I know midget is no longer considered politically correct, but the title of "If I Had A Pet Little Person" just doesn't have that same kick to it (and I might feel guilty kicking a field goal with a "little person" but calling them a midget instead= guilt free field goals all day!). But if you have read this far,you can already tell this blog is not meant 2 b politically correct bc if it was, I wouldnt b as aroused as I am typing it.
ANYWAY!!!
If I had a pet midget I would have both a male and female named Ad and Ev,short for Adam and Eve ^.^ I wud keep them n my closet and let them free at my leisure(at least once a wk where Ev can go up on me while Ad sodomizes me from a stool). So what activites do I consider leisurely with midgets(besides picking one up,having my way with them,and just throwing them to the side like a used condom at Charlie Sheens house,if he even uses them)? Bowling with midgets entertains me,I let them wear a helmet during this though,makes for a harder impact. It also makes me laugh when Ad runs and the grass tickles his nuts ^.^ And this is just a typical week! LMFAO
You know what though,Im gonna b fucked when a midget reads this and gets their midget friends together and forms a gang 2 come and kick/ possibly fuck my ass...What am I going 2 tell ppl when Im walking like a constipated penguin,with two black eyes, and bite marks on my shins? I mean,would you tell ppl u got ur ass kicked and then sodomized by a gang of midgets....???
After thinking on that question for a minute I came to the conclusion I would tell everyone who asked. My logic: I tell them that I got beat up and lost my anal virginity 2 a group of midgets,they laugh, I then proceed to tell the gang of midgets, and eat popcorn (and possibly masturbate) while they beat up and have their way with them ^.^
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ANYWAY!!!
If I had a pet midget I would have both a male and female named Ad and Ev,short for Adam and Eve ^.^ I wud keep them n my closet and let them free at my leisure(at least once a wk where Ev can go up on me while Ad sodomizes me from a stool). So what activites do I consider leisurely with midgets(besides picking one up,having my way with them,and just throwing them to the side like a used condom at Charlie Sheens house,if he even uses them)? Bowling with midgets entertains me,I let them wear a helmet during this though,makes for a harder impact. It also makes me laugh when Ad runs and the grass tickles his nuts ^.^ And this is just a typical week! LMFAO
You know what though,Im gonna b fucked when a midget reads this and gets their midget friends together and forms a gang 2 come and kick/ possibly fuck my ass...What am I going 2 tell ppl when Im walking like a constipated penguin,with two black eyes, and bite marks on my shins? I mean,would you tell ppl u got ur ass kicked and then sodomized by a gang of midgets....???
After thinking on that question for a minute I came to the conclusion I would tell everyone who asked. My logic: I tell them that I got beat up and lost my anal virginity 2 a group of midgets,they laugh, I then proceed to tell the gang of midgets, and eat popcorn (and possibly masturbate) while they beat up and have their way with them ^.^
Pariahprose
