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If drugs were a college, whats your major?

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I was mad high the other night and chillin w/some people, they were sayin how i roll some good blunts and how i put alot of attention into the shit they call me the blunt queen as a matter of fact, but anyways. i love makin a blunt perfect and get alot of satisfaction outta it. and i said man, in the University of Marijuana, my major is Blunts.

It made me laugh so i thought id ask yall

cuz i know everyone has one part of preparing, copping, or doing their favorite drug, that they are the best at, whether they roll the best blunts, can make a meth bulb in 15 seconds flat, have the ability to cut out lines faster than lightning, etc. everyone got one thing that they do the best when it comes to drugs.

So im askin yall...If your drug of choice, was a university, college, school, whatever the hell you call it in your country, WHATS YOUR MAJOR??
 
nine different Phds I wish I hadn't gotten !
worst of all was
a class called
Independent Study In Intravenous Injection

I got an A+ in that, regretably . LOL
 
im majoring in cannabis. but i'm working on a minor in psychedelics, it's a much harder path to take.
 
stillbeing said:
nine different Phds I wish I hadn't gotten !
worst of all was
a class called
Independent Study In Intravenous Injection

I got an A+ in that, regretably . LOL
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^^I think you the only one who fully got the concept of this thread , LOL

Yea i would have to say i also got some good marks in "Opiates in Contemporary Society - Skating On The Thin Ice of Almost-Addiction"

yea that was a workshop class ;)
 
lol, I guess I majored in
"Tearing perfectly rectangular sheets of foil for various drugs, from heroin to meth"
I can tear those babies so uniformly!
 
i double majored in copping and shooting. only way i could be any better at copping was if i was a minority so i wouldnt look out of place in the ghetto.
 
I would have a dual major in holding and cutting up monster lines... I haven't slept or eaten in a few days now.. so I can't come up with catchy course names... but yeah.. when I was big into coke mainly... I was the guy who always cut out supposed huge lines (I had used coke daily for about two months, and my tolerance was rather high to the point of doing an eight in an hour or two.. snorting it... alone..) My lines ranged from ~333mg lines to 1.0-1.5g lines.. (rails I suppose is a better term.) usually sticking around .5g... I'm also apparently the rail master around my coke buddies.. because no matter what I'm snorting.. my entire line and every fucking crumb I can see goes up that nostril before I quit breathing in.

The other major is simply because anytime anyone would call me or anytime we'd be chilling somewhere and bored, I'd have SOME drug on me.. not even catagory specific (although coke was a big one for awhile...) just any random drug I'd always seem to have some with me.. just enough for all us to partake..

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Oh I'm already teaching

take MARJNA 121 - smoking device lab (teach you how to make a bong out of an alvacado, some duct tape and a snorkel)

or KETMN - 201 - perfect K-holes (teaches how to IM, eyeball, and watch cool videos in your K-hole)

I also do private tutoring with ecstasy. light shows included
 
Double majored in Distilled Spirits, Track 2 (from the bottle) and Psychedelic Theory with an emphasis on indole hallucinogens. Also had an on-campus part-time in the Distribution Office for awhile; picked up some valuable job skills but it was interfering with my studies so it had to go.
 
lacey k said:
^^I think you the only one who fully got the concept of this thread , LOL

Yea i would have to say i also got some good marks in "Opiates in Contemporary Society - Skating On The Thin Ice of Almost-Addiction"

yea that was a workshop class ;)
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What about me?

Eight different Phds I wish I had not received. The most regrettable was a class called Dependent Studies In Drug-Induced Mimicry

I got an B, though. Ha, ha, ha.
 
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