If drugs were legal consumer goods, what brand names would they have?

[Aetherius Rimor]

This was an activity that would amuse me, but never have asked a wide audience. Creative and "plausible" brand name's are the type I'd like to see. Some slang terms obviously could qualify.

If we have any graphics artists here, who feel generous enough to create a mock product image, that' be fantastic.

Examples:

Columbia's Finest
Mary Jane's Harvest
Super Diet Coke (feel this could be done better, no ideas yet)
Elf Spice (slang term, reminded me of Old Spice)
Hoffman's Reality


Honestly my creativity isn't the greatest when it comes to names, was hoping others had better ideas.

 

[Aetherius Rimor]

Talking strain names, or actual brand names? Never been to east coast.

 

[burn2shine]

Meth = 48 hour energy

 

[Aetherius Rimor]

Meth = 48 hour energy

Rofl, perfect example. My creative association skills are pitiful.

 

[wooger]

ermm K2 Spice and Benzo Fury sold quite well! oh and Becks beer... can never resist!

 

[Tommyboy]

Arm and Needle Shooting Powder, instead of Arm and Hammer.....

 

[CrackAndScrabble]

Bayer Heroin

 

[shishigami]

Bayer Heroin

Oh wait...

 

[Renz Envy]

Ecstasy = Rolhard

 

[highhooked]

Str82thaDome

 

[Tommyboy]

cocaine= straw-mate

 

[Dexed]

GHB - Xyrem
Opium - Laudanum
Cocaine + alcohol - Vin Mariani
Amphetamine - 'Peppo' (thanks Disney)

Oh yeah, that's right...

Meth: Get Spun

 

[DeathDomokun]

Neigh "Never say neigh" (Ketamine brand)