Limpet_Chicken
Bluelighter
You ate durian? jesus fucking christ!
I've tasted that shit, and all I got was burnt out selenium rectifiers, rotting garlic/leeks and various notes of sulfurous noxiousness.
The only times I've ever smelled worse, its come out of a lab flask and needs a gas mask to be within a few hundred feet at least.
Tried durian once, in college, and it was AWFUL. Myself and a friend of mine ended up using it to punish a particular tutor, who had been mercilessly abusing, degrading and bullying this sweet, quiet young girl, someone inoffensive; who's never have hurt a fly.
Two pieces of durian in the waste paper basket, the rest of it in the bottom floor air-vents in the toilets. Didn't quite count on how potent that repulsive abomination was going to be. Caused the evacuation of the entire high-rise building whilst they called in the gas maintenance people....to a building that hadn't even got a gas supply.
Got the girl, and everyone else the day off though.
I've tasted that shit, and all I got was burnt out selenium rectifiers, rotting garlic/leeks and various notes of sulfurous noxiousness.
The only times I've ever smelled worse, its come out of a lab flask and needs a gas mask to be within a few hundred feet at least.
Tried durian once, in college, and it was AWFUL. Myself and a friend of mine ended up using it to punish a particular tutor, who had been mercilessly abusing, degrading and bullying this sweet, quiet young girl, someone inoffensive; who's never have hurt a fly.
Two pieces of durian in the waste paper basket, the rest of it in the bottom floor air-vents in the toilets. Didn't quite count on how potent that repulsive abomination was going to be. Caused the evacuation of the entire high-rise building whilst they called in the gas maintenance people....to a building that hadn't even got a gas supply.
Got the girl, and everyone else the day off though.