously with the slurpee.

However as this is a magical box I would ask that my snacks be 1xShetland Pony, 50ct. Cialis 20mg and olive oil for lube. Well you can only imagine what would happen then, too bad the shetland pony cant do reach arounds. Ah well....
 
holy shit! an endless supply of my favourite brand of KETAMINE would be srsly a dream come true...

well i guess i'm lucky enough to have an almost endless supply of extreamly cheap xanax...
 
Haha keep in mind this isn't like the 5x5 foot desert islands from the Far Side comics, there 'is' exploring to be done etc. I plan on making more threads like this with some really psychotic mixtures in that magical chest. I figured testing the waters with a popular but not absurdly potent amp, some ciggies, and a reasonable benzo would give me reasons to continue the trend, or let the trolls smear their self-declared intelligence and recycled one-liners ruin it.

Personally I think it's an amusing idea, and it's great that people are already doing everything but answer some simple bullet points, but the whole point is to start out with next to nothing and decide what you'd do; there's a ton of people with drug knowledge out there that would in truth offer some fascinating responses. If I didn't have a motive for doing this I would've just said "HAY IF YUO HAD LIEK SIX POUNDZ OF COKE WOT WOULD YUO DO???" and promptly be ridiculed.

Granted, as for myself I'm with FDR on this one, I'd just masturbate the entire time. Maybe this belongs in trip reports since it involves imagination instead of unprovoked mocking from the neglected?
 
Addendum: I'll post the next 'magic chest' situation in "two days at 3pm CST" and will be sure to include some more well-liked contents in the chest. Trust me, it'll be amusing, and accidentally fun. I'll contribute my own example as well, in a concise rendition to what I'm hoping will catch on. Just give it a chance chums, the worst thing that can happen is precisely this: nothing. ;)
 
the smarter choice would be LSD(needlepoint), but when it comes down to it, i'd cave and choose heroin.
 
Nah, that's my sarcasm. As a mod you're pretty aware that a majority of sincere forms of amusement are shot down by e-cock contrast battles (see the post above you, even in response to the catch 22 I posted above it) so I'd rather take the hit and roll with the limp wristed punches than eat troll bait and hold down the shift key to unleash a futile verbal assault. My story will be in the next entry; statistically someone besides a flagrantly polite mod and an array of "I COULD MAKE THAET CHEZT KEWLER EAEHEAHHAHALOL SMAERTS" forum degenerates, there will be 'one' earnest tale told by someone familiar with the contents of this amusing 'chest.'

That'll be enough to trigger a similar scenario but with different toys to play with. Then the TOM CATS will come out felching and shrieking over how badly they can out overdose the others; that'll give you your trouble ;) In the mean time, let the hecklers preserve their stupidity: some kids have only had access to the two relatively mild drugs I included as ammunition, and probably don't give a fourth of a fuck what some socially neglected heroin addict has to say about how quickly they could fill a chest with substances other people will never try.

This will be amusing, I can already tell, and so can you felix ;) signing off for the night, let's see if the amount of stupid has increased or decreased by the next morrow.
 
No dude. Dont make another treasure chest scenario tomorrow, lol. One of these threads is quite enough. If you post a series of them they will be closed - there aint no need for 5 different versions of the same thread. It aint nothing against you or thinkin your idea is stupid or watever, but im just sayin its totally unnecessary.

We have a thread similar to this called if you could only do one drug for the rest of your life, wat would it be.

We also have a thread about being stranded on a desert island and wat drug you would choose to do. I am goin to merge that thread with this one. I understand that you want to know wat people would do with your seeminly random selection of shitty drugs and how they would plan the use of those drugs while on the island, but your topic aint that much different that it needs to be its own thread, so , mergetime. :)
 
The answer to the question is weed, simply because it makes me happy to be bored. On an upper like coke or even worse meth, I'd need something to do and it would end up making me insane. An endless mountain of weed would be perfect!
 
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